kokuyoyo: (And the cops are back.)
Chikusa ([personal profile] kokuyoyo) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2018-05-09 07:54 pm

won't you take me

Who: The Li Tieguai clusterfuck
What: Well, we're out of a shitty haunted forest, who wants dinner?
When: November 16, evening
Where: Li Tieguai's Temple

Usually, when there's some big nonsense in Heaven, Chikusa can be found out cold or "away" in his own head for most of the following couple of days afterwards... but that apparently only counts for event which involve people. Spending an entire day trekking through a possessed forest filled with violent plant-life and cultists is manageable.... somehow.

No matter how exhausted or injured anyone in the temple is, food still has to be made, and Hakka is in no condition to make it. Thus, dinner is being arranged by the other cook in the house, and invitations have been sent out to the relevant people Chikusa thinks care- namely Nanako and Ayumu, along with anyone they seek to bring. That doesn't mean people checking in on the Li Tieguai temple can't just waltz right into the dinner as well....

There's a lot to do in the time leading up to dinner, after all, depending on when people show up (or, you know, realize there's smells coming from the kitchen). Bon, the resident enormous Tibetan Mastiff, demands attention in the form of bodily flinging himself at people. There's a goat in the garden, tied away from all the important medical herbs. At least four different nekomata wander in and out of the temple ground whenever they please, including Pookie, the most permanent resident, and never shut up.... Not to mention that a Kung-Fu movie has been put on the television for people to watch.

There's also a sign on all entrances to the kitchen that says: CHO HAKKAI IS NOT ALLOWED TO COOK. Presumably Chikusa put it up while making direct eye contact with him.

Either way, mess around until dinner, have dinner, crash in the living room where another kung-fu movie has been put on again... Have fun.

Oh, and before it can be forgotten.... The dinner menu for the night is fritto misto, meaty Amatriciana sauce with bucatini noodles, and all the garlic bread in the world apparently. For dessert? Cannoli again. That... might be all he knows how to make on the dessert front.
erogappa: (look -- I hear but I don't believe)

[personal profile] erogappa 2018-05-14 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)

[ You know what. Fuck it. ]

Deal.

[ But. There's always a but. ]

But Hakkai's got to say that he's interested first. [ Which will never happen. ] I'm not just gonna walk up and stick my tongue down his throat. But you already know Chikusa's interested, so you've got no excuses.

junkyarddog: (Before I ever give up)

[personal profile] junkyarddog 2018-05-14 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I know 'cause I had to ask him, byon. [Ken folds his arms over his chest.] So that means you gotta do that with Hakkai, too, right? You can't just wait around for him to say something like that out of the blue to a guy who just stopped hating him.
erogappa: (smirk -- startin some shit)

[personal profile] erogappa 2018-05-14 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)

[ How the hell did Ken manage to take control of the conversation so completely. ]

Fine.

[ --Gojyo snarls, and that's that. He's committed.

(He should be committed, for this. What the hell is he thinking? This is going to end in tears, or blood, or maybe both.) ]

I'll ask Hakkai if he's into me,[ --which he totally won't be, ] and you kiss Chikusa until one of you falls over.

[ He's gonna lose, but at least he won't be the only one! ]

junkyarddog: (We gotta get gone)

[personal profile] junkyarddog 2018-05-15 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Shake on it, byon. [Ken commands this, holding out a hand that's only slightly clawed rather than extremely. He's not channeling at the moment.

Then there's a pause.]


...it can't be right now, though. I'm still banned from the kitchen.
erogappa: (smirk -- Let me explain a thing)

[personal profile] erogappa 2018-05-15 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Damn right he shakes on it. ]

By tomorrow's fine.

[ And now they have a deadline. ...Shit. Shit. ]
junkyarddog: (Gotta sleep on your toes)

[personal profile] junkyarddog 2018-05-21 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Ken grins broadly, almost triumphantly.] My part's gonna be simple, byon! Making Kakipi fall over is easy. I do it without even kissing him all the time!