[Family Values... yes, he loves that small town vibe, not that he can be as open about it because he's a loser.]

Everybody knew everybody in the town I lived in growin' up. It was a real treat, most of the time. If the neighbors weren't houndin' ya for playin' too loud.

[He can be sentimental like this only because he can't come out and say that the small town vibe is why he couldn't bear to stay, oops. So, crepes.]