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Jae-Ha ([personal profile] razzledazzles) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2016-08-28 11:46 am

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Who: Jae-Ha ([personal profile] razzledazzles) & Hazel ([personal profile] churchbelle)
What: Two nerds go shopping / Also using this now for sad angst
When: April 17th / April 20th
Where: Out on the town... or something
Warnings: Don't look at them they're stupid

[They've been in this clothing store for ten minutes now, and Jae-Ha is already wondering what he's supposed to do with his own taste in fashion. He can't seem to find any of the long robes he likes, and the pants he's run across are too tight for his liking. He's not even looking at shoes, for some reason, and eventually, he slides over to pinch at the material of a strange looking coat with a collar that's too big.]

I don't think I've seen a single thing I can see myself in. Have you?
churchbelle: (does anyone feel incomplete)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe he needs 80 crepes to stay awake?? Jae-Ha kept him up, he should take responsibility.

This little shop, though... It's tiny enough to make him feel less invisible, which is nice. He peers through the menu before picking one of the excessively adorable crepes, one with excessively many banana slices all over it. Nice.]
churchbelle: (what happens when)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Hazel would be happy to go sit somewhere and not have to hold anyone's attention, thanks. He moseys over to a table by the front window, nudging his shopping bag under it as he sinks into a chair. Waiting for crepes...

And they look super delicious whenever they finally arrive, god bless this country.]


These're bigger in person, too. [so much... fruit..... tie to try a bite and fall in love with fancy crepes.] I've never had somethin' quite so sweet.
churchbelle: (take notes amazon)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[It's great... Buy him more.]

And we were drinkin' before dawn, so I'd say this day's a bit past followin' the rules.

[The mealtime rules. Anyway, look at Jae-Ha's crepe, that is so much food.] Is that really a whole piece of cake dropped right on top?
churchbelle: (the incredibly deep voice of the snail)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Does he want to try another man's cheesecake crepe heart attack on a plate?? Yes.]

If you're offerin'. Slide it over here. [He'll slide the banana paradise closer to Jae-Ha in return, if he wants to try that one.]
churchbelle: (+1 for "face balls")

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Where does he start with this crepe?? It's crepe and cake and there's even fruit pieces??? He'll try some of the cheesecake first.]

This thing'll clog up your whole damn heart before it's through. [v. sweet.........]
churchbelle: (the incredibly deep voice of the snail)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Not if he has a heart attack!! But whatever, they're so young and fit, they can have death crepes.]

I figured that was what the clothes were for.
churchbelle: (she's uglier than a mud fence)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, alright. I'm not complainin'! They're good!

[Look, he's enjoying his dessert lunch. Now he will enjoy eating all the bananas off first, like that's not weird...]
churchbelle: (Coral ???!?)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Delicious crepes... He will manage to swipe another forkful of that cheesecake before Jae-Ha inhales it, mark his words. But once they're through, he's never felt more full of sugar in his whole life. Spare him.]

I'm not tippin' off my feet. But I'm turnin' down another long walk, if that's what you're thinkin'.
churchbelle: (seigneur des lunettes)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
[God bless Jae-Ha and also naps.]

Now that's somethin' I can see the goodness in. [just say "yeah," Hazel.] It's been fun.
churchbelle: (least warlike warrior ever)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure ya will. Ya do know how to reach me.

[You know, whenever... and so the crepe lunch came to a dopey friendship end.]