23 - Crazy Cat Shuffle

[godsoffortune]

Who: Everyone!
What: Crazy Cat Shuffle
When: September 20
Where: Shibuya & Ikebukuro, as well as the Far Shore
Summary: The new Crazy Cat mascot keychains are sparking real passion in Tokyo's hot spots. Brawls have broken out over the extra-rare versions, and all of this angst is attracting ayakashi. The gods have been asked to step in before things get out of control.







Crossing Crisis

The Shibuya scramble crossing is always busy, but it's especially wild today. Ten new Crazy Cat vending machines have been installed at the mouth of the alley across from Shibuya Station's exit. Rumors are flying that these machines have extra Blue-Star Cats in them: the very rarest kind! A crowd of hundreds of excited fans have gathered, but the people at the front of the lines are buying lots of cats, and the mood is starting to grow sour as the people at the back of the lines begin to wonder if there will be any left by the time it's their turn.

This crowd needs crossing guards... or just someone who can snag some of those ultra-rare Cats and sell them to the back of the line for crazy cash. Everything a god does is righteous, after all.

Sunshine Struggle

Crazy Cat machines dot the Sunshine City complex in Ikebukuro. The machines here are attracting some particularly nasty ayakashi: jealous little purple creatures with too many legs that stoke buyers' envy and need for more and better collectibles. Under their influence, it's not just the Cats going fast. The local stores are selling out of everything cute on the shelves.

Worse, some of the ayakashi victims are turning to theft when they run out of pocket money. Time to exterminate those bugs before they start a new crime wave.

Taking Stock

Accident? Sabotage? No one's telling, but a delivery truck carrying boxes of new keychains to restock the machines blew a tire and overturned on a major street. Under the influence of those greedy little ayakashi, collectors are descending on the wreck to snag their favorites before the police show up.

The dazed driver doesn't know what to do, the crowd is starting to get violent, and those Cats do look amazingly cute. And appealing. And, for that matter, valuable.

Bad Kitty

The cat keychains are super cute! Even gods or shinki might be tempted to buy one and take it home, but taking these keychains back to the Far Shore will give away their hidden secret. It's not just human envy that's attracting ayakashi to the Crazy Cats. There are ayakashi hiding inside this batch of cute kitty dolls, and bringing them through a shrine to the Far Shore will force the hidden creatures out of their plushie prisons.

They're big, they're mad, and they're hungry. And the Heavens are full of souls that smell delicious.

The ayakashi escaping from Crazy Cat dolls on the Far Shore resemble gigantic (taller than a person at the shoulder) versions of the cute plushie cats, with very real and sharp teeth and claws. They run and attack at random once released from the dolls, so even gods and shinki who did not bring the toys back could be faced with a fight. The patrolling shinki will do their best to hold them back with borderlines, but they need help to rend these crazy cats before they do too much damage!

In Summary:

• Placate the crowds
• Squash bitty ayakashi
• Struggle with temptation
• Defeat the cat invasion
• Have fun~

Comments

does god apollo ever appear to be useful though

[priforprince]

They're all falling for a deliberate shortage.

[ Hibiki gestures with the hand holding her teacup. Not even being jibed at will stop her from heckling. ] The rarer keychains aren't even made of superior materials!

[ She crosses her legs, sitting up straight. ] A farce, start to finish.

nope, not in the least

[smilingbullet]

[ He leans lightly against one of the chairs at her table and takes a sip of his coffee. ]

So you've checked them out then? If you're so sure about the quality.

[priforprince]

It's obvious from a distance.

[ Hibiki sips. Nothing could possibly induce her, Shikyoin Hibiki, to care about this silly craze. ]

[smilingbullet]

So you're saying you've got perfect vision.

[ Absolutely nothing, sure thing. ]

[priforprince]

I'm a genius.

[ "Perfect" doesn't begin to cover everything about her. ]

[smilingbullet]

Oh right, I totally forgot.

[ But irony doesn't really work on her, does it. ]

We're not really in agreement on that.

[priforprince]

That's your misperception.

[ Another sip. The people making a fuss over these cats are irritating enough. She refuses to let you do that....that needling thing you do.

Hah. ]

[smilingbullet]

[ He raises both eyebrows. Shakes his head. ]

I'm not so sure about that.

[priforprince]

[ have you no respect for the internal monologue it is a theatrical staple ]

Are you pursuing these collectibles?

[smilingbullet]

[ Not when it's her internal monologue, nope. ]

Nah. I might get a few but I'm not.

[priforprince]

Surprisingly sensible.

[ And that also means you have no reason to be here harassing her, but she is a Composed Dignified Noble Person to whom that Doesn't Matter. ]

[smilingbullet]

[ Sure she is. ]

Oh, you thought I couldn't pull off something like sensible?

[priforprince]

I don't think of you at all.

[ Truth. Which makes it rather irritating when you remind her you exist. ]