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thenearshore2018-07-18 03:17 pm
badassfreakingoverlord) wrote in thenearshore2018-07-18 03:17 pm
Who prays to Angra Mainyu, honestly?
Who: Zetta and Ross; Zetta and Hibiki?!
When: December 23 & 24
Where: The Near Shore
What: Zetta answers prayers. Ross comes along for one. Hibiki shows up for the other. Hilarity Ensues.
December 23.
What is it with forests, anyway?
[Zetta's divine power transports the pair of them -- or rather the three of them, if one counts the unfortunate minion on book-carrying detail -- down to the Near Shore in a flash of malign black energy that practically screams 'evil!'. As much as getting named a god is an incredible step down for him, Zetta has to appreciate that this particular divinity has a little style.]
[Find the blighted tree and investigate. Simple enough. Finding themselves deposited on the outskirts of a park, maybe less simple.]
...Okay, never mind. Not forests. Super. [Zetta scowls at the faint patch of winter-worn green, addressing Ross without looking his way.] This sounds way too easy to be easy, huh?
December 24.
Hyaaaha ha ha ha ha!
[Who is Zetta talking to? Because it isn't the minion that's lugging him up the walk to the neat little townhouse from which a heartfelt prayer had come. And there's no one else around to hear... But as an Overlord and protagonist, Zetta has a heartfelt obligation to narrate his life.]
This is perfect! A prayer to watch TV? I'll sit back, do nothing, and have another devoted follower spreading the good word... uh, bad word... without needing to so much as flip a page.
I sure hope it's some decent show, though... [A brief expression of worry crossed his face as the minion shifted the Sacred Tome to one arm, the better to access the bell. But hey, what's the worst that could happen on this prayer?]
When: December 23 & 24
Where: The Near Shore
What: Zetta answers prayers. Ross comes along for one. Hibiki shows up for the other. Hilarity Ensues.
December 23.
What is it with forests, anyway?
[Zetta's divine power transports the pair of them -- or rather the three of them, if one counts the unfortunate minion on book-carrying detail -- down to the Near Shore in a flash of malign black energy that practically screams 'evil!'. As much as getting named a god is an incredible step down for him, Zetta has to appreciate that this particular divinity has a little style.]
[Find the blighted tree and investigate. Simple enough. Finding themselves deposited on the outskirts of a park, maybe less simple.]
...Okay, never mind. Not forests. Super. [Zetta scowls at the faint patch of winter-worn green, addressing Ross without looking his way.] This sounds way too easy to be easy, huh?
December 24.
Hyaaaha ha ha ha ha!
[Who is Zetta talking to? Because it isn't the minion that's lugging him up the walk to the neat little townhouse from which a heartfelt prayer had come. And there's no one else around to hear... But as an Overlord and protagonist, Zetta has a heartfelt obligation to narrate his life.]
This is perfect! A prayer to watch TV? I'll sit back, do nothing, and have another devoted follower spreading the good word... uh, bad word... without needing to so much as flip a page.
I sure hope it's some decent show, though... [A brief expression of worry crossed his face as the minion shifted the Sacred Tome to one arm, the better to access the bell. But hey, what's the worst that could happen on this prayer?]
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[ But it's then that Kepachu comes to the rescue of his friends.
Please hold while we turn to stone. ]
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Oh come on! How did he manage to set a water creature on FIRE by attacking its horn?!
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The episode. Must be. Almost over. She can do this.......
As long as her shield isn't shattered by especially gratuitous sentence enders, she'll be safe. ]
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[That is probably even worse of a dire strait, that he finds common ground in inventories that aren't in any way reflected on a person.]
[The episode begins to wind up with lessons learned and friendships made, and only some gratuitous 'chus' thrown in, if not in volume. And then -- it transitions to challenging the viewer to sing a song featuring the names of all 188 Kepomon.]
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Then a splintering one.
Then glass goes flying everywhere and some sort of dead weight hits the back of the couch with such force that it flips up and over the back, to collapse in a pile behind said couch.
It's probably nothing. ]
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[Zetta blinks, which seems a reasonable reaction to a couple dozen fragments of riot shield now embedded in his cover in spine.]
It's a good thing that was probably nothing, or this would really hurt.
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If more Kepomon is played tonight, however, it shall not be witnessed by Shikyoin Hibiki. She has exited, leaving only this crumpled pile of purple fabric, silver hair, and....
Oh. Oh, god. She's a rug. ]
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[Luckily (for Hibiki's follower count), the kid barely even notices she's missing. It's enough to shout about all Kepomon things and be heard by SOMEONE.]
[Even Zetta's eyes have glazed over by the time dinner is almost ready and responsible children need to set the table.]
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What an incredibly successful prayer. ]