The Snatcher (
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thenearshore2018-11-20 07:16 pm
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Of course you know, this means war. [1 Open/2 Closed]
Who: Snatcher and you, Snatcher and Hat Kid, and Snatcher and anyone at Apollo's Temple
When: Near the end of February
Where: Around
What: Snatcher has found out a horrible, horrible truth. Engage Petty Mode+

[He'd had Jeremy check three times. Three. Times.]
[He'd looked online.]
[By some terrible, horrible twist of fate, Hibiki Shikyoin wasn't kidding. She was actually somewhat successful. That haughty, stuck-up, bratty pretty boy actually had one up on him. HIM! Why the HECK was someone like THAT better than HIM?!]
[They weren't. That was how. And he was going to make sure Hibiki knew it.]
[Let the games begin.]
A: Egg. (Open)

[All around the city, stores have been running out of eggs. There one moment, gone the next. Smaller businesses have reported someone leaving money, but the larger grocery chains? Nothing. Zilch. Nada. It's a mystery]
[Or it would be. If Snatcher and his minion weren't wandering around with a couple of wagons carefully stacked with cartons of eggs.]
All right. I think we've almost got enough. The store down the street should have everything we need. Let's go!
B: Death Wish (Closed to Hat Kid)

[Scene: A dark room somewhere in Subcon Weald. A single table stands illuminated by a single lamp, putting a spotlight on Hat Kid and Snatcher, sitting at the table]
All right, kiddo. You know why I've brought you here.
[He slides the contract over, face down, his eyes narrowed.]
And this one won't even cost you your life.
C: Attack on Apollo (Closed to residents of Apollo's Temple)

[It's a beautiful day. The sun's shining, the weather's finally reaching edging past the chill of winter into Spring, the flowers are starting to bloom...]
[And an egg sails through the air to splatter against the wall of Apollo's Temple.]
[It's a two-pronged attack, with Jeremy taking one side and Snatcher on the other, darting between goats and flower beds to launch egg after egg at what Snatcher can only think of as the worst theme park attraction in existence.]
[He's doing Hibiki a favor by helping her redecorate, really.]
When: Near the end of February
Where: Around
What: Snatcher has found out a horrible, horrible truth. Engage Petty Mode+
[He'd had Jeremy check three times. Three. Times.]
[He'd looked online.]
[By some terrible, horrible twist of fate, Hibiki Shikyoin wasn't kidding. She was actually somewhat successful. That haughty, stuck-up, bratty pretty boy actually had one up on him. HIM! Why the HECK was someone like THAT better than HIM?!]
[They weren't. That was how. And he was going to make sure Hibiki knew it.]
[Let the games begin.]
A: Egg. (Open)
[All around the city, stores have been running out of eggs. There one moment, gone the next. Smaller businesses have reported someone leaving money, but the larger grocery chains? Nothing. Zilch. Nada. It's a mystery]
[Or it would be. If Snatcher and his minion weren't wandering around with a couple of wagons carefully stacked with cartons of eggs.]
All right. I think we've almost got enough. The store down the street should have everything we need. Let's go!
B: Death Wish (Closed to Hat Kid)
[Scene: A dark room somewhere in Subcon Weald. A single table stands illuminated by a single lamp, putting a spotlight on Hat Kid and Snatcher, sitting at the table]
All right, kiddo. You know why I've brought you here.
[He slides the contract over, face down, his eyes narrowed.]
And this one won't even cost you your life.
C: Attack on Apollo (Closed to residents of Apollo's Temple)
[It's a beautiful day. The sun's shining, the weather's finally reaching edging past the chill of winter into Spring, the flowers are starting to bloom...]
[And an egg sails through the air to splatter against the wall of Apollo's Temple.]
[It's a two-pronged attack, with Jeremy taking one side and Snatcher on the other, darting between goats and flower beds to launch egg after egg at what Snatcher can only think of as the worst theme park attraction in existence.]
[He's doing Hibiki a favor by helping her redecorate, really.]
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[ A goat - a real goat, not a spy one - wanders up and starts nomming the raw egg off the side of Hibiki's temple. Food!
For her own part, Hibiki refuses to be intimidated by Snatcher's splitting trick. She has things to say, and they Will Be Said! ]
If you're so intent on breaking eggs, creating the world's largest quiche is best!!
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[Behold. MORE EGGS.
And food for the goats]no subject
[ THE EGGS SHE'D BEEN WATCHING HIM ACCUMULATE
DAY AFTER DAY
SHOPPING TRIP AFTER SHOPPING TRIP
HOUR UPON EXCRUCIATING HOUR OF SPYGOAT FILM
THEY WERE ALL FOR THIS?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! ]
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[Does spinach even go in quiche? He doesn't know! He can't cook!]
[He floats off around to the next window at top speed, laughing all the while. Catch him if you can, Hibiki! He's fueled by your suffering!]
1/hibiki
[ Hibiki grits her teeth. He won't depart her property when he's told?! Then there's only one thing to do! ]
2/hibiki
CONSTRUCT A BARRICADE!!!!
hibiki/3
Oh. It's spygoats hooked collectively to a few bulldozer plows.
And they're trundling up to try and push you off Hibiki's property! ]
1/?
[Well.]
[Can't say he was expecting this.]
2/3
JEREMY! KEEP 'EM COMING! DON'T STOP 'TIL THIS PLACE IS PAINTED YELLOW!
3/3
even if he has gotten distracted by goats trying to eat his cloak a few times]Still on it, Boss!
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[ Hibiki had tried to retreat from this Noisy and Absurd Situation, only to find that it apparently has adopted a pincer formation. ]
Curse you....
[ She pulls out her tablet and presses the app with a purple goat head on it. ] Reinforcements! Don't stop until they're beyond a 1 km radius of me!
I WILL NOT HAVE MY MORNING POLLUTED BY POULTRY!
[ More goats. More plows.
Hi, Jeremy. ]
1/2
[Unfortunately for this little minion (and fortunately for Hibiki), he doesn't have the luxury of being able to float away from danger like Snatcher does. Instead, he has to run as fast as his stuffed little legs can carry him, egg cartons tumbling out of the wagon as it shakes and rattles its way behind him]
2/2
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The other goat pincer falls for Snatcher's ruse, and begins pushing the cardboard cutout towards the edge of the lawn. Out with you, sir, please. Thank you.
Hibiki, believing the coast clear, collapses in a chair and massages her head. There is a window behind this chair. ]
Such a commotion this early.....Idiocy cutphones really are required.
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No kidding. It'd do wonders for having to deal with you.
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Emphasis on that past tense. It is on the floor, now.
Hibiki turns, hands fisted and propped on her armrests now that they're....unoccupied. ]
YOU EVADED THE BARRICADE?! Slippery wretch!! Why can't you stand still and let yourself be evicted for me?!
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I dont know. Why won't you stand still and let me throw this egg at your face?
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And, before (or as soon as) he throws the egg at her - she slams the window shut. And closes the curtains.
HAH. ]