[ Wait, this asshole's arm isn't working either? Damn. Poor guy. His terrible poker face undoubtedly lets some of that pity through, although he's quick to look away. ]

This? Nah, this is about as good as it gets. [ He gestures expansively at the shinki practicing borderlines, other, white-robed shinki helping them. ] This is just their bullshit first day of school. Nobody ever gets attacked by those purple tentacle monsters or giant floating swords or anything like that here.

[ Which is really telling, because you'd think that ayakashi would be all over a field full of shinki with no idea how to use their powers. It made a man wonder about just who was in control here? ]

You get your phone thing yet?