007 | Clean Up Your Act

[godsoffortune]

Who: Everyone!
What: Spring cleaning
When: All day April 15
Where: All around the Heavens
Summary: The Heavens don't like things being cluttered, so it's time to clean up a little bit.







Main Hall

While the main hall of the Heavens seems spotlessly clean at all times, that's not the case at all. In fact, it's been at least a decade since the last time they actually cleaned everything out properly. There are a lot of hidden closets and back rooms that have layers of dust and dozens of boxes filled with nothing but junk. Who knows, though! You might find something interesting and useful in there along with all the garbage.

Suprises

Unfortunately, some of the older temples on the Far Shore seem to have some interesting surprises tucked away, ranging from cursed artifacts all the way to magical creatures locked up in long-forgotten rooms. You are free to be creative with this as a way to get your characters into trouble while cleaning.

Complimentary Dinner

After all of your hard work, you deserve to have some tasty food and refreshing beverages. So the Heavens have provided that for you, so that you can wind down after a long day. It's not as fancy as the banquets they often put on, but there is a nice array of food and drinks for everyone to enjoy.

Counselling

As usual, there is a white-robed shinki bearing the gold chrysanthemum of Amaterasu sitting at a table in the Main Hall. There is a small sign that denotes her as the counselling shinki. Anyone is welcome to approach her, and she will smile serenely at anyone passing by as well.



In Summary:

• Clean up your home
• Help clean others' homes
• Get the main hall clean too!
• Hope no hidden magic jumps out
• Seek counselling if you need it
• Enjoy your complimentary dinner
• Have fun~

Comments

[miraculo]

[ Well she wouldn't have lied to someone if they asked if she was a god!! It just was never brought up aside for maybe one conversation or two. By anther god, not a human. Most humans can't tell, apparently, and that suited her just fine.

But her thoughts digress, and she laughs. ] I suppose so! This world is very mysterious... I don't agree with everything about it, [ A small frown, and she wonders if her thoughts could be heard by the higher powers-that-be. Oh well. ] But-- the people here should be protected, too. [ A nod. And have some more obligatory shoujo shit on her part: ] So, let's work hard together to do good, okay?

[churchbelle]

[Mysterious... sure, that's one way to say "comedic mockery." It's strange in a way that gets under his skin already, but all he can do is shrug a little in agreement. Or something like it.

But protecting the people— alright, she's got his full attention back again. Better that than the rest of this as his focus. The people...]

You're more sunny side up than a country breakfast, aren't ya? That ain't a complaint, just makin' an observation.

[miraculo]

[ WELL GEE that makes her smile brightly. Compliments make her happy. They also make her do whatever it is that the compliment-giver wants, because she's a simpllleeeee ♪ kinda (wo)man ♫.

Where's that damn broom? She'll get right to work and not bother him anymore! ] W-well...! I do try my best. [ Sometimes her best is not enough. Sometimes her best makes lots of mess, like what happened here and now. ] The world has enough frowns, I think. [ She adds thoughtfully. Yeah, she's a ditz. But she's aware of pain and sorrow and hardship. ] ...I wouldn't want to burden it with one more if there's something I can do to help it.

[churchbelle]

[Ah. She's a goddess, he's already reminding himself, since there's something about her that's much more down to earth than he expected out of, well. Actual gods. Gods don't do anything, if you want to believe in a god it has to be one that comes from within— but hey, at least she's willing to do chores.

This has been a strange experience. Not exactly eye-opening... but a real live goddess (the proper kind) he'd like to speak to again isn't what he expected!]

Ya got a point. [He admits it, he does. Meanwhile...] Where do ya intend to put that cage full o' bunnies?

[gurl it can't just sit there in the middle of the room forever]

[miraculo]

I'll... move them outside for the moment. [ Somehow. Someway. Thankfully the barrier can be expanded and retracted, so long as she keeps on feeding power to it. ] And then I'll clean, and after that...

[ Ah. ] There's probably someone who's good at building bunny fences around here, isn't there? I'll just keep them all on my temple grounds in a paddock. [ Away from the garden. Hey, she knows they're dirty! Cute but dirty! ]

[churchbelle]

[Bunny fences...]

A hutch. What you're lookin' for's called a hutch, miss.

[Listen to him, he's country as hell, he knows about keeping animals contained. Don't put demon dust bunnies behind a fence, that won't work!!]

Don't know if it'll keep rabbits like those, though, without your miraculous help.

[miraculo]

[ LIKE SHE KNOWS. She's a city girl who was transplanted to the back woods of 1800s Japan for seven years and now she is here. ]

....Don't worry-- I'll make sure that they don't come here and mess up things until I've gotten them all trained. [ All three hundred of them. ] Unless you'd like to see Snowdrop sooner.

[ She gives him a sort of goofy salute before beginning to move the cage out so she can clean! ]

[churchbelle]

[Please make a magical hutch and not a fence!!]

Snowdrop n' me are bound to go our separate ways as soon as I'm outta here, thanks. Y'take good care of the lil abomination, alright?

[Is he free from these bunnies... can he Back Away...]

[miraculo]

Yes, sir! [ Awwww, Lil' Abomination. He made a nickname for him!!! She knew he liked Snowdrop! ] And... you take care, too!

[ He is 100% free to back the hell away and never look back. ] Be careful with standing on chairs and such! If you need help with anything else, just let me know.

[churchbelle]

[He'd rather burn it!!! But he sure is shuffling back to make his escape. From bunnies.]

Right, right- that I will. Y'all'll be the first ones I call.

[Are the bunnies included? Maybe. Could also be the cool holy magic tricks. Anyway, peace out Sanae, it's been real.]