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Chikusa ([personal profile] kokuyoyo) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2018-05-09 07:54 pm

won't you take me

Who: The Li Tieguai clusterfuck
What: Well, we're out of a shitty haunted forest, who wants dinner?
When: November 16, evening
Where: Li Tieguai's Temple

Usually, when there's some big nonsense in Heaven, Chikusa can be found out cold or "away" in his own head for most of the following couple of days afterwards... but that apparently only counts for event which involve people. Spending an entire day trekking through a possessed forest filled with violent plant-life and cultists is manageable.... somehow.

No matter how exhausted or injured anyone in the temple is, food still has to be made, and Hakka is in no condition to make it. Thus, dinner is being arranged by the other cook in the house, and invitations have been sent out to the relevant people Chikusa thinks care- namely Nanako and Ayumu, along with anyone they seek to bring. That doesn't mean people checking in on the Li Tieguai temple can't just waltz right into the dinner as well....

There's a lot to do in the time leading up to dinner, after all, depending on when people show up (or, you know, realize there's smells coming from the kitchen). Bon, the resident enormous Tibetan Mastiff, demands attention in the form of bodily flinging himself at people. There's a goat in the garden, tied away from all the important medical herbs. At least four different nekomata wander in and out of the temple ground whenever they please, including Pookie, the most permanent resident, and never shut up.... Not to mention that a Kung-Fu movie has been put on the television for people to watch.

There's also a sign on all entrances to the kitchen that says: CHO HAKKAI IS NOT ALLOWED TO COOK. Presumably Chikusa put it up while making direct eye contact with him.

Either way, mess around until dinner, have dinner, crash in the living room where another kung-fu movie has been put on again... Have fun.

Oh, and before it can be forgotten.... The dinner menu for the night is fritto misto, meaty Amatriciana sauce with bucatini noodles, and all the garlic bread in the world apparently. For dessert? Cannoli again. That... might be all he knows how to make on the dessert front.
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[personal profile] smilingbullet 2018-07-12 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The night is still young~ D2 might go act like an idiot. ]

I was just thinking- ah, maybe it's only half of a question- anyway I was thinking that if you end up having to continue cooking while Hakkai is banned from the kitchen, if you need any help with cooking. Or just generally distracting the moron who should be resting, I suppose.

[ He cares for Hakkai a great deal, but it doesn't make him any less of a moron. It probably makes him a larger moron for it, to be honest. ]
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[personal profile] smilingbullet 2018-07-17 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess that it probably would.

[ That he's not injured it good but D2 can understand how he might not want to stay put. Not doing anything makes some people restless and fidgety. ]

Problem is we're dealing with another idiot here? Making the recovery time a bit more unpredictable.
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[personal profile] smilingbullet 2018-07-17 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Even more idiots with visitors around. ]

In this case that'd be Hakkai.

[ That's the guy they're talking about. ]
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[personal profile] smilingbullet 2018-07-17 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh- you're right, that might actually happen too. Gotta watch out for that too. You sure got a lot on your plate right now.
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[personal profile] smilingbullet 2018-07-20 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It's very commendable. [ Credit where credit's due. ] Well, however and whenever I can help I'm willing do my best. To lessen your load a bit, so to speak.
Edited 2018-07-20 18:27 (UTC)
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[personal profile] smilingbullet 2018-07-20 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I already stole it from him. With only a little protesting.

[ So that's a no. ]
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[personal profile] smilingbullet 2018-07-25 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I gotta leave soon so I can only do it for a bit but sure thing!