Saburouta "San-chan" Bandou (
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Open!
Who: Saburouta Bandou and ALL OF YOU!
What: The guy needs some new sunglasses - and probably a new wardrobe. Help?
Where: A random shopping mall on the Near Shore
When: July 14th, afternoon
A) I wear my sunglasses at night...
[ Bandou's main reason for hitting up the mall? He's gone way too long without a pair of sunglasses. Over a month, even! They were smashed to pieces back in the beginning of June when the people of the far shore were enjoying a lovely beach party. At least it was lovely before he got smacked in the face with a volley ball. Where ever that asshole Donut ended up disappearing to, the guy owed Bandou a new pair of shades. And he had every intention of handing the guy a bill if he ran into him again.
But first he's got to find the right pair. So he's stopping at all the kiosks that seem to have some array of sunglasses to browse. The last cart didn't have anything interesting, so he's headed to another when he's suddenly being hounded by a merchant from an entirely different cart. What are they trying to get him to buy anyway? Maybe he's being sold a new phone plan? Maybe he's being unwillingly sprayed with perfume? Or maybe the poor guy's being convinced to get his eyebrows threaded! Whatever it is, help the poor guy out, please! ]
B) A man can't have too many hoodies
[ Whether he got help or not, Bandou's fled into the nearest men's clothing store to get away from those damn persistent merchants. He'll eventually try to sneak back out, but while he's here, he may as well look around. He's been told by a few people that he looks nice without the hat and hoodie on all the time, but hell if he knows what he should be wearing instead. The hoodie is comfortable, and as far as he's concerned, is appropriate for all times of year or special occasions. And yes, he did wear his hoodie under his yukata for Tanabata. Fashion advice would be greatly appreciated. ]
C) Wildcard!
[ You're welcome to latch onto this guy wherever and for whatever reason. Ask him for his opinion on a new outfit. Get some food at the food court. Force him to carry all the bags from your hard day of shopping. Whatever it is, go for it! ]
What: The guy needs some new sunglasses - and probably a new wardrobe. Help?
Where: A random shopping mall on the Near Shore
When: July 14th, afternoon
A) I wear my sunglasses at night...
[ Bandou's main reason for hitting up the mall? He's gone way too long without a pair of sunglasses. Over a month, even! They were smashed to pieces back in the beginning of June when the people of the far shore were enjoying a lovely beach party. At least it was lovely before he got smacked in the face with a volley ball. Where ever that asshole Donut ended up disappearing to, the guy owed Bandou a new pair of shades. And he had every intention of handing the guy a bill if he ran into him again.
But first he's got to find the right pair. So he's stopping at all the kiosks that seem to have some array of sunglasses to browse. The last cart didn't have anything interesting, so he's headed to another when he's suddenly being hounded by a merchant from an entirely different cart. What are they trying to get him to buy anyway? Maybe he's being sold a new phone plan? Maybe he's being unwillingly sprayed with perfume? Or maybe the poor guy's being convinced to get his eyebrows threaded! Whatever it is, help the poor guy out, please! ]
B) A man can't have too many hoodies
[ Whether he got help or not, Bandou's fled into the nearest men's clothing store to get away from those damn persistent merchants. He'll eventually try to sneak back out, but while he's here, he may as well look around. He's been told by a few people that he looks nice without the hat and hoodie on all the time, but hell if he knows what he should be wearing instead. The hoodie is comfortable, and as far as he's concerned, is appropriate for all times of year or special occasions. And yes, he did wear his hoodie under his yukata for Tanabata. Fashion advice would be greatly appreciated. ]
C) Wildcard!
[ You're welcome to latch onto this guy wherever and for whatever reason. Ask him for his opinion on a new outfit. Get some food at the food court. Force him to carry all the bags from your hard day of shopping. Whatever it is, go for it! ]
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It makes him amused, wondering if he should even attempt to go and help the poor guy.
He eventually makes up his mind when he sees the merchant bring out a bottle of perfume, claiming it'll help Bandou smell nicer.]
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[ But Bandou's still smelling his hoodie, just in case. And he was right, he smells fine! So yes, please help him before he gets a face full of perfume. ]
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Lavi's quick to intervene, smiling brightly at the merchant.]
Thank you for finding my friend here. Time to go.
[The merchant stammers at him, surprised, and barely has time to react before Lavi quickly takes Bandou away from the merchant before she recovered her senses.]
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[ Lavi acts so quickly in cutting the merchant off that Bandou hardly has time to process what just happened. He stumbles along after Lavi, blinking at him once they've gotten far enough away. ]
Ah... thanks?
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He starts snickering as he pauses a few feet away, skateboard tucked under his arm, and maybe eavesdrops on what's happening.
Too bad he didn't bring any popcorn... ]
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[ Bandou's trying to back away from the stand, but the guy continues his spiel, completely ignoring Bandou's comment. Maybe if it was some sweet girl trying to get him to buy some, then he'd actually consider it. But of course it's not. Why would he get the girl salesperson?
And now the guy's grabbing his hand and pulling him over to where they have the sample bottles! Bandou begins to look around for something he can use as an excuse to get away, since just 'No' doesn't seem to work with this guy.
That's when he spots Yata. ]
Hey, Yata! Get this guy off of me!
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Maybe you should use the lotion? Then you'll be slipperier.
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c
I found you a playmate.
[ Mikoto, no! ]
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Actually, Bandou should follow these words to live by, too. Cause as soon as he sees what's happening to Mikoto's hand, he's quick to snatch that chipmunk creature from him and toss it as far away as he can. ]
Where the hell'd that one come from? Ow...
[ And yup, that's blight on his own hand now. Oops. ]
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............
[ Bandou! Do you know how long it took him to find that! He skipped his morning nap for this! How dare you chuck his hard work like a two cent stamp! ]
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.........
[ Gold eyes lock on the tainted skin. Silent in their judgement. ]
Your hand.
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B
She has more than one pair, of course: she'd rectified that situation not long after arriving on the Far Shore, and has been appearing in a variety of elegant, flatteringly-cut (male) trousers hereafter. But an unfortunate incident has led to a certain set of slacks being compromised, and she's not convinced her shinki will be able to remove the stain.
Thus, the mighty Apollo. In person. In this store. Having a devil of a time. ]
You--
[ The shop assistant brushes right past Hibiki. She clears her throat, tries again. ] Beg p--
[ Again. Again, they don't see her. Hibiki coughs into a fist, steps directly into the path of a young man carrying a load of shirts. She smiles, and the air dances with diamonds and sparkles. ] I'm a customer. I require assis---
[ Wham.
Look out, Bandou. When this employee ran into Hibiki, he fell backwards and knocked into a mannequin display.
Which is falling your way.
Duck? ]
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Gaaah!!
[ The unwanted shirt goes flying and Bandou's own shout causes a few customers to look over, curious where that sound came from. ]
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She tears it off, all attempts at good humor gone. There are some indignities even a Parademy Award-winning movie star can't be expected to act her way out of. ] What's the meaning of this?!
[ aside from "hibiki should probably stop attempting to stop traffic with her body"
because that's just silly ]
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B! /comes in late with pizza
But then he does catch sight of Bandou. Sorry man but when you're walking around in a hoodie and shades, you look a little sketchy.
Soooooo don't mind a sudden arm on your shoulder. ]
Trying to get the attention of these store attendants can be a bit of a doozy, eh?
better be pepperoni
Yeah, unlike some of the other merchants in this place.
with extra cheese if you fancy!
[ But that confirms it. At least he isn't suspicious and definitely one of them. So who is he to deny helping someone out, right? ]
Anything in particular you were in the market for, then?
oh i definitely fancy
And a side of ham
mmmm better be ny thin crust
You can have my thin crust
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Hey there!
[Speaking of...]
You're from the Far Shore right?
[They had only exchanged names, not seen each other on video... plus the sunglasses and hoodie make her think it could be someone else entirely underneath there.]
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[ One good way to escape an unwanted salesman is to have someone else there to grab your attention. And Kairi's sudden greeting does just that! Don't mind him feigning knowledge of who exactly you are so he can get the guy to stop hounding him. ]
Oh, oh yeah! Hey...wasn't expecting you so soon.
[ Bye, irritating vendor, Bandou's gonna go walk off with his friend that he was totally planing to meet here! And once they're far enough away he breathes a sign of relief. ]
Thanks. That guy wouldn't leave me alone.
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[ She's willing to go along with it for a short period of time, and thankfully he explains soon afterwards. ]
Really? He wouldn't? Wow... Most people in the Near Shore we can hardly get to notice at all! He must be really desperate...
[ Now she's curious what this guy's issue is. ]
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[ Mascara is totally lipstick, right? But D2 knows nothing about makeup, so it's totally lipstick for eyelashes. The merchant looks so offended. ]
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That's what I've been trying to tell him!
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Yeah, you look great without it already. Sorry, my friend’s not interested but maybe the next person will be? Anyway, we gotta go, we’re in a little bit of a hurry you see, maybe we’ll see each other again some other time. Thank you for your hard work~
[ He grabs Bandou’s hand, and starts to pull him away from the salesman, who still can’t seem to get how anyone can’t know what mascara is called. ]
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A-Ah! I'm- I'm sorry!!!
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Damnit, let go of me!
[ And with a final tug of his arm, he's stumbling back, as well. The next thing he knows he's landed flat on his ass and some flailing, blue haired guy has managed to land in his lap! ]