[It's too bad he can't call Kija and his big hand over here for Reasons. Or even Genos, the man who can lift five bears at once. Hmmm...]

It's a fine instrument, so you shouldn't turn it away! Think of all the great music. [Maybe he'll try his hand at a song, if they can get it inside.]

How about I stand on the piano and swing it, and you pull it in from right there? [He points out the exact spot where the piano is supposed to make it and fit through in this terrible idea.]