007 | Clean Up Your Act

[godsoffortune]

Who: Everyone!
What: Spring cleaning
When: All day April 15
Where: All around the Heavens
Summary: The Heavens don't like things being cluttered, so it's time to clean up a little bit.







Main Hall

While the main hall of the Heavens seems spotlessly clean at all times, that's not the case at all. In fact, it's been at least a decade since the last time they actually cleaned everything out properly. There are a lot of hidden closets and back rooms that have layers of dust and dozens of boxes filled with nothing but junk. Who knows, though! You might find something interesting and useful in there along with all the garbage.

Suprises

Unfortunately, some of the older temples on the Far Shore seem to have some interesting surprises tucked away, ranging from cursed artifacts all the way to magical creatures locked up in long-forgotten rooms. You are free to be creative with this as a way to get your characters into trouble while cleaning.

Complimentary Dinner

After all of your hard work, you deserve to have some tasty food and refreshing beverages. So the Heavens have provided that for you, so that you can wind down after a long day. It's not as fancy as the banquets they often put on, but there is a nice array of food and drinks for everyone to enjoy.

Counselling

As usual, there is a white-robed shinki bearing the gold chrysanthemum of Amaterasu sitting at a table in the Main Hall. There is a small sign that denotes her as the counselling shinki. Anyone is welcome to approach her, and she will smile serenely at anyone passing by as well.



In Summary:

• Clean up your home
• Help clean others' homes
• Get the main hall clean too!
• Hope no hidden magic jumps out
• Seek counselling if you need it
• Enjoy your complimentary dinner
• Have fun~

Comments

[pachintoki]

One place? That's hard to choose, but the place I choose is the heavens.

[Shameless.]

1/2

[miraculo]

....I don't know if even my miracles can clean up that much but--

[miraculo]

[ The request has been heard. So she'll try. Not that she has much of a choice, when someone asks for a miracle, it's their wish that fuels her means to provide.

Sanae closes her eyes for one moment, and in the next, the space around them is perfectly cleaned, tidied, organized, and basically everything and beyond the realm of beautified. If something is broken, it becomes fixed. Not a speck of dust is to be seen.

Except obviously this miracle won't clean all of heaven. because this event needs characters cleaning duh It'll go as far as the current temple/domain they're in. ] ....I hope this is good enough? [ She looks back at him, asking calmly yet timidly. ]

[pachintoki]

[It takes him a moment, but he'll blink and start looking around. He'll even go under one of the low tables in the area and run his finger along the floor.

Holy sh*t. She really did it, and it was really that easy for her. He'll look at her from where he's kneeling on the floor, his expression cautious. Right now, Gintoki isn't sure if that's an amazing power, or a really dangerous one. He'll stand up, trying to play it cool despite wrestling with both giddyness and wariness on the inside.]

Eh- [ahem he'll cough into his hand, nonchalant.] I mean, that's exactly what I'd expect from a god of miracles. Nice--

[Nice job? Have a pat on the back like you got an A on your report card or made your bed without your mom asking you to? He has no idea what the hell he is gonna say.]

I mean, that's pretty good.

[nailed it.]

[miraculo]

[ She lets out a breath she didn't know she was holding in. Even if he's a stranger, she needs others' approval. ]

S... so-- I'm not a fake, okay? [ Sanae you're fucking 22 yo, get a hold of yourself. ]

[pachintoki]

If you're a fake, then I'm a unicorn.

[He's not a unicorn. But he is a fox god.]

Wish you'd been around when I needed some miracles to happen to my wallet. . .

[He'll mumble about this, so it's okay if she doesn't quite hear what he's saying.]

Looks like we have a free afternoon now.

[He looks so pleased about that. Is she really going to pester him to clean more?]

[miraculo]

[ --Ah. He's smiling. And he's taking back calling her fake! Good thing too, he spared her from some embarrassing water works. Just as she is quick to upset, she's quick to recover. ] I..... I suppose so!

[ Still, she feels just a bit bad, but now for a different reason. ] And I apologize for not answering your request for a miracle earlier. I should have thought of the bigger picture-- that if you were requesting one at all, it means you were thinking about cleaning. [ Have a bow. ]

[pachintoki]

[Unlike Sanae, Gintoki doesn't appear to feel even a little bad for asking a goddess to waste a miracle on something like cleaning. After all, why waste a good thing? He wasn't quite willing to part ways with her just yet; it was almost like having a genie or something. And didn't even need to rub a lamp or anything.

Even though he'd been given powers as a god, he's started to feel a bit cheated. Why couldn't he be a miracle god, huh? ]

I-it's true, I was thinking about cleaning. But it was more like, I was thinking about how I could avoid cleaning anything.

[He'll confess that much.]

Seriously, if I were you I'd never lift a finger again. You could wish all of your favorite things into your room and never have to go anywhere.

[When did he become so useless.]

[miraculo]

[ He has a point. But really. ]

That sounds like being a lazy person. [ P/A-ingly calling him lazy, hey-yoooo. Okay, no, she doesn't mean it like that, but still. ]

I don't know, [ Shaking her head. ] If you wouldn't have to go anywhere because everything would be in your room.... all of your friends and family would miss seeing you out of your room.