I'm just a mean green mother from outer space

[erogappa]

Who: Gojyo (erogappa) and Kurama (herbalsupplements)
What: First annual Demon Pride festival
When: 12 April
Where: Xochipilli's temple
Warnings: Drug use!




"The plants will only eat you if you're smoking, Gojyo." His impression of Kurama is terrible -- it sounds nothing like him. "Smoking is bad for my bees, Gojyo." Seriously, that guy is just plain strange. It's not like he'd had his bees on him at the school! ...Or maybe he had. Gojyo pauses at the edge of the greenery and considers that for a moment. He could have been full of bees. There were definitely stranger things than that happening in heaven these days.

He'll have to ask about that.

But for now, he sucks down the last drag off his cigarette, stomping the filter out in the dirt with a brutal twist of his boot. Kurama's promised him a non-smoky alternative to cigarettes, which is the only reason he's willing to risk life and limb in the fox's smoker-eating jungle. (Well. It's not the only reason. But it's the only one he's willing to cop to, even to himself.)

"Oooooooooi!" he calls, stepping his first ginger step onto Xochipilli's land. "The currently not smoking god Dionysus is comin' to pay a call to some bee-lovin' fox, so nothin' better eat me!"

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[herbalsupplements]

Kurama told himself he'd be good when Gojyo arrived, and so he is, coming to stand at the top of the stairs and not rustling plants in a menacing fashion at all, no matter how funny it would be. "No harm will come to you under Xochipilli's eye," he calls back, and trusts that to be sufficiently reassuring for now.

He has everything ready up here: a bucket, mugs, several jugs of water, an electric kettle plugged into an extension cord, and a small pile of freshly dried tobacco. All that's missing is an obnoxious kappa, and that part's about to be taken care of.