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Hak ([personal profile] hakingitup) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2018-04-09 09:03 pm

They Did The Mash

Who: Hak, Ryoma, and YOU

When: November 1st & 2nd

Where: Ler's Temple

What: Who wants a stupid masquerade party? You want a haunted house. WITH CAKE.





Introduction

[A few days before the Haunted House was ready, and he saw the poster for Hibiki's event, he knew he had to match up. Even with not really a creative bone in his body, sorry about that. Instead, he got a simple posted made up in spooky writing;

Come See The Haunted House

Get Your Scares and Spooks

November 1st - 4 PM

Candy and Cakes for everyone!


He's not proud of it, no, but it should work. With the cakes and the candy promised, he's bound to get some people. Even if they are just there for the sweets.

Ler's Temple is more of a small town than an actual temple, so to speak. The entire place is done up with lots of pumpkins, both a mix of carved jack-o-lanterns and regular pumpkins of all varieties. Hey, he went all out here. Most of the houses are dark and mysterious, but there is one near the front that's filled with light. Most other places are blocked off by one thing or another, so there are a total of four houses to visit.]


Food

[The one filled with light is the one where all the cakes and candy are. There are bowls filled with the stuff, chocolate, gummies, and other varieties. If you like it, he's definitely got it filled up. As for the cakes, some look better than others. There are a few off to the side that do not look nice, but they probably taste fine.

Then there are ones that are on plastic platters and are definitely store bought. These are the good ones. And the ones that are more likely to be gone by the end of the evening. Hey, Hak did his best. There also doesn't seem to be anyone watching, minus a skeleton hanging on the wall.

If sweets and cake are not your thing, that's mostly too bad. But there is water nearby if you need to drink it. Besides that, there are a few choice houses to visit.]


House #1

[The one right beside the lit house is the first house on the docket. It's dark inside of here, minus the light coming in from outside. There's no real door, so it's quite easy to enter. With it's small size, it's not too hard to get through. Slowly walk through it with your hands out and feel what's going on. Does that feel like bones? Try not to think about it too much. There is one light up on a table that is able to be picked up and waved over.

On that table is a variety of fake body parts. They definitely look and feel fake as fingers go over them and there's nothing else really to this place. Minus all the hanging skeletons that seem to be jangling about. And when the wind blows through, they make a nice calming sound. Or haunting sound if you're too far into the house.]


House #2

[This house is marked with Kija - Do Not Enter on it. It's meant to be a safety net because in this house, it's full of even more cobwebs and fake bugs floating around. Some are on the walls, some are on the ground, and some are even hanging on strings. As if it meant to be a real honest scare, when someone gets through far enough and walks into one of the tight strings that's on the ground, two things happen.

One; Lights turn on and fill the house.

Two; a giant, fake adorable spider drops down in front of the person, wiggling and jiggling all through the air. Certainly cute if seen from a distance, but meant to be spooky if someone wasn't expecting it.

The whole thing is rather weird when looked at with the lights on. Thankfully, they all turn off rather quickly too.]


House #3

[The final house is the scariest one of all. This is where all his fake blood came into play. There's some on the walls, some on the floor, and some even on the tables where people might feel to go through the place. There's also an obvious figure at the far back near a small light. Depending on when in the night, it'll either be a man with long hair and a sword or a man with short hair and a pole arm.

And if you touch them, in the dark, they'll immediately move in and attempt to do a false attack. Thankfully neither weapon is really sharp and if they hit someone, it won't do anything to them, except maybe give them a scare.

These people may also be resting in the lit up house between breaks. Might not be able to fully recognize them, but they are there. And feel free to give them a piece of your mind.]


Clean-Up - November 2nd

[With the event done, it's really time for clean up, which gets started immediately the next morning. He pulls in Ryoma, and anyone who is still around from all the events, maybe passed out, to help clean up.

There's a lot to get rid of, and in the light, the work that Hak has done is definitely being shown off much better. That just means, however, there's a lot more to clean up and clean off. Any guests who stop by to help clean or even for a hello will be forced to take home candy and cake. Except for a special box.

Don't ask about the box. Don't you dare.]
handsome_genius: (idiot.)

[personal profile] handsome_genius 2018-05-29 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Kija tried... to...

[ Yoon tries to process that, dumbfounded. ]

But they're...

[ His expression shifts finally, as he realizes why she's laughing so hard. ]

Did he... uhm... succeed, Yona?

[ He's not able to ask that with a straight face, starting to snicker a bit through his question. ]
darkestbefore: color happy (002)

[personal profile] darkestbefore 2018-06-05 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Which sends her into another fit of giggles before she can manage a nod. ]

Oh, yes. The foul beast has been quite sufficiently slain. Impaled, even. I may have to make it up to Hak after this.
handsome_genius: (smile of pride)

[personal profile] handsome_genius 2018-06-09 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yoon runs with the joke a bit longer, since Yona's clearly so amused by it, and the fact that they're talking about fake spiders still completely frightening poor Kija is amazing. ]

Oh my... Can I see this spot of the impaling? Will the heads of its brethren line the road to the temple? Does the ground need purifying after such a killing with a vengeance?
darkestbefore: color happy (169)

[personal profile] darkestbefore 2018-06-11 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That just has her cracking up even more, arm tucked against her stomach as she leans against the pillar supporting the porch beside her. ]

I think Hak might object if we started burning down parts of his temple for purification purposes...
handsome_genius: (eager student of everything)

[personal profile] handsome_genius 2018-06-14 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
No problem!

[ Yoon waves a hand. ]

We'll just dump a tub full of holy water on it instead!

[ See? Fire wasn't what he was thinking of in the first place. Regardless, he's glad that Yona is laughing. ]
darkestbefore: color happy (002)

[personal profile] darkestbefore 2018-06-15 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Wash all the spiders away instead? [ She's still giggling, glancing up to smile warmly at Yoon, her eyes bright with humor. ] That sounds like a much safer plan. As long as we don't accidentally wash them towards wherever Kija is.
handsome_genius: (because I'm a handsome genius)

[personal profile] handsome_genius 2018-07-09 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
If it's an accident, it's an accident!

[ Yoon raises his arms and crosses them over his chest. ]

I won't let him get mad at you for something so harmless!

[ Especially since Yoon doesn't recall Kija's phobia. ]
darkestbefore: color happy (169)

[personal profile] darkestbefore 2018-07-12 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She just laughs at that, shaking her head. ]

Kija would never get mad at me over something like that. [ He'd probably be horrified that anyone would even think he would. ] It's just he's terrified of spiders - or any type of bug, actually. Hates them more than anything. There's a reason why Hak tried to warn him away from the house with all of them in it.
handsome_genius: (idiot.)

[personal profile] handsome_genius 2018-08-16 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yoon looks completely dumbstruck. ]

Kija? But... he...

[ He raises one hand and mimics something akin to a cat paw swiping forward with a little bend to his wrist and flex-release combo of his fingers. In his mind, he's indicating Kija's massive claw. ]
darkestbefore: color happy (169)

[personal profile] darkestbefore 2018-08-19 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yona just giggles harder. ]

Yes. Kija can be fierce. Unless his opponent is a creepy crawly.
handsome_genius: (LISTEN TO ME!)

[personal profile] handsome_genius 2018-08-24 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ His hands go up in disbelief. ]

What a useless beast! You're telling me if there's a bug-shaped ayakashi, he'd just run the other way? Unbelievable...

[ Yoon huffs before pulling his hands back down. ]

I have yet to see him be fierce in any capacity, anyway.
darkestbefore: color happy (044)

[personal profile] darkestbefore 2018-09-02 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yona just laughs at Yoon's expression - and his huffed complaint. Some things never change, it seems. ]

He is very fierce if I am in trouble. Kija is supremely protective of me and has been since the day I met him. He takes that very seriously. After all, he did just race into a house full of his greatest fears to rescue me.
handsome_genius: (uh huh. no.)

Wrap for me, or close to it <3

[personal profile] handsome_genius 2018-09-18 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He huffs once more for effect, crossing his arms over his chest and shifting his weight. ]

At least he's smart enough to do that much.

[ And before Yona gets tempted to say much more about Kija "since the day we met", even by accident, Yoon points in the direction of the rest of said 'house of greatest fears' ]

I'd better make sure everything is getting packed up correctly in case Hak decides to do this sort of thing next year.