Archer [EMIYA] (
boneofsword) wrote in
thenearshore2017-10-14 05:49 pm
Underthinking vs overthinking [CLOSED]
Who: Archer & Caster
When: August 30th after their return from Heavenly Fair
Where: Caster's temple
What: two idiots decide to duke it out in their usual style
Warning: language, blood and injuries, possible property destruction Servant style
[Archer is leaning against one of the trees that surround the clearing behind Caster's temple. He's earlier than he's supposed to be, but that doesn't matter.
If the myths are half true, Cú Chulainn was forced into many situations he himself wasn't satisfied with and into choices that weren't truly his own. When Caster speaks his True Name he does so with pride, but the mentions of his own tales - which are scarce, at best - are oddly impersonal. Then there's the role of God he was forced into, yet again, that forces him into a position he's clearly not comfortable with. Instead of being summoned into a familiar mold of Servant Caster is forced to become a Master to another spirit. While Archer's own memories and understanding of the system is patchy at best, he can understand one thing. That the situation is enough to put strain on a normal human. For a being like Cú Chulainn the strain is much more severe and comes loaded with frustration.
There's one way to get rid of it. Which is a good battle. One that he is capable of.
That's his reason for provoking Caster to accept his offer for a spar.]
When: August 30th after their return from Heavenly Fair
Where: Caster's temple
What: two idiots decide to duke it out in their usual style
Warning: language, blood and injuries, possible property destruction Servant style
[Archer is leaning against one of the trees that surround the clearing behind Caster's temple. He's earlier than he's supposed to be, but that doesn't matter.
If the myths are half true, Cú Chulainn was forced into many situations he himself wasn't satisfied with and into choices that weren't truly his own. When Caster speaks his True Name he does so with pride, but the mentions of his own tales - which are scarce, at best - are oddly impersonal. Then there's the role of God he was forced into, yet again, that forces him into a position he's clearly not comfortable with. Instead of being summoned into a familiar mold of Servant Caster is forced to become a Master to another spirit. While Archer's own memories and understanding of the system is patchy at best, he can understand one thing. That the situation is enough to put strain on a normal human. For a being like Cú Chulainn the strain is much more severe and comes loaded with frustration.
There's one way to get rid of it. Which is a good battle. One that he is capable of.
That's his reason for provoking Caster to accept his offer for a spar.]

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Caster arrives on time, without his cape - if they're going to fight might as well leave that at the Temple. Less fluttering cloth the better. He did take his staff though, as there was no specifying of the weapons to be used. ]
Oh, so you're here! Last chance to change your mind! [ That's the greeting, but since Archer did his best to provoke him and piss him off, he's probably unlikely to retreat now. ]
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Hmph. Thinking I'll retreat after issuing the challenge? [Archer asks dryly, walking into the open space and further from the trees.]
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Who knows... but I'm glad you didn't.
[ In blink of an eye he zips forward. He might not be as fast, as a fully powered Servant Lancer would be, but it's enough here. It's not aimed directly at Archer - albeit it definitely looks like it - but at the tree trunk he's leaning against, right above his right shoulder. ]
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Heh. You have to work on your aim.
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Either way, if Caster flew off the handle every time someone ruffled his feathers he would be a Berserker. ]
Did you forget you're supposed to move? Or do you need encouragement..?
[ Otherwise, it's not a practice. Caster jumps away, even going as far as to aid himself by pushing himself off Archer-- or that's how it would look for the non-existent observer. The second of touch was required to put a fire run right in the middle of Archer's chest. The burst of flame is small but sudden just as Caster lands few meters away ]
Go on, dance for me!
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Archer obviously can't remember this, but for Caster it's already falling into a familiar routine. How many times did they duel like this? The routine is however what's dangerous. Circumstances differ, and no fight is exactly the same as the other. Not to mention that Archer is exactly the type to pull some surprising trick out of his sleeve - so a level of wariness is always necessary.
He pulls up the dull end of his spear in feigned attack - feigned because even if he ends hitting Archer straight at his jaw it is not the real goal. He uses it and the full length of his lance to put a distance between them - that's still testing the waters. He's aware his own speed and strength changed ever since he appeared here, now it's important to see how becoming shinki changed Archer ]
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Archer circles Caster and jumps at overhead strike, at the same time bringing the other sword in lower slash.]
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He deflects the first blow knowing well it will end with an opening Archer is ready to exploit. Here is another "bonus" of being a Caster: no armor. It's of no importance though, he lets the blade graze down his side, a shallow cut like this doing nothing to deter him. ]
First blood behind us.
[ Caster shoots him a crooked grin. Sure, he could dodge, but he's tired of getting set on the defense. A step back just to get space and correct footing to lunge forward with a spear thrust. First goes right to the head, if parried next goes for the heart. A flurry of strikes, each aimed at vital organs. Just when it becomes predictable he changes the tune spinning the spear back in series of twirl that obscure the following strike ]
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Archer barely manages to block the oncoming strike, spear's tip drawing a bloody line. Now's his turn.]
Looks like we're even. [with those works comnes kick aimed at Caster's abdomen.]
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He takes the kick - oh sure, he pulls back but there is still a solid thump of the foot hitting his midsection. It pushes him back- which is good. With lance, his range is a lot longer than of those short swords Archer wields.
Runes are at this point forgotten and ignored. It's not like he needs them when he can fight using his weapon- or give into the illusion of that. His grin grows wider and he laughs as he's enjoying this more and more. The harsh clang of weaponry follows, because neither of them is going to stop now.
Shit maybe Archer was right, and this is exactly what he needed ]
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It's when he barely manages to block the strike that could seriously injure him that Archer realizes he's slowing down. His reactions are just a bit too late and he's getting tired. That shouldn't be happening. He grits his teeth and stubbornly keeps fighting, ignoring his own weakness.]
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Wild, but controlled. He can allow himself to go all-out only because he knows his opponent is not that easy to kill. No, really, he's a damned cockroach if the patched memories of their previous meetings are any indication. He does not remember either of them finding victory - aside from that one time in a city covered with flames.
But does that count? Archer was a corrupted creature, and he- well he was a Caster. He still is, which should be something to remember. ]
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Then it clicks. The knowledge that projecting a powerful Noble Phantasm as close to its original as possible may cost him his life. The more powerful the weapon and more faithful the replica is, the higher drain on his own mana it creates.
His blade shatters.
Archer braces for the impact, knowing that he can't deflect nor dodge the incoming hit.
Gáe Bolg and his remaing sword vanish in a burst of blue motes.]
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...like he has time to ponder the realism and cynicism philosophy.
It was too late to halt the movement, and instead of skewering Archer with the spear, he just crashes into him full-speed, tumbling them both against the tree trunk with a loud thunk. The tree sheds some leaves because of the sudden impact but is otherwise unharmed.
As for those two idiots though... ]
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You're heavier than I thought.
[Well, if that's the first thing Archer manages to say once he catches his breath then he should keep his mouth shut. Famous last words, eh.]
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Do I even want to know what you expected?
[ Oh yes, willowy mages are a trope here. Being associated with them is another reason why being Caster sucks. ]
It's not like you made a soft cushion either.
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My apologies for not providing a soft landing. [Archer says that with a chuckle. It lacks his usual sarcasm, and is perhaps a bit too fond for someone so set on antagonizing Caster earlier.]
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[ And that's all, that's it. While Archer was successful in his antagonizing bullshit - Caster has a sore spot, and it's literally being a Caster - it's gone now. Everything evaporated during their fight.
Shame that lasted so shortly ]
Did you get your limits right now?
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Still, he is a little disappointed. Just a little. ]
Stick to non-lethal options in the future.
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It will stay a bit longer if I don't have to fight or project other weapons during that time. Or Borderlines. [he offers with a lopsided smirk.]
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But getting used to having it at hand could be dangerous. First, its presence depends on Archer and his magical energy capacity, second... it's depending on Archer, nuff said' and third...
It's not real anyway, and he's just a Caster now, so. No point in being anything else. Things don't work that way, and he's just not the way to circumvent the system ]
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Understood. [yet he can't let the matter rest, so he decides to inquire.] So Caster class, hmm?
[It's not like he has to ask just why Caster is so set on his spear. If Archer was in his place he'd feel the same... mostly. He won't even try to insult Cú Chulainn trying to voice the thught.]
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[ He's not making a fuss out of it, they've been quite useful, more than once. Even if for dumb shit like making himself a fake beard out of grass. ]
I imagine my Master was disappointed by this outcome as well. [ It's your fault Medusa, for suddenly appearing as Lancer before him ]
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I doubt that. No matter the class you're still yourself. [he offers. Archer is sure that he wouldn't mind. If Caster's Master was disappointed then they're a fool.]
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That's not really how it works. [ But he's secretly glad Archer doesn't know that much. He's already so knowledgeable about the Grail Wars that it makes Caster uneasy. God Greatest Secret, etc. Don't think too much buddy or you'll realize you're a Servant too.
You're annoying, but don't go ayakashi now, that would be a shame. He'd have to find a new shinki, such a hassle. ]
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I'm not talking about obvious class differences here. You may be summonedinto a different vessel, but it doesn't make you any less of Heroic Spirit. Only a foolish magus could consider you as such.
[He does get the bitterness of not being summoned in top condition.]
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That sounds suspiciously like you're trying to comfort me, Archer. [ He winks as if he was joking, but he looks more studying than anything else. ]
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Perhaps I am, I'll keep you guessing.
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The greatest unsolvable mystery... [ Is Archer being a dick, or is it just his face? ]
Differences or not- [ limiters more likely ] -I know my role and what is expected of me.[ He's either talking about being a God or being a Caster-class Servant... not that he has a Master here though ] But hey, it was fun to pretend to forget it for a second-
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I think you make a very good Caster. [Archer leans over him, on hand resting close to Caster's shoulder.] You're equally skilled in both magic and melee combat, so no one can surprise you.
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The whole point is that he just doesn't like it much. But that's enough of wallowing in self-pity for today, so instead of continuing in that direction he just lightens ups and takes the compliment with a smile ]
I could also be a very good Saber. Or Rider. [ But without Láeg it really wouldn't be the same. He makes a thoughtful pause ] Hmm, Berserker probably too, after a very bad day.... but I like Lancer best. Nothing beats that.
[ That's a final statement he can make about this, no whining included ]
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[Archer takes hold of Caster's chin and kisses him. It's definitely not a shy, sweet kiss, but it is brief.]
It's not a barrell full of booze, but I think it's something much better.
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What. [ Very flat and after a pause ] Was that a payment for that projection? [ He's already scowling when they part, yes. But his complain lacks a bite or venom. It's just there to cover his surprise. Sure, there are worse people to be kissed by but- He'd never expect for Archer to have that in him. ]
Am I to expect this every time?
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No. [Archer isn't smirking, and his voice lacks usual sarcasm. Then he quirks a brow and adds.] Not unless you want me to.
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Is this how this guy was in life? Then it clicks- ]
I'm still half-expecting to disappear in around a week or two. [ That's usual Servant lifespan, a few weeks. Month maybe. They're weapons, they exist to fight, that's why actual relationships are easily put aside as something that doesn't have sense in this kind of un-life. ]
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I don't think we'd be allowed to vanish so soon.
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Only a few things are certain. [ Prophecies for example. ] So what are the options? Take root, pretend it's a stable job?
[ That's what many people seem to go about this place, yes. Some miss homes, other have a second chance here, or something. Unlike them, he doesn't have a place to return to, but he also doesn't have a problem with that. ]
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I suppose so. [Archer shrugs. He's not really concerned with his own stance; for now he's avoiding any thoughts regarding his own situation. It works better this way.] As long as you're satisfied it's fine.
[Treating it like a summon can work too.]
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But of course, that's never going to happen. ]
No other choice, eh? That's on its own is a good advice. I could imagine myself in much worse partnership.
[ That's kind of his way of saying he doesn't mind Archer as his shinki as much as he expected to. Maybe it's lack of his memories that makes him so manageable? ]
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Hm. I appreciate that.
[Archer gets the meaning, and honestly does appreciate it. Caster doesn't mind his snarkiness and he's free to do as he pleases aside his duties. His God also makes surprisingly pleasant company.]
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[ That was what they were initially talking about. Don't think he's going to forget it just because of your projection shtick ]
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[Archer chuckles as he gets up. It was a good fight, and a good aftermath. Turning to Caster he offers a hand, intent on helping him up.
Perhaps he should obtain a few training weapons for such sparring. Then it won't rely in his projections.]
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Make it good. Barrel of mead is good too!
[ He pats Archer arm and then rests his hand there - almost too casual. Probably a barrel of any kind of alcohol would work. Including some that he did not try, like rum ]
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I'll see what I'll manage to find.
[Finding many different kinds of alcohol is a mission now, right. Now he can stop chastising himself for that kiss. It's totally worth the risk. Well, he kissed Niles to see what the deal is and to judge it properly against Caster.]