I haven't actually thought to compare any of the real deal dragons I know to teenagers. Although that would explain certain clingy or constantly constipated moments...

[He frowns and shrugs his shoulders.]

Don't date Galaxy Eyes', I guess. A halberd should be plenty good, as long as you just make sure to swing the pointy end in your enemy's direction and tell any ally to stay out of the way. Which I should tell my dragon, too. We still have to pay for a car thanks to that tail.

If you get a sword I'll be jealous.