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The Far Shore Mods ([personal profile] godsoffortune) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2016-08-15 06:55 pm

007 | Clean Up Your Act

Who: Everyone!
What: Spring cleaning
When: All day April 15
Where: All around the Heavens
Summary: The Heavens don't like things being cluttered, so it's time to clean up a little bit.







Main Hall

While the main hall of the Heavens seems spotlessly clean at all times, that's not the case at all. In fact, it's been at least a decade since the last time they actually cleaned everything out properly. There are a lot of hidden closets and back rooms that have layers of dust and dozens of boxes filled with nothing but junk. Who knows, though! You might find something interesting and useful in there along with all the garbage.

Suprises

Unfortunately, some of the older temples on the Far Shore seem to have some interesting surprises tucked away, ranging from cursed artifacts all the way to magical creatures locked up in long-forgotten rooms. You are free to be creative with this as a way to get your characters into trouble while cleaning.

Complimentary Dinner

After all of your hard work, you deserve to have some tasty food and refreshing beverages. So the Heavens have provided that for you, so that you can wind down after a long day. It's not as fancy as the banquets they often put on, but there is a nice array of food and drinks for everyone to enjoy.

Counselling

As usual, there is a white-robed shinki bearing the gold chrysanthemum of Amaterasu sitting at a table in the Main Hall. There is a small sign that denotes her as the counselling shinki. Anyone is welcome to approach her, and she will smile serenely at anyone passing by as well.



In Summary:
  • Clean up your home
  • Help clean others' homes
  • Get the main hall clean too!
  • Hope no hidden magic jumps out
  • Seek counselling if you need it
  • Enjoy your complimentary dinner
  • Have fun~
miraculo: (Watch the deuce)

[personal profile] miraculo 2016-08-16 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ She looks upon the duster as if it were the holy sword Excalibur itself. And then with a solemn nod, she takes it into her hands. Holds it with both hands before her. If he wants her to protect him, then she will! She swears upon it as a god...! ] Y....yes, sir! I won't let them hurt you.

[ But here comes the rumbling. The roars. The... pitter-patter of many fluffy feet making their way towards them, growing louder and louder like flood cascading down from a broken dam. BAM goes the door, whoosh goes a hefty gust of wind as the creatures make themselves known. Lo and behold, a monstrous swirl of shadowy balls of fuzz, a cacophony of cute noses twitching with fine whiskers, and a portrait of red pupils all staring at the two gods before them.

For a moment, the wind settles-- the conglomeration of the bunnies is holding its breath, just as Sanae stares back at it, her knuckles white while gripping the feather duster. And then it lunges forward, spewing dust and smoke in its wake. The legion tumbles down the hallway with the strength of a freight train, tearing at the walls and knocking over anything in its path, all six hundred eyes fastened on their two targets. But just as it's about to reach them--

Sanae cleaves the air with the duster, a split second of absolutely nothing happening, and then the later half of the second filled by the quake of the giant mass as it collides with a barrier. Upon impact, the sphere disintegrates into bunnies. Lots and lots of bunnies raining everywhere. White, pure light makes itself known where it continues to be impacted by the little creatures, and soon eight more beams of light join it, forming a cage around the gods' adversaries.

Y'all shall not pass, motherfuckers.

She breathes a sigh of relief. ]
Phew...... We stopped it. [ She stopped it. But she's lending credit to his "weapon". ]
churchbelle: (so you won russian roulette?)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-16 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not expecting actual creatures. They're literal rabbits made out of dust (how droll), but something about the fact that things like that are coming at them in such high quantity really puts Hazel off. That, and the things are knocking stuff over like it's free reign for some dirt and breeze to run amok in here. And he's standing on a table.

She seems to have it under control, though- he shuts his eyes at some point because of all the dust, shielding his face with his arm so he can squint out from under it at whatever it is she's doing. Making some sort of cage?

Well, the bunnies are still pretty absurd, but he's not unimpressed.]


Ya didn't tell me the creatures were stickin' to one another like that. [After a moment he finally gets down off the desk, walking closer to her light cage and peering at it.] How's this meant to work?

[And like, thanks, maybe? Eh.]
miraculo: (???)

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[personal profile] miraculo 2016-08-16 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's kind of... stumped by the question. ] Er... you mean, that boundary? [ NO, SANAE, WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE. ] ...It works by--

[ Um. Uhhhhhh. ]
miraculo: (dollar dollar)

[personal profile] miraculo 2016-08-16 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
--My abilities! [ She explains openly. ] I can create barriers like that naturally. This one-- [ She taps it with the back of her hand. It doesn't burn her, but it seems the dust bunnies are keeping themselves away from it. ] is made by manipulating light and holy elements together.
churchbelle: (sweet tits on my ankles)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-16 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Uh... is she alright? Should he repeat himself- oh, no, she's answering. She might be totally bullshitting him, after a pause like that, but whatever. He's still suddenly a lot more interested when she drops the word "holy."]

Ya don't say! How many holy parlor tricks have ya got?
miraculo: (T-Rex be gutted out)

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[personal profile] miraculo 2016-08-16 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Quite a few! There's--

[ WAIT A DAMN SECOND BOI. ]
miraculo: made by windroars dnt (I’m missing it)

[personal profile] miraculo 2016-08-16 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
--Er, they're not parlor tricks. They're the real deal!

[ Not sure if he's joking about that parlor trick comment or not. ]
churchbelle: (why don't you go long for jesus)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-16 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Well that's just one of life's great mysteries. He flaps a hand at her, like never mind that.]

'Course they are. I'm a holy man myself- I know my way 'round an exorcism or two. What's your pleasure?

[Come on, everyone has a distinct holy parlor tricks style.]
miraculo: (he just renting)

[personal profile] miraculo 2016-08-16 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ SHE'S SO CONFUSED.

But okay, she'll try to explain! ]
Miracles. I can create and manipulate miracles. But they're not tricks! [ She insists!! Weh. ] Does this [ Indicating the light/holy cage. ] seem like a trick to you?
churchbelle: (Coral ???!?)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-16 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[That depends on if he can touch it, honestly—]

Turn of phrase! Beggin' your pardon. [happy now...] Ain't ever seen anythin' like it, that's all. Cross my heart, I'm not foolin' with ya.
miraculo: (Other than that I’m getting)

[personal profile] miraculo 2016-08-16 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ If he wants to be burned... probably best not to touch it though.

Also yeah she's happy. ]
Oh....--really? [ And feeling a bit bad because she didn't mean to put him on the spot! ] Even as ah, um, a "holy man" yourself? [ She thought all priests/priestesses could do something like it! ]
churchbelle: (the incredibly deep voice of the snail)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-16 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[That was easy... He won't touch it though, grabbing holy light things seems like a bad idea even if he's a man of God. Aha.]

Not somethin' like this! I'm more familiar with the round 'em up and beat 'em style, myself, not keepin' 'em.
miraculo: (me me me)

[personal profile] miraculo 2016-08-16 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Aaaah, now she understands. She thinks. ] Well, these little guys are too cute to vanquish! [ DUH.

But they did just tear up all the walls and floor and everything in their wake. ]
Dontcha think?
churchbelle: (CAPITAL LETTERS AND NO PUNCTUATION)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-16 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Well... welllll.]

Not when they came down the hall in a big ball o' disaster.
miraculo: (lol wat)

[personal profile] miraculo 2016-08-16 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, but-- [ Well he does have a point. ] They're not a big ball of disaster anymore! [ Points to them. ] What do you think of them, as they are now?

[ SHE WANTS HIM TO SAY THAT THEY ARE CUTE. ]
churchbelle: (what happens when)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-16 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not going to say they're cute.]

Never been a big fan of rabbits.
miraculo: (Ba-ba-ba-ba bald head)

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[personal profile] miraculo 2016-08-16 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ "Never been a fan of---" ]
miraculo: made by windroars dnt (pay attention)

[personal profile] miraculo 2016-08-16 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ ---Oh! ]
miraculo: (have the time of your life)

[personal profile] miraculo 2016-08-16 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oohhhhh, she understands.




SHE UNDERSTANDS THAT HE SECRETLY LIKES THEM. ]
miraculo: (to wear your big chain)

[personal profile] miraculo 2016-08-16 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's just going to pluck one out from the barrier and hold it in her arms. Now her sleeves are covered in soot, but whatevs. LOOK HOW ADORABLE IT IS. It's looking up at him with big, red eyes. ] Uh huuuh.

Are you sure you don't want to keep one?

[ Lookit this smug little shit. She thinks she's ~figured him out~. Shaddup, let her have her moment. ]
churchbelle: (shallow hal)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-16 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[That thing's a goddamn demon and he doesn't want it's filthy body near his clean sleeves!!]

I do declare, should ya be pickin' it up like that? Those lil monsters just destroyed the whole dang hallway.
miraculo: (biscuit)

[personal profile] miraculo 2016-08-16 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
What....? They're just little spirits, that's all. [ S'not like they're corrupted human souls!! Right? ] These little spirits... they gather around where dust is, using it to make their homes.

These guys just got a little angry when I cleaned up their bunnyhole.

[ Holds it up to him. LOOK AT EEEEEEEIT. ] Why don't you name this little one?
churchbelle: (LETS MAKE IT MORE COMPLICATED)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-16 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[THEY'RE DAMNED anyway, Hazel thinks Very Seriously about this, before pointing at the little demon rabbit with both index fingers, Very Seriously.]

Snowdrop.

[Now get it out of his face, ew.]
miraculo: (me me me)

[personal profile] miraculo 2016-08-16 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oooooh, she's going to keep Snowdrop-kun just for him. For when he's ready to break past his tsun-ness and accept the dereness with all the cuddles from Snowdrop!

But see, see, just look at how brightly that makes her smile. Her golden eyes shine at him, and if anyone would doubt that she is a god, perhaps all they need to do is look into them to see the stars and sparkles. Y'know. Shoujo crap. ]
Snowdrop-kun says.... [ Mimicking a cute-sy voice. Also trying to impress on his accent, too. SHE DOESN'T MEAN TO OFFEND ] "Thank ya for namin' me! What's yer name?"

[ Because Sanae wants to know his name too. ]
churchbelle: Is that it? You think you can Waltz in Matilda? (Oh I see.)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-16 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay that's going to be in about... never!! Hope she enjoys her new pet, not unlike the way Hazel doesn't enjoy her weird impression of his accent. HE'S SENSITIVE...]

Now, now, ya don't have to poke fun... Ya sure know how to pick at a fella, huh?

[She's lucky she can do cool holy tricks and looks genuinely happy about this stupid demon dust rabbit. Let him live.]

My name's Hazel.

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