[ He'll catch that phone with an easy question before actually looking at what's on there. ]

So you like him punishing you?

[ But fine, fine. He'll read through the whole thing, finding plenty of things to argue against this or turn it around to make Yata change his mind. ]

Excessive jealousy and brooding? True friend? Yeah, most of these I don't see. The highly sexual part, sure, but that's it. I'm not a Scorpio.

[ Of course this is him being stubborn and trying to be right about this being bullshit. Which is more Scorpio than anything. ]