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thenearshore2018-11-20 07:16 pm
subconmodo) wrote in thenearshore2018-11-20 07:16 pm
Of course you know, this means war. [1 Open/2 Closed]
Who: Snatcher and you, Snatcher and Hat Kid, and Snatcher and anyone at Apollo's Temple
When: Near the end of February
Where: Around
What: Snatcher has found out a horrible, horrible truth. Engage Petty Mode+
[He'd had Jeremy check three times. Three. Times.]
[He'd looked online.]
[By some terrible, horrible twist of fate, Hibiki Shikyoin wasn't kidding. She was actually somewhat successful. That haughty, stuck-up, bratty pretty boy actually had one up on him. HIM! Why the HECK was someone like THAT better than HIM?!]
[They weren't. That was how. And he was going to make sure Hibiki knew it.]
[Let the games begin.]
A: Egg. (Open)
[All around the city, stores have been running out of eggs. There one moment, gone the next. Smaller businesses have reported someone leaving money, but the larger grocery chains? Nothing. Zilch. Nada. It's a mystery]
[Or it would be. If Snatcher and his minion weren't wandering around with a couple of wagons carefully stacked with cartons of eggs.]
All right. I think we've almost got enough. The store down the street should have everything we need. Let's go!
B: Death Wish (Closed to Hat Kid)
[Scene: A dark room somewhere in Subcon Weald. A single table stands illuminated by a single lamp, putting a spotlight on Hat Kid and Snatcher, sitting at the table]
All right, kiddo. You know why I've brought you here.
[He slides the contract over, face down, his eyes narrowed.]
And this one won't even cost you your life.
C: Attack on Apollo (Closed to residents of Apollo's Temple)
[It's a beautiful day. The sun's shining, the weather's finally reaching edging past the chill of winter into Spring, the flowers are starting to bloom...]
[And an egg sails through the air to splatter against the wall of Apollo's Temple.]
[It's a two-pronged attack, with Jeremy taking one side and Snatcher on the other, darting between goats and flower beds to launch egg after egg at what Snatcher can only think of as the worst theme park attraction in existence.]
[He's doing Hibiki a favor by helping her redecorate, really.]
When: Near the end of February
Where: Around
What: Snatcher has found out a horrible, horrible truth. Engage Petty Mode+
[He'd had Jeremy check three times. Three. Times.]
[He'd looked online.]
[By some terrible, horrible twist of fate, Hibiki Shikyoin wasn't kidding. She was actually somewhat successful. That haughty, stuck-up, bratty pretty boy actually had one up on him. HIM! Why the HECK was someone like THAT better than HIM?!]
[They weren't. That was how. And he was going to make sure Hibiki knew it.]
[Let the games begin.]
A: Egg. (Open)
[All around the city, stores have been running out of eggs. There one moment, gone the next. Smaller businesses have reported someone leaving money, but the larger grocery chains? Nothing. Zilch. Nada. It's a mystery]
[Or it would be. If Snatcher and his minion weren't wandering around with a couple of wagons carefully stacked with cartons of eggs.]
All right. I think we've almost got enough. The store down the street should have everything we need. Let's go!
B: Death Wish (Closed to Hat Kid)
[Scene: A dark room somewhere in Subcon Weald. A single table stands illuminated by a single lamp, putting a spotlight on Hat Kid and Snatcher, sitting at the table]
All right, kiddo. You know why I've brought you here.
[He slides the contract over, face down, his eyes narrowed.]
And this one won't even cost you your life.
C: Attack on Apollo (Closed to residents of Apollo's Temple)
[It's a beautiful day. The sun's shining, the weather's finally reaching edging past the chill of winter into Spring, the flowers are starting to bloom...]
[And an egg sails through the air to splatter against the wall of Apollo's Temple.]
[It's a two-pronged attack, with Jeremy taking one side and Snatcher on the other, darting between goats and flower beds to launch egg after egg at what Snatcher can only think of as the worst theme park attraction in existence.]
[He's doing Hibiki a favor by helping her redecorate, really.]
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[...But, this time, when she tosses her next egg up into the air, it's... a little different. That is to say, she adjusts the angle of it so that it's set to land riiiiiiight on Snatcher's head.]
[If he doesn't see it first, hopefully distracted by her looking as if she's getting ready to toss one.]
[...Heck, if he either gets hit or is distracted, she'll likely chuck it right at him.]
1/2
2/2
You missed.
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[Hey, she's always had this skill. Being around Hibiki has apparently just made it naturally more Extra (tm).]
[Flinging herself onto the branch, she points at him.]
And you messed with the wrong house! I live here too!
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Don't turn this around on ME, brat! You got a problem with what I'm doing, take it up with the head of your household!
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[No, this is a maid-slash-shinki's job! And that is roughly the job Wendy has decided is hers, although Hibiki likes to treat her as a princess at times. It doesn't really change much, honestly.]
Seriously, is this the best you can come up with!?