December Training

[godsoffortune]

Who: Everyone
What: Information and Training
When: March 8, 2017
Where: Outside the Meeting Hall, the Far Shore
Summary: Training and informational sessions for newly arrived gods and shinki



Gods and shinki arriving at heaven's meeting hall are brought into small one-on-one meeting rooms as they appear, with a white-robed shinki offering them an explanation of their current role, the name of the god they will represent or the god they will serve, and directions to the temple that will be their new home.

They are cordially invited to a training session beginning in midafternoon, once they've had the chance to return to their homes, meet their new partners, and have their questions answered.



Morning/On the Road

New gods and shinki are being packed off to their new temples for the morning to settle in and meet their partners -- this is also a good time to visit with new neighbors or explore the area! What does your new temple look like? Are you headed straight there, or taking the scenic route to get a better sense of your new surroundings? The Western District is still scarred from the aftereffects of a recent volcanic eruption and earthquake, with fissures in some of the roads and burn scars in the wild landscape. The volcanic ash, though, seems to be serving as fertilizer for vast swaths of unfamiliar and colorful wildflowers, which are spreading out even further with the onset of Spring. Strangely, there are many fewer flowering trees than might be expected.

Shinki Training

A well-appointed dojo has been prepared for newcomers to practice the physical or magical arts. Outside, there are two impromptu target practice areas: one is for long-range weapons, with targets set up against hay bales at the other side of a wide, grassy area and a line drawn for the weapons' wielders to stand behind. The other is for borderlines, and a number of young children wearing short coats marked with Amaterasu's golden chrysanthemum on white are dashing around practicing their own borderlines against what look like old clothes and sheets rescued from the rag pile and hung from trees or stuffed with straw to serve as targets. Some of the children are trapping their straw-stuffed targets by dancing in circles around them, hands held as they sing the Kagome song; others are using cutting borderlines to bring sheets fluttering down.

Inside the dojo, there's room for several pairs to spar, and weapons are set up all along one wall, everything from polearms to rifles, chakrams to broadswords. They're all meant for practice, with edges dulled or padded to avoid any accidental deaths, but sparring partners will still have to be careful to avoid injury. Although there are many fewer white-robed shinki here than usual, except for the children, there is one adult shinki keeping an eye on things inside the dojo and one keeping an eye on things in the yard. They are willing to answer questions, help with borderlines or teach shinki new spells on request. Comment to the NPC REQUEST form to interact with one of them or if you have any questions about handwaving an interaction.

Physical Training

The cherry blossoms that had begun to bloom across the Meeting Hall grounds seem to have experienced a mysterious mishap. Buds and half-opened blossoms alike have rained down from the branches, carpeting the fresh spring grass below with soggy brown and black rot. Several gardener shinki, with their sleeves tied back and sensible heavy aprons to protect their white uniforms, are raking up the fallen blossoms and trying to coax the trees back to health with powders and straw wraps to protect the trees' trunks from nightly chill. They need help: climb the trees and sprinkle the knots along the branches with invigorating powders to encourage fresh buds, or help the gardeners hold the straw in place around the tree trunks while it's wrapped with cloth, or just help rake up the dead flowers.

Besides the cherry problems, the gardens are beautiful and just beginning to burst into spring bloom. Tulips, crocuses and daffodils are sprouting everywhere, and once the borderline game is done, the child shinki are quickly organizing a garden-wide game of hide-and-go-seek. Find the best hiding spot you can, and make a break for home base as soon as you're sure the seeker is too far away to catch you! But don't run into anyone on the way.

Rest and Refreshments

Gods and shinki who are finished with their training can step into a large room in the Meeting Hall that has been set up with comfortable cushions and low tables. A fresh springtime menu is available: lightly flower-scented teas, plum wine, and a variety of little savory or sweet snacks to nibble on while waiting for dinner. Dinner turns out to be okonomiyaki: bowls with mixed batter and a plate full of tasty add-ins are brought out, and griddles at the center of the table heated to let every guest set out their own favorite add-ins, pour batter over, and make a savory pancake. It's a little tricky to flip with the tiny spatulas provided, but it should only take a few pancake disasters to get the hang of it, probably!

After eating, a few doves will flutter into the room, dropping off scrolls to certain people, and the frazzled-looking adult shinki from the earlier training session dashes to the front of the room to try to keep everyone occupied. He's reading from a handful of printouts with corporate icebreaker ideas: pin a secret card to the back of everyone's shirt and ask whoever you meet for clues to figure out what it says! Fill out a bingo card with different skills or experiences your fellow gods and shinki have! Figure out how to stack every piece of furniture in the room onto just one table... play a game where you're only allowed to reply with questions... switch tables every five minutes and see how well you can get to know the other person there before your five minutes are up. Wait, isn't that speed dating? He seems to be running out of ideas.

In Summary:

• Get all the information you can handle
• Veteran new gods and shinki are welcome to volunteer showing the ropes
• Practice sparring or shinki magic
• Enjoy a buffet dinner and some icebreakers
• Have fun~

Comments

[trademark_skull]

[Said Prinny made a very confused "Dood?!" and hid behind its master - who seems unphased, besides being unsure how to handle with this thing.]

...He's with me.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Oh, a traitor, huh?! [The book puffs himself up in self-importance.] Well, my remaining Prinnies will have the honor of disposing of their former comrade!

[At that, three Prinnies leap from behind the booth, swiftly drawing nunchucks, sai daggers, and a fishing pole and striking poses that would be cool on anyone but a Prinny (or Lalafell).]

...Wait, how are there still three of you here!?

[trademark_skull]

[Watches the trio of Prinnies pose. And yet, still not feeling all too threatened. Though ready to throw a smack down in need be.] Um, yeah. Because this one showed up at my temple.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

What the -- how did you get your OWN Prinny?

[This shouldn't be surprising, and yet he's mildly infuriated simply because HE has Prinnies around here, damn it! This is like copyright infringement!]

[trademark_skull]

[A casual shrug.] ...I don't know, it just happened.

[Fairly fresh out of Hades too, it seems. But with less fear for his life now, the new Prinny peered around to look. Was it safe??]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hey, dood!

How's it going, dood?

What's the good word, dood?

Hey! You three quit being friendly with minions of other people!

[trademark_skull]

[The lesser experienced Prinny is feeling a bit more convinced to come out now.] Huh? So you're not gonna kill me, dood?

[Look over to the demon book.] What's wrong about them getting along?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Naw, not until the Overlord says to. And he's pretty distracted right now.

[Zetta, being pretty distracted right now, doesn't even process that comment.] I'm an Overlord, damn it! I'm not friendly! This is terrible PR!

[trademark_skull]

Phew. That's a relief, dood.

[Emizel isn't too bothered by the Prinnies having their own discussion that he will willfully ignore it for now.] There's nothing really wrong about Prinnies doing that. Actually it might be kinda good for them.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

That's another reason! Good things shouldn't happen to Prinnies! It defeats the whole point!

[trademark_skull]

Maybe. But, they can work faster if they aren't fighting.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

What, is yours competent enough that the speed with which it works is relevant?

[trademark_skull]

I haven't found anything that hard to give him yet. [Because isn't that what they were for? It...gets them to reincarnate faster, supposedly.] But he seems to be adjusting well enough.

...

What, do yours not listen to you?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Oh, they listen, but...

[Zetta looks over at his three. One had fallen asleep standing up, one had fallen over for no apparent reason at all, and one had its flippers and one leg up, turning circles.]

They're Prinnies.

[trademark_skull]

[Watches them for a little bit.]

...They're not much different from the ones in Hades. But the ones we ship out are supposed to be trained.

[Otherwise what were they paying Prinny Instructors for? ...Wait, do they pay them? And do any others besides Val actually work?]

...Yours might need to be reeducated.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I have been training them! [Zetta, as an Overlord, interprets training in the very strict "gaining levels and weapon skill levels" sense.] That doesn't make them -- not Prinnies!