007 | Clean Up Your Act

[godsoffortune]

Who: Everyone!
What: Spring cleaning
When: All day April 15
Where: All around the Heavens
Summary: The Heavens don't like things being cluttered, so it's time to clean up a little bit.







Main Hall

While the main hall of the Heavens seems spotlessly clean at all times, that's not the case at all. In fact, it's been at least a decade since the last time they actually cleaned everything out properly. There are a lot of hidden closets and back rooms that have layers of dust and dozens of boxes filled with nothing but junk. Who knows, though! You might find something interesting and useful in there along with all the garbage.

Suprises

Unfortunately, some of the older temples on the Far Shore seem to have some interesting surprises tucked away, ranging from cursed artifacts all the way to magical creatures locked up in long-forgotten rooms. You are free to be creative with this as a way to get your characters into trouble while cleaning.

Complimentary Dinner

After all of your hard work, you deserve to have some tasty food and refreshing beverages. So the Heavens have provided that for you, so that you can wind down after a long day. It's not as fancy as the banquets they often put on, but there is a nice array of food and drinks for everyone to enjoy.

Counselling

As usual, there is a white-robed shinki bearing the gold chrysanthemum of Amaterasu sitting at a table in the Main Hall. There is a small sign that denotes her as the counselling shinki. Anyone is welcome to approach her, and she will smile serenely at anyone passing by as well.



In Summary:

• Clean up your home
• Help clean others' homes
• Get the main hall clean too!
• Hope no hidden magic jumps out
• Seek counselling if you need it
• Enjoy your complimentary dinner
• Have fun~

Comments

[scatterproudly]

[ He wants to object, but this kid has a point.

Kind of. ]

I just feel more comfortable like this, plus I get less sweaty.

Either way, I'm not working with anything too harmful.

[ He glances down at his bucketful of products, just to make sure. ]

... I think.

[lecturehall]

[Finally, he looks up from the filing.]

Bring it here. Let me see. Although even if there's nothing I'll still insist you at least get a jacket.

[scatterproudly]

A shirt.

It's too damn hot for a jacket.

[ But he walks over to show him the bucket anyway. Inside, there's generic cleaning solutions for floors, windows, and assorted surfaces.

In his defense, there's a pair of rubber gloves too. ]

[lecturehall]

[Keito just. Holds up the gloves.]

Generally when most people see these [okay, he's waggling the gloves now] they can assume they're there for a reason. Half of these are harmful to the skin. An adult like you who no doubt has to take care of their own home should know that. [He holds one of the bottles up.] This one even has a warning label on the back! [In red font, even! Small red font, sure, but still red!] Did you even look at these?

[scatterproudly]

[ Congratulations, you've managed to make him look slightly embarrassed. ]

I was gonna look at 'em when I actually got to work. First I wanted to find a room to work in.

[ Normally he's the one giving the lectures on cleaning and basic hygiene, why is this happening to him??? ]

[lecturehall]

[No one out-lectures Keito Hasumi. He gives him a once-over before standing up and piling the supplies back in the bucket.]

For the sake of your safety, I'm going to have to restrict you to rooms where the more toxic products aren't required.

[He has no authority to do restrict anyone.]

[scatterproudly]

Wait, what?!

[ Can he do that??? ]

What are you, the cleaning police?