[What's wrong with his robes, is what he was about to say, but then there's that question and he can't resist. He half turns away and smiles, reaching up to grab at the button where his robe comes together.]

You're asking me to strip in public? How scandalous... Putting on a show for all of these people, they'll definitely notice!

[He wants to do this, it's so clear. He unbuttons the first section of buttons to let his robe slip off a shoulder and reveal his hideous undershirt.]

But for you, I'll strip!