July Training

[godsoffortune]

Who: Everyone
What: Information and Training
When: December 22nd
Where: Outside the Meeting Hall, the Far Shore
Summary: Training and informational sessions for newly arrived gods and shinki



Gods and shinki arriving at heaven's meeting hall are, should they allow it, guided to the rear of the Meeting Hall, where a traditionally styled dojo and training ground have been made available for the day. The gods and shinki are free to take their time during this day to learn about the details of their new life from Amaterasu's shinki or from more experienced god and shinki volunteers.




Meeting Hall

God Training

Newly arrived gods are escorted into a small meeting room, with tatami floors and a stage at the front of the room where the speaker stands. A minor deity is giving the speech, and none of the white-robed shinki enter. Paper and pens are provided to all the attendees as an unsubtle suggestion to take notes on the information they're given.

The speaker delivers his welcome speech in a rather bored tone, occasionally stumbling and checking his own notecards. He particularly dwells, towards the end of the speech, on the fact that an unauthorized god has recently tried to access the Heavens, and any contact from other gods asking to access the Heavens through their temples should be immediately reported. Newly arrived gods are encouraged to discuss the information with each other and ask questions of more experienced gods, as well as instructed to guide their new shinki appropriately. They are allowed to remain in the room as long as they wish, should they want to discuss questions with each other or with more experienced gods who are here to help out.

Shinki Training

Various shinki in the white-and-gold of Amaterasu's hosuehold are stationed around the dojo, passing out informational pamphlets that have been freshly printed. They will be happy to answer any questions or instruct the newcomers in the use of the borderline. They also accompany their answers, or lessons, with an explanation of what is expected of a shinki and the importance of teamwork with other shinki and with gods. Shinki are encouraged to work together to practice what they've learned and discuss their perspectives.

A variety of weapons are available in the dojo for shinki and their gods to practice with, and a row of straw targets are set up along one wall. Outside, in an area carefully roped off with red ribbons, are six animated training dummies, also made of straw and dressed in plain cotton jackets and trousers. They will immediately engage anyone who enters the area marked with the ribbon, but will not pursue opponents outside it. A white-robed shinki nearby keeps a sharp eye on the animated dummies, and will intervene if anyone tries to destroy one.

Physical Training

A race track has been laid out, winding through the gardens to a towering pole, 9 meters in height, planted in the center of a pond with a cluster of pretty ribbons tied at the top. White-robed shinki are standing by with stopwatches: anyone who wants can race their friends along the path, with the first one to return to the starting point with a ribbon winning the challenge, or solitary racers can recruit a shinki to time them and try to beat their own speed. But be careful not to fall off the pole! The pond isn't dangerously deep, but the bottom is very muddy, and in late December, it's also very, very cold.

On the lawn near the dojo, a wide circle has been marked out in white paint, and big baskets set around the circle are filled with sachets full of chalk dust in a rainbow of colors. Pick your color, grab a handful of sachets, and join the fray! Anyone inside the circle is a fair target to have one of the sachets thrown at them, and on impact, they splash out enough brightly colored dust to mark the spot they strike. Head or torso hits are an automatic out, leg hits mean the target isn't allowed to move from their position, and arm hits mean they can't use that arm. Borderlines -- and any other magic -- are allowed, and the game can get intense.

Rest and Refreshments

The weather outside, although not freezing, is quite chilly, and in the middle of the afternoon, the shinki will invite everyone into a prepared banquet hall for food and to warm back up. Charcoal braziers set in the center of square tables radiate warmth, and are covered by grates; other shinki bring trays of fresh ingredients, both meat and vegetable, that can be grilled over the hot coals.

After the meal is finished, one of the white-robed shinki, a middle-aged woman with her hair cut in a fashionable modern bob, enters the room with an expression of great, if restrained, delight, pushing a cart with a portable karaoke machine and speaker on it. She sets up the karaoke machine at one end of the room, and begins encouraging others -- both her fellow shinki and the newcomer guests -- to join in with a song. Whenever there's a break, she puts in music selections of her own; she has a trained, jazzy voice and a great fondness for midcentury enka.

In Summary:

• Get all the information you can handle
• Veteran new gods and shinki are welcome to volunteer showing the ropes
• Get in some training
• Relax, sing and barbecue
• Have fun~

Comments

[creepface]

[ He nods happily, pleased to hear he might actually check it out. ]

O-oh! Y-yes, that's a l-lot of years. C-could you not f-follow it in the afterl-life?

[fauxcalibur]

I'm sure the "me" that resides there is quite delighted with it all.

[Sure, confuse everyone, Saber.]

The "me" that's here has only existed for about four months or so.

[creepface]

I, um, d-d-don't know what that m-means...

[ Please

explain ]

[fauxcalibur]

When Richard the Lionheart died so ignobly of gangrene, his heart went to Rouen, his guts remained in Chalus, his body was laid to rest in Anjou, and I should hope his eternal soul went to Heaven. As it happened, a record of his existence came to exist within the Throne of Heroes.

[He can't just use small words or tell a simple story. It just isn't in him.]

Four months ago, only two days before my arrival here in the Far Shore, a magus performed a summoning ritual in an opera house in Snowfield, Nevada and called forth a Heroic Spirit from the Throne of Heroes into a vessel of the Saber class. I believe it was his wish to summon King Arthur, the great King of Knights, but luckily for him, he didn't survive long enough to be disappointed!

[His good cheer doesn't even fade one tiny bit while describing himself as a disappointment. Honestly, he would have been disappointed, too.]

And thus "I" was summoned as Saber and promptly disintegrated a great portion of the opera house, which I regretfully can't do anything to repair now.

[None of that was necessary as part of the explanation. Actually, most of that explanation wasn't necessary at all.]

[creepface]

Uh...

[ No, he's still extremely confused. ]

So uh... you d-didn't come here the way e-everyone else does...?

[ It's the biggest confusion right now, maybe. Aside from everything else, but one step at a time. ]

Is the o-opera house o...o...okay now?

[fauxcalibur]

Oh, I did, it's simply that whoever summoned me here summoned a copy of Richard the Lionheart that had already been summoned by someone else. It would, I believe, have served them better to summon the genuine article, as it seems they should have been able to.

[This is about as straightforward an explanation as he's capable of giving, unfortunately.]

As for the opera house...

[He looks a little sheepish.]

No...I assume it's still has quite the hole in it...

[creepface]

Oh. Th-that sounds complicated.

[ It really does, and he still doesn't fully get it, but... he'll try to figure it out later. ]

Th-there's been no re-repairs to it yet?

[fauxcalibur]

I have no way of knowing! If it is in this world at all, it's in Snowfield, Nevada and that seems quite the trip to make!

[Which sounds great as an excuse. He could probably travel there quite easily if he wanted, but, you know, totally far away.]

[creepface]

O-oh, I thought it was in th-this world... i-it wasn't?

[ If it's not, then yeah, it'd make it a bit tougher. He thinks. He can't be sure of how everything here works yet considering how newly arrived he is. ]