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thenearshore2018-05-09 07:54 pm
kokuyoyo) wrote in thenearshore2018-05-09 07:54 pm
won't you take me
Who: The Li Tieguai clusterfuck
What: Well, we're out of a shitty haunted forest, who wants dinner?
When: November 16, evening
Where: Li Tieguai's Temple
Usually, when there's some big nonsense in Heaven, Chikusa can be found out cold or "away" in his own head for most of the following couple of days afterwards... but that apparently only counts for event which involve people. Spending an entire day trekking through a possessed forest filled with violent plant-life and cultists is manageable.... somehow.
No matter how exhausted or injured anyone in the temple is, food still has to be made, and Hakka is in no condition to make it. Thus, dinner is being arranged by the other cook in the house, and invitations have been sent out to the relevant people Chikusa thinks care- namely Nanako and Ayumu, along with anyone they seek to bring. That doesn't mean people checking in on the Li Tieguai temple can't just waltz right into the dinner as well....
There's a lot to do in the time leading up to dinner, after all, depending on when people show up (or, you know, realize there's smells coming from the kitchen). Bon, the resident enormous Tibetan Mastiff, demands attention in the form of bodily flinging himself at people. There's a goat in the garden, tied away from all the important medical herbs. At least four different nekomata wander in and out of the temple ground whenever they please, including Pookie, the most permanent resident, and never shut up.... Not to mention that a Kung-Fu movie has been put on the television for people to watch.
There's also a sign on all entrances to the kitchen that says: CHO HAKKAI IS NOT ALLOWED TO COOK. Presumably Chikusa put it up while making direct eye contact with him.
Either way, mess around until dinner, have dinner, crash in the living room where another kung-fu movie has been put on again... Have fun.
Oh, and before it can be forgotten.... The dinner menu for the night is fritto misto, meaty Amatriciana sauce with bucatini noodles, and all the garlic bread in the world apparently. For dessert? Cannoli again. That... might be all he knows how to make on the dessert front.
What: Well, we're out of a shitty haunted forest, who wants dinner?
When: November 16, evening
Where: Li Tieguai's Temple
Usually, when there's some big nonsense in Heaven, Chikusa can be found out cold or "away" in his own head for most of the following couple of days afterwards... but that apparently only counts for event which involve people. Spending an entire day trekking through a possessed forest filled with violent plant-life and cultists is manageable.... somehow.
No matter how exhausted or injured anyone in the temple is, food still has to be made, and Hakka is in no condition to make it. Thus, dinner is being arranged by the other cook in the house, and invitations have been sent out to the relevant people Chikusa thinks care- namely Nanako and Ayumu, along with anyone they seek to bring. That doesn't mean people checking in on the Li Tieguai temple can't just waltz right into the dinner as well....
There's a lot to do in the time leading up to dinner, after all, depending on when people show up (or, you know, realize there's smells coming from the kitchen). Bon, the resident enormous Tibetan Mastiff, demands attention in the form of bodily flinging himself at people. There's a goat in the garden, tied away from all the important medical herbs. At least four different nekomata wander in and out of the temple ground whenever they please, including Pookie, the most permanent resident, and never shut up.... Not to mention that a Kung-Fu movie has been put on the television for people to watch.
There's also a sign on all entrances to the kitchen that says: CHO HAKKAI IS NOT ALLOWED TO COOK. Presumably Chikusa put it up while making direct eye contact with him.
Either way, mess around until dinner, have dinner, crash in the living room where another kung-fu movie has been put on again... Have fun.
Oh, and before it can be forgotten.... The dinner menu for the night is fritto misto, meaty Amatriciana sauce with bucatini noodles, and all the garlic bread in the world apparently. For dessert? Cannoli again. That... might be all he knows how to make on the dessert front.
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Maybe.
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If you wanted someone to make him go to bed or something, you shoulda asked Gojyo.[It's a bit much to ask of even Gojyo, but he'd stand a better chance than Goku.] But I can make sure he's not doin' anything dumb or wearing himself out, don't worry.
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[...]
And you sort of are too.... so I don't see how one of you would do better than the other. [Another pause.] Unless you mean sex, I guess....
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[Goku looks honestly befuddled for a moment. Then his eyes go wide and he just looks grossed out.]
Ew, no! Hakkai's not weird like that! He wouldn't!
[Goku may be a little out of the loop on this one.]
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They've already gotten intimate. I thought you would have known.
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There's no way! You're makin' stuff up. Hakkai wouldn't do anything perverted like that.
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[He doesn't know that much about Hakkai's apparent love and sex life. Just far more than he ever would have wanted to know.]
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[When you spent most of your adolescence with Genjo Sanzo, surrounded by monks, you can pick up some kind of weird ideas about sex. Hanging out with Sha Gojyo and watching him be a dumbass doesn't help debunk these ideas.]
Gojyo's a perverted cockroach but Hakkai's real smart and stuff so he wouldn't do anything like that! [And Goku is one of the few people that likes Gojyo.] I'd've noticed if they were together like that!
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[Sighing, he squints down at the dough to get a good look at it. Is it right yet....]
Anyway, they both told me they'd done it, because they're dumb about each other.
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... I'm gonna go find Hakkai and make sure he's not being dumb. [Which with Hakkai he'd always expected to involve bodily injury, either his own or someone else's, not this.] Quit thinking about perverted stuff!
[Yeah, Chikusa, quit being a pervert. Goku has clean his head out with laundry detergent now.]
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[No answer on the 'quit thinking about perverted stuff'. Because, as it turns out, he refuses.]
[He just got a boyfriend, he's super going to think about perverted stuff, and Goku can fight him on it.]