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Lance ([personal profile] isayvol) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2017-02-09 09:33 pm
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[Closed] Every Dog

Who: Lance & Keith
What: Prayer answerin'
When: June 14
Where: Back alleys and streets in Tokyo
Warnings: Teenage boys being jerks mostly.

[It's taken a lot of convincing, but somehow Lance was able to get Keith to agree to answer a prayer with him. He's pretty grateful to get to spend some time with his teammate, honestly, and he can't help the delight that's oozing from him as a result, even as they start the search for a lost dog.]

Hey Keith, what was that guy's name again? Something... weird, I know.

[All pets have weird names usually. Lance knows that. But this one just keeps slipping his mind for some reason.]
yousaytron: (I didn’t have any problem at all)

[personal profile] yousaytron 2017-02-11 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Really, Keith doesn't mind the whole idea of going out and solving these strange happenings for people. It's the kind of thing, he thinks, that actually gives them some kind of purpose for sticking around in the afterlife.

It's just that Lance is so hard for him to get a read on! He seems like a harmless goofball, but there's an element of unpredictability that makes it difficult to really put his finger on him, and it's annoying. They'll get along well enough for the sake of fulfilling the prayer, he hopes, and then hopefully Lance won't push the issue much further afterward.]


'That guy'? You mean the dog?
yousaytron: (No homo)

[personal profile] yousaytron 2017-02-13 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Just as long as there are no totally unjustified surprises, Keith will probably stick around with little actual fuss.

Luckily for the both of them, Keith was the smart one who managed to snag one of the 'missing' flyers the owners had put up. Complete with a photo and name! How useful.]


... Clementina. [What a weird name for a dog?? It could be worse, but it's still not a very dog-like name.] Gone for about a week now, so we'll probably be lucky if we do find her.

[Not A Boy Dog, Lance.]
yousaytron: (This is my serious booty shake)

[personal profile] yousaytron 2017-02-16 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dogs can be girls! Amazing!!]

I guess that's possible. [He didn't even think of it, astounding.] That'll make it even harder to find her, if that's the case.

[Should they hope for it? Shouldn't they? Wishing won't change the reality of the situation, but both options have pretty high win-lose potential.]

Let's start by checking around outside.
yousaytron: (I know what it is: it’s semen)

[personal profile] yousaytron 2017-02-27 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh jeez well uh okay that's one way to do this

But, really that's the only way they're going to draw the dog out if she's outside, isn't it?]


I'm gonna check out over here. [Splitting up will let them cover more ground, and Keith jerks his thumb in the direction he intends to go off to before calling out for the dog, turning away from Lance to split up.]
yousaytron: (I've been showing myself this whole time)

[personal profile] yousaytron 2017-03-11 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[You'd better believe that Keith is going off after that whimpering the second the second it reaches his ears...! What are the chances that they'd find the right dog right away? But it's still worth running toward, he thinks.]

Hey! Clementina! You there, girl?

[God what a stupid name for a dog]
yousaytron: (It destroys your butt?)

[personal profile] yousaytron 2017-04-04 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Seems like it.

[Hopefully it's their dog, and not some other dog. Still, it isn't like he'd want to just abandon it even if it isn't their target... So, not long after Lance catches up, he decides,] I'm going in. [And, the impulsive guy he is, runs right in to that alleyway. Nice.]
yousaytron: (Why do you keep jumpin' all the time?)

[personal profile] yousaytron 2017-04-25 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[That Keith, so slippery. Why'd you even bother making him your shinki??

But he slows when he catches sight of the dog, who is busy barking furiously at something a little further in the alley. Barking and whimpering, as if trying to scare something off while being frightened herself?]


I think it's her.

[Regardless, he's apparently having trouble getting her attention.]

Hey girl, come on, let's get out of here.
yousaytron: (It destroys your butt?)

[personal profile] yousaytron 2017-04-29 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lance... don't be like this. Keith barely gives any recognition to the comment, other than a brief moment of pause where Lance probably can't see him rolling his eyes. Instead of dwelling on it, he moves to touch the dog's back gently.]

Hey, come on!

[But, no, the doggo is having none of this, and instead begins to back up as she barks, as if she's trying to herd the two of them back out of the alley while still trying to frighten off whatever's swimming around in those shadows...]

What are you making such a fuss over?

[It's really hard to see, but there has to be something, right?]
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[personal profile] yousaytron 2017-04-30 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a brief moment where Keith lets himself get pulled along, but it quickly becomes apparent that the dog isn't actually following them out.]

Hey, she's not following us...!

[Dog... please....]

Clementina, come on! [But, it sounds like she's staying right where she is, raising a racket.]
yousaytron: (Oh dude I can diagonal.)

[personal profile] yousaytron 2017-04-30 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay do you think you're going to just get out of this without Keith intervening? Shortly after he's pushed out of the way, he darts on back in after Lance.]

What are you doing?! [Trying to get yourself killed? There's definitely something creepy crawling its way out of the alley, made even creepier by the fact that it's super hard to see what's going on. As soon as he reaches Lance again, he moves behind him, backing him up and helping to push him faster out of the confined space.] Let's go!!
yousaytron: (That’s a one way ticket to fuck you)

[personal profile] yousaytron 2017-05-06 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[For as much as he can while he's running, Keith gives a short huff at that remark.]

What? You think I'm gonna let myself get killed?

[But, uh, the dog fussing and writhing like that is making that possibility seem a little more... possible. He'll have to keep an eye on her while thye beat their retreat, just in case she slips out of Lance's grip.]
yousaytron: (I've been showing myself this whole time)

[personal profile] yousaytron 2017-05-21 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey. Dogs can bite.]

Well, I'm not gonna let you get killed, either.

[Is he trying to imply that he'd go down instead? Maybe]
yousaytron: (Oh dude I can diagonal.)

[personal profile] yousaytron 2017-07-19 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow.

But he meant what he said, and after replying to that comment with an annoyed exhale, he devotes a moment to trying to figure out the best way to actually... you know. Keep them from getting killed by whatever is chasing them. The best thing he can really think of on the fly is,]


LINE!

[Turning sharply and casting a borderline behind them. It's big and flashy, but he knows it won't last for very long, but should hopefully buy them a little bit of extra time to escape.]

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