Who prays to Angra Mainyu, honestly?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Who: Zetta and Ross; Zetta and Hibiki?!
When: December 23 & 24
Where: The Near Shore
What: Zetta answers prayers. Ross comes along for one. Hibiki shows up for the other. Hilarity Ensues.

December 23.

What is it with forests, anyway?

[Zetta's divine power transports the pair of them -- or rather the three of them, if one counts the unfortunate minion on book-carrying detail -- down to the Near Shore in a flash of malign black energy that practically screams 'evil!'. As much as getting named a god is an incredible step down for him, Zetta has to appreciate that this particular divinity has a little style.]

[Find the blighted tree and investigate. Simple enough. Finding themselves deposited on the outskirts of a park, maybe less simple.]

...Okay, never mind. Not forests. Super. [Zetta scowls at the faint patch of winter-worn green, addressing Ross without looking his way.] This sounds way too easy to be easy, huh?

December 24.

Hyaaaha ha ha ha ha!

[Who is Zetta talking to? Because it isn't the minion that's lugging him up the walk to the neat little townhouse from which a heartfelt prayer had come. And there's no one else around to hear... But as an Overlord and protagonist, Zetta has a heartfelt obligation to narrate his life.]

This is perfect! A prayer to watch TV? I'll sit back, do nothing, and have another devoted follower spreading the good word... uh, bad word... without needing to so much as flip a page.

I sure hope it's some decent show, though... [A brief expression of worry crossed his face as the minion shifted the Sacred Tome to one arm, the better to access the bell. But hey, what's the worst that could happen on this prayer?]

Comments

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Yeah, it wins the endurance fight, sadly. [Which is frankly insulting! Nothing should be able to top Zetta in any way, shape, or form! Stupid rules of the Far Shore.]

[That just makes him all the more eager to blast it, though. Power gathers around him, a mix of their combined mana.]

ZETTA REND!

[Twin beams slash out of Zetta's eyes, slamming into the ayakashi's form. For a moment, they look to have done nothing... but then the spirit begins to tremble and glow red. Because cool guys don't look at explosions, Zetta turns neatly in midair, the better to laugh as the mushroom cloud rises behind them.]

[shiitan]

[Cool guys may not look at explosions, but Ross had no such illusions about himself as he attempted to get a glimpse of it. He could wiggle and turn a little, granted, but he definitely wasn't getting the view he would have if he was in his human form.]

No fair, book boss.

[He was low-key concerned about what happened to the minions, but he didn't dare say that.]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[They weren't in the target squares.]

Quiet, I'm doing you a favor. If you look at the explosion, you're totally lame.

[Cool guys don't &tc.]

[shiitan]

I don't really care about that though.

[Someone might as well stamp "marches to the beat of his own drum" on his forehead by this point.]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Then you should be honored that I'm looking out for your coolness for you. Now return!

[No sense keeping him all bookmarked up with the battle won.]

[shiitan]

[With a glowing light, his vessel form faded and his human form appeared a few paces away. He covered his shinki mark with his other hand almost on instinct. The last time his vessel form had been used to fight was... Nope, he wasn't thinking about that anymore, as much as his idle thoughts wanted to jump at the association.]

Is that all for today?

[That was the response Zetta got instead of another insubordinate quip.]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that did it. This park ought to get its act together in no time with that big ugly thing done. [Oblivious to Ross's secret character depth, Zetta turns back to scowl at the tree. In some intangible way, it already looks better. Or feels better, maybe.]

Let's get out of here.

[shiitan]

[Well, Zetta not noticing also meant he didn't need to explain himself. That was more than acceptable!]

I'm not going to make a cool exit.

[At this point, he was just going to go home and take a nap.]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Uh, does that mean you don't want to teleport back to the Far Shore? Because going with me automatically makes you cool...

[shiitan]

Is that how it works? [There was a hint of a wry smile.] If you want me to come home you should just say so.

[That...wasn't exactly a "yes, I don't want to."]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hey, you can go wherever you want and do whatever you want. [That, at least, Zetta has going for him: very few demands on Ross's free time.] I'm just offering you a ride back if home is where you want to go.

[shiitan]

[Zetta indeed had that going for him. Would that change his standard response to the aforementioned demands? Well...]

Alright. I'll take it then.

[Whoa. He was cooperating.]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Okay. Uh, grab on?

[That whole 'touch' thing and all. Sheesh.]

[shiitan]

[Well hey, at least he wasn't putting Zetta under his arm like that one time.]

I'll hold on to the spine this time.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good plan.

[shiitan]

[And he did grab on like he said, but not without getting one more quip in.]

I'd try holding on to that instead, but they look like they'd tear off. [He gestured to the almost wing-shaped parts of the edges of Zetta's front cover.]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I'm not so easy to destroy as all that!

[Buuuut he'll just blip them both back to the temple before Ross can experiment.]