007 | Clean Up Your Act

[godsoffortune]

Who: Everyone!
What: Spring cleaning
When: All day April 15
Where: All around the Heavens
Summary: The Heavens don't like things being cluttered, so it's time to clean up a little bit.







Main Hall

While the main hall of the Heavens seems spotlessly clean at all times, that's not the case at all. In fact, it's been at least a decade since the last time they actually cleaned everything out properly. There are a lot of hidden closets and back rooms that have layers of dust and dozens of boxes filled with nothing but junk. Who knows, though! You might find something interesting and useful in there along with all the garbage.

Suprises

Unfortunately, some of the older temples on the Far Shore seem to have some interesting surprises tucked away, ranging from cursed artifacts all the way to magical creatures locked up in long-forgotten rooms. You are free to be creative with this as a way to get your characters into trouble while cleaning.

Complimentary Dinner

After all of your hard work, you deserve to have some tasty food and refreshing beverages. So the Heavens have provided that for you, so that you can wind down after a long day. It's not as fancy as the banquets they often put on, but there is a nice array of food and drinks for everyone to enjoy.

Counselling

As usual, there is a white-robed shinki bearing the gold chrysanthemum of Amaterasu sitting at a table in the Main Hall. There is a small sign that denotes her as the counselling shinki. Anyone is welcome to approach her, and she will smile serenely at anyone passing by as well.



In Summary:

• Clean up your home
• Help clean others' homes
• Get the main hall clean too!
• Hope no hidden magic jumps out
• Seek counselling if you need it
• Enjoy your complimentary dinner
• Have fun~

Comments

[reformedsinner]

I suppose if you think of it, he is more like a roommate. He seems quite intelligent, although he can't talk.

Perhaps he's too young for it?

[...or it has to do with whatever happened to him that allows him to turn into a car? What an unpleasant thought.

In any case, he's just not going to ask any more questions about dragons in Tenpou's friend group. Whatever the answer is, it's probably going to be disturbing.]

[blossomstorm]

Perhaps.

[ He won't be the one to say anything about science and magic here; he's not even supposed to know that Jeep can turn into a car. So he closes the book he was inspecting (it had nothing of value) and stands up to leave it on the now-rejected book stack against the wall, using this chance to look at what Hakkai put there to see if there's anything worth considering. ]

Ah, speaking of actual pets. Do you have a rabid dog, by any chance? One that threatens to bite people to death?

[reformedsinner]

Oh. I'm sorry, I hope no one was actually bitten?

I assure you he's not rabid, merely badly socialized.

[It sounds like Hibari's been out picking fights again. Hakkai really is going to have to come up with a way to discourage him from that kind of behavior. A way that doesn't require him to keep Hibari on an actual leash, ideally.]

[blossomstorm]

No one was actually bitten. But if it's yours, please be a responsible owner and keep him on leash at all times. He can't be trusted around people yet... Not even on the bulletin board system, apparently.

[reformedsinner]

I'm afraid the most I can say is that he listens to me, sometimes.

[This is a somewhat long-suffering sigh.]

What happened?

[blossomstorm]

He tried to kill me because he thought I was you at first. He didn't like being wrong.

[ Matter-of-fact and unimpressed. ]

[reformedsinner]

[The Ah of understanding that Hakkai makes is equally unimpressed. Hibari really is going to need closer management, isn't he? There are far too many doubles here to let him go around attacking anyone who isn't the person he thought.

And it makes Hakkai's attempts at diplomacy much more annoying.]

Well, I hope there weren't any more injuries than necessary. I'll talk to him.

[--since Tenpou doesn't seem to be nursing any wounds, at least none too serious to hide under clothing, and if Hibari was genuinely trying to kill him then that speaks to a fairly high level of skill.]

[blossomstorm]

[ Well, Hibari definitely managed to annoy him. So if Hakkai feels personally obligated to do something about it, that seems fair.

He's also not giving him any more details since he's not asking. He nods instead. ]

Is he one of your goddess's shinki?

[ Surely there has to be an explanation for his involvement with someone like that. ]

[reformedsinner]

Oh, no. His god is Suzugamori Ren.

[Hakkai smiles brightly, securing the book he'd identified earlier under his arm. The avalanche has reached navigable levels, if he doesn't mind stepping around a few remaining knee-high piles of books, and he doesn't.]

I tried to choke him to death on his first day, so I feel a little obligation.

[blossomstorm]

[ He doesn't react to the 'choke him to death' comment, but he does stare at him when he says that bit about obligation. It's just a slight delay, but it's very obvious. ]

. . . Ah, I see. Well, good luck.

[reformedsinner]

Thank you. I'm sure I could use it.

[Hakkai laughs lightly.]

I'm afraid I should probably be on my way! Unless you need more help, of course?

[blossomstorm]

This was more than enough. Thank you for the help and the conversation. Enjoy that book.

[ Time to reply to Kenren, then. ]