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Sheryl Nome ([personal profile] galactically) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2016-08-03 09:14 pm

[open] pump up the jam (a.k.a the fitness mingle post)

Who: Sheryl ([personal profile] galactically) and YOU!
What: Exercise classes (see the class schedule)
When: April 11th/13th/15th, from 3:30 to 5:30 PM
Where: Menrva's temple @ the ballroom
Warnings: Fanservice, possible violence, and Genos

Notes: Feel free to make your own top-levels! Threadhop to your heart's content. c:

[Sheryl doesn't attend classes too often nowadays due to her work schedule, but she always makes sure to be on time once the clock strikes three thirty — or at least be fashionably early. Even teachers like herself have to look her best, especially in simple but flattering gym clothes. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday afternoon, the ballroom is open for all things fitness, and Sheryl plans to give her students one hell of a workout.

Don't let her vibrant smiles fool you; she turns into an enthusiastic yet merciless drill sergeant should you ever fall behind on your exercises. The microphone she carries around has a built-in cord that she uses as a whip — definitely not for show! A certain assistant will also be by her side, and he's just as tough if not more so.

To all slackers... abandon hope all ye who enter.]




Outside the Ballroom
[Nothing brings more prospective students together in one place than good ol' promotion, and Sheryl is not above using whatever is on her disposal to gain more members. She already made a BBS post announcing her classes, so now it's time for another tactic: food.

With a charming smile and a wink, she gestures at a small platter of turkey and cheese sandwiches on a nearby table right next to the sign-up sheet.]


Want to get in shape? Gain some extra muscle on your arms or legs? Build up stamina? Then you've come to the right place!

Exercises
[Congratulations, you're now part of the exercise class — whether you're only just stopping by for one session, visiting out of sheer curiosity, or who knows what else. There is plenty of sweating, stretching, fat burning, and muscle building to be done. Mats are on the floor for people to use, and various equipment such as exercise balls, dumbbells, jump ropes, and hula hoops can be seen. There's also a radio that Sheryl is using to turn up the volume so to speak.

So, what can a typical student expect from Sheryl's class?]

Yoga: A whole lot of stretching limbs, balancing acts, and dramatic poses. They start out as simple as lotus positions and cobra poses, but slowly progress into the intermediate positions such as downward-facing dog poses and tree poses. And then... the dreaded plow pose. At least there is music to relax to.

Pilates: Core strength training, breathing, and more stretching through special moves. Feel the burn as you stretch your limbs while squeezing your stomach at the same time!

Other Exercises: Sit-ups, push-ups, jumping jacks, playing with jump rope and hula hoops, etc.

Muscle Training: Want to be super buff? Grab some dumbbells and go to town! They are available from small (about five pounds) to large (about twenty).

Running: Enjoy your laps around the ballroom while catchy music plays in the background! Go race someone! Or you could be a turtle...

Break Time
[Sheryl may be stringent, but let it be said that she's capable of mercy. Everyone should get a break or two now and then, hence why there are healthy snacks and drinks on the table. She's actually taken the opportunity to make small bowls of pot-au-feu, which smells and looks incredibly edible... and some fruit bars, which look lumpy. Sheryl may excel in certain skills, but baking is not one of them — much to her chagrin, coming from a woman who's usually very confident.

Take this opportunity to socialize, eat some food, sneak out of the ballroom, fool around, hide in the corners, etc.]
idkmybffgon: (no way you're the pretty one)

[personal profile] idkmybffgon 2016-09-02 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[..ACK she knows Alluka. Killua tries to frown at her, but he's... still a little pink in the cheeks, so it just comes off very silly.]

She is! She's the most adorable girl ever. Hmph, I'm glad to know you have good tastes at least.
idkmybffgon: (not dead!)

[personal profile] idkmybffgon 2016-09-03 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[He gives her a disbelieving look at the first statement.

But he brightens up right away at the second.]


Huh?? Really?? Alluka's really weird about telling me what she likes! Do you think she'd like CDs and stuff then??
idkmybffgon: (mischievous AND happy)

[personal profile] idkmybffgon 2016-09-04 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Hmmmm... Killua looks thoughtful.]

Okay! You've gotta help me pick something that'll help her, though!

[Huff!]

She hasn't told me any of the things she likes!
idkmybffgon: (hmmmm does this ring make me look gay)

[personal profile] idkmybffgon 2016-09-08 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yesssss, now he knows exactly how to manipulate Sheryl too, so there's a double win for him!]

I don't think it's cause she's shy. She talks to me all the time.

[He frowns and cups his chin.]

She just... doesn't seem to be interested in much of anything...
idkmybffgon: (wtf is even happening to my face)

[personal profile] idkmybffgon 2016-09-09 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Strange food...?

[What an odd thing to be interested in, but... he gets distracted by the next statement.]

They ... they were pink?? That's so weird...! How do they even do that?

[...I guess he's a little curious about them too, oops.]
idkmybffgon: (done with your shit)

[personal profile] idkmybffgon 2016-09-12 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Killua gives her a skeptical look.]

Why would they do that? Seems like a waste of time to me...
idkmybffgon: (nuh-uh no way girlfriend)

[personal profile] idkmybffgon 2016-09-14 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Killua narrows his eyes at her.]

What's imagination got to do with it? I just don't see a reason to do something like that...
idkmybffgon: (no but seriously... fuck you)

[personal profile] idkmybffgon 2016-09-19 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Killua gives her his most disgruntled and confused look yet.]

So? I'm not a kid. And if you think I am, you've got another thing coming, lady.

[He says, petulantly. Like a child.]
idkmybffgon: (you are just so goddamn stupid)

[personal profile] idkmybffgon 2016-09-21 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[He gives her a baffled look.]

What do ducks have to do with kids? Or... noodles?

[SOMETIMES, he shows just how young and silly he is, oops.]
idkmybffgon: (I look so serious all the time)

[personal profile] idkmybffgon 2016-09-26 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[He frowns thoughtfully for a few moments.]

Well. Either way, I'm not a kid. You just think I am.

[Huff puff.]