Richard the Lionheart (
fauxcalibur) wrote in
thenearshore2019-04-08 01:00 pm
[OPEN] The Wandering King's Responsibilities
Who: Saber and OPEN
When: Early May
Where: Various places around the Far Shore
What: Saber continues to do just about everything but what he was summoned here to do and this time it involves property damage.
[A - Target Practice – An Abandoned Temple]
[There are some strange noises coming out of an abandoned temple that's a bit off the beaten path. There are also bright flashes of light, the occasional shaking of earth as massive pieces of rock fall off the temple, and the smell of scorched, well, everything.
It's probably wisest to just keep walking and pretend you were never here.
However, if you can't resist seeing what the hell is going on or you feel like you should probably go put a stop to whatever sort of reckless property damage is being committed in there, Saber will poke his head out around a pile of rubble and wave cheerfully.]
Good afternoon! You wouldn't happen to have a lance, would you? Or some manner of rocket launcher?
[Somehow, he's not covered in dust and ash, but he is wearing his armor, which means he probably should have responsible adult supervision that he's apparently sorely lacking.]
[Playing Hooky – Saber's Temple]
[There's an important meeting going on to discuss what's been happening in the Heavens. As a god, Saber should probably be there.
But he's not.
Instead, he's standing out one the somewhat-maintained front lawn of his temple, looking at a laptop that he has set on the ground and nodding along to...something. If you're on the way to the meeting to actually be a responsible god or shinki or if you're also ditching and you make the mistake of coming close enough to the castle gates for him to see you, you'll get an enthusiastic wave and a greeting of:]
Hello! You wouldn't happen to know anything about coordinated dance routines, would you?
[How did this man ever accomplish enough to be a renowned historical figure??]
[Closed to Suzaku]
[It doesn't even take the sort of connection gods have with their shinki to know that something is wrong with Suzaku. Though he's more than aware of it, Saber has made a point of not saying a single thing about it. In fact, he's made himself scarce more and more, going out and finding things to do instead of sitting around the temple causing trouble like he usually does. After all, anything that might have happened is surely his fault and it would be rude of him not to give Suzaku space.
It would probably be quite easy for the two of them to avoid each other forever, except they do live under the same roof and Saber always wanders back to it eventually. When Suzaku does finally work up the courage to talk to him, it's easy enough to catch him by staking out the refrigerator or the television. It might take a bit of waiting, but he'll get there eventually.]
When: Early May
Where: Various places around the Far Shore
What: Saber continues to do just about everything but what he was summoned here to do and this time it involves property damage.
[A - Target Practice – An Abandoned Temple]
[There are some strange noises coming out of an abandoned temple that's a bit off the beaten path. There are also bright flashes of light, the occasional shaking of earth as massive pieces of rock fall off the temple, and the smell of scorched, well, everything.
It's probably wisest to just keep walking and pretend you were never here.
However, if you can't resist seeing what the hell is going on or you feel like you should probably go put a stop to whatever sort of reckless property damage is being committed in there, Saber will poke his head out around a pile of rubble and wave cheerfully.]
Good afternoon! You wouldn't happen to have a lance, would you? Or some manner of rocket launcher?
[Somehow, he's not covered in dust and ash, but he is wearing his armor, which means he probably should have responsible adult supervision that he's apparently sorely lacking.]
[Playing Hooky – Saber's Temple]
[There's an important meeting going on to discuss what's been happening in the Heavens. As a god, Saber should probably be there.
But he's not.
Instead, he's standing out one the somewhat-maintained front lawn of his temple, looking at a laptop that he has set on the ground and nodding along to...something. If you're on the way to the meeting to actually be a responsible god or shinki or if you're also ditching and you make the mistake of coming close enough to the castle gates for him to see you, you'll get an enthusiastic wave and a greeting of:]
Hello! You wouldn't happen to know anything about coordinated dance routines, would you?
[How did this man ever accomplish enough to be a renowned historical figure??]
[Closed to Suzaku]
[It doesn't even take the sort of connection gods have with their shinki to know that something is wrong with Suzaku. Though he's more than aware of it, Saber has made a point of not saying a single thing about it. In fact, he's made himself scarce more and more, going out and finding things to do instead of sitting around the temple causing trouble like he usually does. After all, anything that might have happened is surely his fault and it would be rude of him not to give Suzaku space.
It would probably be quite easy for the two of them to avoid each other forever, except they do live under the same roof and Saber always wanders back to it eventually. When Suzaku does finally work up the courage to talk to him, it's easy enough to catch him by staking out the refrigerator or the television. It might take a bit of waiting, but he'll get there eventually.]

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[ Pretty people wears all emotions so well. ]
How would it be possible to see it?
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[Simple in concept, but nigh impossible in execution.]
And both the sword and its wielder have yet to be summoned to this place, much to my great disappointment.
[If anyone should be summoned to this place, it should be King Arthur. Unfortunately, the method is unknown, so there's no way to put in a request.]