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[badassfreakingoverlord]

From: Angra Mainyu
Date: September 25

Gods and shinki of the Far Shore! Tremble before the mighty Overlord Zetta and witness your defeat -- for I, the most badass freaking Overlord in the entire cosmos, have captured what so many of you seek!

[Embedded in the message are pictures of five Crazy Cat vending machines -- somewhat scuffed from their mistreatment at Zetta's larcenous minions' hands, but nonetheless unmistakeable. Lest anyone doubt the veracity of the images, his minions stood nearby, holding signs that said things like, "September 25", and "Hi, Heaven's BBS!" and "Banana for scale" complete with a crude picture of a banana that, if examined closely, is probably actually dickbutt.]

No doubt some of you wanted the rare cat charms contained within. And I bet some of you have heard some fervent prayers from your followers, too. Guess what: I'm the only game in town! So start prostrating yourself and working up some offers for a pull on these suckers, and remember who the true lord of evil here is!

Comments

Text | From: Yog-Sothoth

[all_seeing_eye]

No thanks.

And dickbutt, seriously?

2012 called. They want their dank memes back.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Look, take it up with the minions. They're not exactly the brightest bunch, what with the whole 'semi-intelligent vessels for my mana power' thing and all.

[all_seeing_eye]

I guess it could have been worse. They could have been playing Bananaphone over your announcement.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Look, I draw the line at autoplaying hidden audio files in posts and on websites. I may be the ideal of evil, but even I have some standards.

[all_seeing_eye]

You keep saying that. What kind of evil things do you do, anyway?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Tyranny, conquest, destruction, mayhem, vandalism, harassment... It's a pretty long list. The point is, no evil that I can't take pride in.

[all_seeing_eye]

Y'know, most bad guys where I come from try to keep that stuff a secret.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hmph. Humans. We demons pride ourselves in our vice and villainy. That's our purpose in life!

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[futhark]

Congratulations on your loot. Did you know it's haunted?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Haunted? What the hell do you mean?

[futhark]

Have you ever tried taking it into the plains of Far Shore?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

The plains? The hell. I just took them back to my temple. And there aren't any ghosts here, so..

[futhark]

Eh? Are you saying there weren't any ayakashi escaping those keychains?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

The keychains are still locked up in there! I saw a bunch show up after I got here, but I figure they were just chasing me.

[futhark]

So you're the one that let all the cats out!

[ Like he's the one to talk... But in his mind, he brought only two, he's innocent compared to that ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I didn't let anything out of anywhere! Are you going to start making sense any time soon, or did your brain get blighted?!

text; from: Archer

[boneofsword]

Have you brought your loot to the Far Shore?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Of course I have. What, I was going to leave it down in the Near for any old idiot to wander across?

[boneofsword]

So you're that idiot who released hordes of ayakashi here. Great job breaking it.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

You know, I take great pride in evil and villainy... that I've ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISHED! What are you talking about?!

[boneofsword]

Those keychains everybody wants are infested with ayakashi. Bringing any to Far Shore lets them out.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Oh. I figured they'd just followed me here when I teleported.

But if the rest of you have been dealing with that crap, don't blame me. I beat all of the ones that showed up on my heels.

[boneofsword]

How lucky for you. Meanwhile I stopped counting after first thirty or so.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Those ones weren't MY fault. I told you, I defeated all the ones that showed up after me. If there were others, it's because other people let them free. I only managed to grab half the machines there.

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