007 | Clean Up Your Act

[godsoffortune]

Who: Everyone!
What: Spring cleaning
When: All day April 15
Where: All around the Heavens
Summary: The Heavens don't like things being cluttered, so it's time to clean up a little bit.







Main Hall

While the main hall of the Heavens seems spotlessly clean at all times, that's not the case at all. In fact, it's been at least a decade since the last time they actually cleaned everything out properly. There are a lot of hidden closets and back rooms that have layers of dust and dozens of boxes filled with nothing but junk. Who knows, though! You might find something interesting and useful in there along with all the garbage.

Suprises

Unfortunately, some of the older temples on the Far Shore seem to have some interesting surprises tucked away, ranging from cursed artifacts all the way to magical creatures locked up in long-forgotten rooms. You are free to be creative with this as a way to get your characters into trouble while cleaning.

Complimentary Dinner

After all of your hard work, you deserve to have some tasty food and refreshing beverages. So the Heavens have provided that for you, so that you can wind down after a long day. It's not as fancy as the banquets they often put on, but there is a nice array of food and drinks for everyone to enjoy.

Counselling

As usual, there is a white-robed shinki bearing the gold chrysanthemum of Amaterasu sitting at a table in the Main Hall. There is a small sign that denotes her as the counselling shinki. Anyone is welcome to approach her, and she will smile serenely at anyone passing by as well.



In Summary:

• Clean up your home
• Help clean others' homes
• Get the main hall clean too!
• Hope no hidden magic jumps out
• Seek counselling if you need it
• Enjoy your complimentary dinner
• Have fun~

Comments

[fullcowl]

[Said savior is sneezing quite a bit before he can manage to reply.]

It exploded...? That's definitely not normal for dust.

[missingache]

I sneezed and it went everywhere!

[A sudden sneeze and magic can make disasters happen. In this case a dust tornado.]

Where do I get a mask?

[And where can he rinse his eyes?]

[fullcowl]

I'm pretty sure that's not normal.

Usually they'd be at a shop, but maybe there's one with all the cleaning supplies?

[missingache]

[He mulls it over for a moment as he rubs his nose with his sleeve.]

Maybe my divine power got triggered.

Aren't people carrying some around?

[fullcowl]

... Exploding dust? No wait, it can't be something that simple and narrow. Does it have something to do with wind?

[Hero fanboy mode activated.]

[missingache]

No. Just super speed. [Ack.] The last time I sneezed like that it was so fast I hit my head on a wall.

[That was embarrassing and painful.]

[fullcowl]

Super speed is amazing though! I have a friend who has that as his qui-- super power at home too. It can be so useful! You can get places faster than anybody else.

But I guess it comes with it's own drawbacks too... At least you didn't hit your head on anything this time. Even if there was a dust cloud.

[missingache]

I like it better than teleporting!

Kicking up dust is worse than hitting my head. [Asphyxiation is not how he wants to go.] They need to keep their own rooms clean! Not make someone else do it.

[fullcowl]

You can teleport?

[HOW COOL.]

I mean, I think these rooms technically belong to everybody. Which is why they're making everybody help.

[missingache]

Can't all the gods do it?

[Sora and Kaneki could. Did this guy not know about it?]

Or they're just lazy.

[fullcowl]

If you're talking about from the Near Shore to the Far Shore, yeah. But there are some people who can teleport from like... Tokyo to Osaka.

... Yeah. I don't think we can rule that out.

[missingache]

Then Sora's weird. He's always teleporting to my temple. [Osaka? Tokyo?]

It'd be easier if I could use magic to clean the room. I don't have anything useful.

[fullcowl]

I don't know any magic to help with that kind of thing...

But I can go get some cleaning supplies.

[missingache]

[!!!!]

You don't have to! I can clean this by myself!

[fullcowl]

Yeah but if we did it together, it'd be done way faster, right?

[missingache]

What about your tire?

[What are you doing with that thing by the way.]

[fullcowl]

I'll just throw it away after we're done here.

Uh... it was one of the back closets. I don't know what gods are doing with tires, but here it is.

[missingache]

[The gods are weird, this place is weird, everything is weird... but Roxas nods.]

Okay. I guess just leave it out here. No one's gonna steal a tire.

[fullcowl]

I don't think anybody wants it anyway.

[He'll go get two masks, two goggles and a box full of cleaning supplies.]

That should be good, right?

[missingache]

You'd be surprised...

[That's more of a comment to himself than anything.]

Yeah! We'll get that room clean in no time.

[fullcowl]

[He'll put on his mask and goggles.]

Alright, we're ready this time.

[Back to the dust cave.]

[missingache]

[He follows suit and heads in first. The goggles help keeping dust out. Great. Why didn't he thinks of this before. Where to even start...]

We each take a corner?

[fullcowl]

Sounds good. I'll take the left one.

[Boy this is gonna take a while, isn't it? There's so much dust in here...]

[missingache]

[Yes it will. BUT THEY WILL DO THEIR BEST.

Once Roxas is done with his corner he feels disgusting. Being covered in dust does that.]

Everything is itchy. Is that normal?

[fullcowl]

Are you allergic to dust?