[It's pretty easy to be less threatening when you aren't pointing weapons at people, Bishamon, though the giant sword isn't helping too much. But Gintoki will carefully get off the lion, giving it just one more pat. He liked animals, after all.

Luckily, Gintoki is much more used to people hauling around swords and other dangerous weapons, so as long as it isn't pointed at him, he's better. He'll, uh, just hold onto his wooden stick here. Yeah, that's cool. He's looking cool, right?]

I, you know, there was, I mean, I could've taken that one, so like, I didn't need that. [sorry lion-san, he didn't mean it. It's just that he's completely out of his element right now, fighting a bunch of things he can't kill yet.]

Thanks, I guess, though. [trying so hard to be nonchalant. It didn't help that she was beautiful. But he knew better; she's bound to be a pretty scary woman with a weapon like that, right?]

I-I can teleport now so like, I'm fine.

[And with that he'll blink out of existence. Only to--

Reappear. In the exact same place. He. . . totally meant to do that. Yeah. Smooth Change the subject, change the subject. . . .]

Who are you, anyway?