008 | OVERFLOW

[godsoffortune]

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+ Yamato

[koukai_kirai]

[OOC: Continued from here!]

[He feels personally victimized.]

I've never seen him write any. His drawings are like a kid's, though.

I'm not sorry

[okitactless]

[You'd think, considering Yamato's deep affection for his new best friend, that Souji would be spared any ridicule.

You'd be wrong.]

Haha, I bet they look ridiculous! [This is the best news ever, Yamato's delighted by everything about this. He doesn't even notice the implication that Hijikata's known Souji for a while, so excited is he about bad art and poetry...]

Hey, Hijikata-san, what god are you again? [Do you really want to answer this when Yamato's still giggling...]

sob

[koukai_kirai]

[Why does he have a bad feeling about this.]

...Hachiman. Why?

[okitactless]

Wow, Hachiman-sama has so many talents... a god of war and bad haiku!

[YAMATO INHERITED SOUJI'S PUNKASSERY it isn't his fault but he can't be stopped]

[koukai_kirai]

Yamatonokami...

[Judging by his tone of voice, he may be on the verge of attempting to actually, literally eat the shinki's soul.]

[okitactless]

[Perhaps Yamato once knew the exact moment to turn and run for the hills when antagonizing Hijikata. As it is, warning bells are sounding, telling him it might be a good idea to start backing up, or, y'know, shut up. But apparently he's forgotten the limit, or grown complacement, because he's looking earnestly at Hijikata.]

I believe in you, Hachiman-sama. I have faith in your ability to write the worst haiku the world has ever read!

[Here Lies Yamato, murdered for not knowing when to Stop]

[koukai_kirai]

[Well, it's not like Yamato wasn't warned.]

[He's not going to get any more warning before Hijikata lobs the nearest item -- a mochi, thankfully -- rather hard towards his face.]

[okitactless]

Guwah--!

[AND DOWN HE GOES... he's going to have a mochi-shaped imprint on his forehead for like 20 minutes, someone save him.]

Don't waste food, Hijikata-san...

[koukai_kirai]

It's just sugar, it isn't really food anyway.

[okitactless]

Really? But sugar is used in so many things...

[He's. He's taking this literally.]

[koukai_kirai]

[Hijikata just gives Yamato a tired look. Maybe he'll let it go if he just doesn't say anything?? Because he really has no good answer for that.]