Uchiha Itachi (
candyconsumption) wrote in
thenearshore2016-10-03 10:07 pm
[ open! ] Not a Prodigy of Technology
Who: Uchiha Itachi and YOU!
What: Wandering Japan and trying to fit in...????
When: May 1!
Where: All Around Japan!!!
Warnings: NONE unless you're a warning.
OPTION ONE: Cellphone Blues
[ Itachi's standing outside of a large electronics store, gazing at a window display of what appears to be incredibly high-tech walkie-talkies that he's seen everyone carry around. He figured he probably needs one... but he doesn't know the first thing about them. He hasn't asked his god to help--mainly because he looks like a complete idiot (a cute idiot but still an idiot), and he doesn't feel any sort of affinity to them to ask for help. ]
[ So there he is, the 5'8" former ninja just peering into the window. Help him out? ]
OPTION TWO: Temple Worship
[ He's checking out some temples in the area. Whichever it is, it belongs to either you or your god! He's peering towards the structure with a curious expression on his face. ]
OPTION THREE: The Candy Man Can
[ If he were any closer to the window of the candy shop, he'd be licking it. He kind of wants to, if it would get him any closer to the candy inside. It all looks so good. He's waffling in between going in and getting some, but it seems like a waste of money. He should save it. He doesn't have a lot of it. ]
[ ...But... ]
What: Wandering Japan and trying to fit in...????
When: May 1!
Where: All Around Japan!!!
Warnings: NONE unless you're a warning.
OPTION ONE: Cellphone Blues
[ Itachi's standing outside of a large electronics store, gazing at a window display of what appears to be incredibly high-tech walkie-talkies that he's seen everyone carry around. He figured he probably needs one... but he doesn't know the first thing about them. He hasn't asked his god to help--mainly because he looks like a complete idiot (a cute idiot but still an idiot), and he doesn't feel any sort of affinity to them to ask for help. ]
[ So there he is, the 5'8" former ninja just peering into the window. Help him out? ]
OPTION TWO: Temple Worship
[ He's checking out some temples in the area. Whichever it is, it belongs to either you or your god! He's peering towards the structure with a curious expression on his face. ]
OPTION THREE: The Candy Man Can
[ If he were any closer to the window of the candy shop, he'd be licking it. He kind of wants to, if it would get him any closer to the candy inside. It all looks so good. He's waffling in between going in and getting some, but it seems like a waste of money. He should save it. He doesn't have a lot of it. ]
[ ...But... ]

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You look lost.
[ Zero's carrying a rather large porcelain doll. It's for a prayer okay! ]
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Zero-san. [ He greets him. ] ...What are... [ And his eyes drift down to the doll. ]
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Since you didn't know what what a car was, I figured that's the reason why you're standing out here with your nose pressed to the glass.
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Yes. I've been most people with one of these devices around. I hear there's a way to connect with other shinki and even the gods with one.
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option two
She puts a hand on her hip before calling out to this stranger.]
Can I help you?
I have ALWAYS wanted to play him against a Lightning omfg
[ He stands a bit straighter, even if he is not of impressive height: 5'8", but it does what it needs to. Itachi's red eyes flicker over her. ]
...I'm fine. [ He doesn't realize this is her temple. ]
uwu I have always wanted to play against an Itachi so we both win!
Then why are you loitering in front of my place?
Yeaaaah!
I didn't realize this was your temple. [ So then... she was a god? He gave her another look over. Yes. He could see it, someone as beautiful and astute as her fit his image of what a god should be like, if given the opportunity to voice such an opinion. ]
...Does that mean you're a god?
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option A | uh... warning for awkwardness?
Is he checking out phones?
So, shifting his shopping to one hand, he's just going to come up beside the other guy. ]
If you're looking for a phone, this store's a little overpriced.
i'm ready for anything!
...You can see me... [ Then, that meant... ]
sure you aaaaare
I'm from the Far Shore, too. A shinki.
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Itachi. [ A shinki is safe enough to give out a name. ]
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Looking up from his book when he hears someone approach, those slitted green eyes land heavily on the stranger. ]
What do you want?
[ How's that for a hello? ]
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...Nothing... other than uninterrupted observation. [ But he saw him, which meant... he was either a god or a shinki. He didn't know which one. ] Unless you are an authority that would disallow such a thing.
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[ Of course the real reason is a little deeper. Sephiroth is tired of people. Their presence. Their incessant chatter and motion. ]
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Number 2
Are you a friend of Archie's? I never see anyone come all the way over here!
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No, I'm afraid I don't know them.
I was just exploring, is all. [ A beat. ] ...Is this your temple?
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I do that a lot too. There's a bunch of places to explore.
[He nods]
I do live here but it's Archie's temple.
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But it's difficult to ignore the guy basically pressed up against the candy store window, and so he skims down through the sky to land on his half-curled ghostly tail behind the guy.]
Dude, even if most of the people here don't notice you until you punch them in the dick, someone's gonna lay eyes on the creeper pressing his face up against the shop window before long.
[Being a bright orange half-bird with a ghost tail, Davesprite can't really talk about being noticed, but oh well.]
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[ Punching them in the dick, though... ] ...I sincerely doubt you need to have that close of an encounter in order for them to see you. [ But that being said. ]
I was just looking at... the sweets. [ Maybe he was a little overzealous. ]
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Picking someone with headphones probably didn't help, but oh well.
Davesprite looks from Itachi to the shop front and back with an almost comically flat expression before he decides it's high time to point out the elephant in the room.]
Yeah, I kinda figured that one out as soon as I laid eyes on you. Any reason you're window shopping instead of shopping shopping, or are you one of my filthy freeloading jobless brethren.
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3;
But he needed to get out, which is how he ended up across the street from a candy shop and a very familiar figure practically drooling on the windows.
He'd told himself to put distance there, but at the same time... he can't bring himself to stick to that.
Crossing the street, Sasuke makes up his mind to at least say hi. Whether Itachi remembers him or not, it doesn't change the fact that the man is still someone very important to him. ] There are better ways to wash the glass than with your tongue, you know.
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Sasuke-sama. [ He greets formally, but he's trying to quell the slow flush rising up at the tops of his cheeks. ]
[ He didn't have a smart comeback for his lustful gaze into the window. ] No one can see me, so it hardly matters how I look into this or any window.
...Are you out exploring?
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I was bored and decided to take a walk.
[ But really, Itachi? Really? ]
You know, they can see you if they try, or if you do anything to call attention to yourself. I mean, you are kind of drooling all over their window... [ There is a way around that, though, and to that end, he heads for the door of the shop. ] Come with me.
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