20 | Shopping Frenzy!

[godsoffortune]

Who: Everyone!
What: Helping a grand opening go well
When: August 21
Where: The Near Shore
Summary: The owners and employees at a new shopping center are begging for help. Bad luck has plagued them, and their grand opening is this weekend! Gods and shinki alike have been asked to respond to their prayers on Opening Day, find the source of their misfortune and ensure that the opening goes smoothly.



The Yamada Corporation is opening a new, high-class department store in a Tokyo suburb. They've been running advertisements for weeks and excitement among their prospective customers is at a fever pitch. Unfortunately, things inside the project aren't going so well. Construction has been delayed, deliveries are wrong, employees keep getting sick or hurt on the job and it's starting to look like the grand opening will be a grand disaster. Their fervent prayers for help have reached the Heavens, who are passing them along to you to be granted... but with an addition: Heaven, too, is very interested in learning where that bad luck is coming from.



Maintenance Madness

For a brand-new building, Yamada Department Store is having a lot of maintenance issues. Toilets are overflowing, lights are burning out, stair railings are coming loose, and either the air conditioning is set so cold there's frost on the vents or it's not working at all. The overworked maintenance crew needs all the help they can get! How many gods does it take to change a light bulb?

Secret Shoppers

Are you really going undercover to make sure you stop problems before they start, or just enjoying a day of high-class shopping on Heaven's dime? Whatever your real motivation is, all expenses are covered... but you'll still want to keep an eye out for mishaps. Unfortunately, the grocery and bakery in the basement are under construction (they've had some flooding problems) but there are still six floors of designer clothes, consumer goods and restaurants to enjoy.

Retail Rescue

Between mysterious accidents and that nasty flu that seems to be going around, the department store is badly understaffed. Grab an employee uniform and someone else's nametag and pitch in before the lines get too long. There are positions open in every department, from the restaurant on the top floor to book sales on floor one.

It's not just sales and service you have to worry about: thanks to the store's misfortune, displays are toppling over, the wrong orders are coming in, fancy candies are melting all over the shelves and ink tags are exploding on their own. This is hard work!

Intrepid Investigators

The Heavens aren't just sending so much supernatural help to this department store to keep their faithful followers happy. They have reason to suspect that there's something more sinister behind this mysterious streak of extra-bad luck. Between keeping the lights on and the customers happy,
you've been asked to search the store and investigate all of the "unlucky" incidents in order to determine what's going on. The shinki who brought you this request hinted that Heaven would look favorably on anyone who uncovered something particularly useful....

If your character is investigating the department store and needs to know what they have found, please comment to the "Investigations" thread below with a link to your thread. Your hint will be provided.

Investigation threads longer than 10 comments will earn 200 followers for every god in the thread and 20 exp for every shinki. Once your thread reaches that length, please turn it in by replying to your hint under the "Investigations" thread to let us know you've earned the bonus.

In Summary:

• Keep the lights on
• Take some time out to enjoy a shopping trip
• Make sure the customers are happy
• Discover the cause of the bad luck
• Have fun~

Comments

secret shoppers

[wadoichimonji]

[Zoro had walked into the store by accident, but looking at what they have...]

I think this would look nice on Ni--

[And there he is, his boyfriend, in front of a mirror, wearing something similar to what Zoro had in hand.]

Oh.

[deniles]

...Only nice? Come on, I deserve a little better than that.

[He smirks and turns around to face him.]

I'd have thought you'd have said "sexy" or "wanna bang".

[wadoichimonji]

... Of course you're here.

[He puts the stuff he picked up back down, and looks around.]

If it were that, just having you naked would do.

[He walks over to a wall and searches the drawers in them.]

White or pink?

[deniles]

And here I was hoping to surprise you.

[Not that he's mad. He runs his fingers through his hair.]

White. Do I look like someone who'd look good in pink?

[Then again, it is just coming off.]

[wadoichimonji]

You always surprise me, no matter what.

[Chuckle and an eyebrow raise.]

Honestly? Pink would look amazing on you.

[deniles]

...Fine. I'll try it on. But just for you.

[He holds out his hand.]

[wadoichimonji]

[Zoro smiles and gives Niles the set up, which is very, very small but nice and cotton candy pink.]

I'll wait out here then.

[deniles]

[He goes in and changes, before coming out, turning his head over to look at Zoro.]

...Well?

[He doesn't hate it.]

[wadoichimonji]

[Zoro looks at him, his eyes moving up and down, smirking when they stop in the barely covered bulge.]

You know? The colour fits you perfectly, it stands out with your dark skin.

[He gets close to him, looking at the mirrors to se him for every angle.]

We should get it.

[deniles]

...Ha. Alright, we'll get this.

[But he turns and grabs a dark blue lacy thong.]

And you get to try on this.

[Handing it to him.]

[wadoichimonji]

Awesome.

[He looks at the thing and raises an eyebrow.]

Blue? Really?

[He takes it and inspects it, looking it over from every angle.]

Ok, sure.

[Time to put on a thong I guess. That's slightly uncomfortable but hey it looks ok. He snorts at how his dick looks though.]

So?

[deniles]

You have too much green. You get blue.

[Sorry about that. He can find a green one.

He waits for him to come out and sighs.]

Do it again but your dick between your legs.

[wadoichimonji]

But I like green!

[He looks down and pouts.]

My dick looks great though.

[He goes back into the change room and does as Niles said. Now it doesn't look as bulky but... He kinda liked his dick nicely tucked in the satin.]

What about now?

[deniles]

And you look good in it, but you look good in other colors too.

[such as nude.]

Yes, we know.

[He looks at him and moves to check.]

Better. Cause it's flatter now. More comfortable?

[wadoichimonji]

I think pink looks good on me. The dark one, not the light one that looks good on you.

[He shrugs.]

It's pretty much the same. My ass feels nice though.

[deniles]

We can get both. Nice to have selection.

[He moves behind him to grab his ass.]

...You're right. It does.

[wadoichimonji]

....Good point.

[He smirks and wiggles his ass a little.]

Glad you agree.

[deniles]

[He gives that ass a smack now.]

Let's buy it and go home. Right now.

[wadoichimonji]

[Zoro raises an eyebrow, and smirks.]

That horny?

[deniles]

Yeah. You're not surprised, are you?

[How often do they do it?]

[wadoichimonji]

[Often enough.]

If I knew having me wear this kind of stuff made you this horny, I would have bought some already.

[Ok but who says he won'tpget the clothes over the thong and wear it the whole time back to Niles'.]

[deniles]

You should have asked. Then again, you without clothes on gets me going.

[He'll just go back into the changing room... and come out with four sets of lingerie not including the ones he just tried out, while wearing his outfit.]

Let's go. My place or yours?

[wadoichimonji]

OF course it does.

[Zoro laughs as he goes back to going commando with his very comfortable pants, thank you very much.]

If Leo's home, then mine.

[deniles]

He might be with his boyfriend. Although it might be fun to torment them into having sex, we should probably just go to your place.

[wadoichimonji]

...He has a boyfriend? Good for him.

What you waiting for then?