Drunken Prayers [closed]

[brynwieldr]

Who: Leo and Niles
When: Evening of November 5th
Where: Near Shore, a bar somewhere
What: Rowdy patrons need to be controlled! Unleash the Niles!

[Leo settles in at the table he and Niles had claimed when they got to the bar, ready for a long night of keeping people from getting too drunk.]

We can do this one of two ways. Make them so uncomfortable they leave sober or turn the alcohol into something...less. Or we could do both. Thoughts?

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[brynwieldr]

[He actually starts to keep count as he casually starts to lower the alcohol level of various drinks. Some of them he can tell are probably going to be fine without his intervention, but if they're loud already....well.]

[deniles]

[The loud ones are the ones Niles easily takes care of. That is his specialty after all. There are a few that seem to get freaked out easily, but there are some that stay and even flirt back.

This? This is a nightmare.]

[brynwieldr]

[Well, that's not going well at all. When Leo sees that some of the people are staying and flirting back, he wipes the curse he was working away and starts to curse those particularly stubborn ones with stomach troubles.

Almost all of them run to the bathroom moments later.]

[deniles]

[Niles sighs and looks to Leo, walking up to him and shaking his head.]

This is going about as well as could be expected... why not make a tree appear in here and call it a day?

[brynwieldr]

Because we don't want to ruin the man's business.

[He sighs.]

Still, this isn't going very well...

[deniles]

...We could hit the people with a book.

/start of Prayer 58

[brynwieldr]

That's assault, Niles.

[deniles]

...Anyways, let's hit people with a book.

[brynwieldr]

Niles, unless they are an ayakashi I am not hitting people with Brynhildr.

[deniles]

But if we hit them with Brynhildr, we'll find out for sure if they are one or not.

[brynwieldr]

No, only if I hit them with you. Brynhildr'll just annoy people.

[deniles]

I'm okay with that. Let's do it.

[brynwieldr]

No, Nil--

[Leo freezes and glances out the window.]

...outside.

[deniles]

[He pauses... and then grumbles.]

Just when we were going to have fun... alright.

[brynwieldr]

We're about to have a lot more fun if I'm right about what's coming this way.

[deniles]

Then I suggest we get started.

[He's ready to go when you are.]

[brynwieldr]

[Leo nods and leads the way outside to where, sure enough, the ayakashi causing most of the problems can be seen bouncing around between signs.]

Well.

[deniles]

...Well. Shall we begin?

[Fighting, that is, not standing around and gawking.]

[brynwieldr]

Mhm. What's stage is the moon in?

[Or: does Niles want to stay human as long as possible or go book-form now?]

[deniles]

The stage of hitting an ayakashi with a book.

[Let's go.]

[brynwieldr]

Then come, Tsukki.

[Time to bash.]

[deniles]

[Here's ur book.]

Let's begin.

[brynwieldr]

Do you think getting it to beat itself on your shield will work, or should we crush it against you?

[deniles]

Let's crush it. It'll be the most satisfying.

[brynwieldr]

You know, I should really remember that if there's a choice between bloodthirsty and calm you will almost always choose bloodthirsty.

[Whatever. Leo switches Niles for Brynhildr for a moment to summon trees and lure the ayakashi their way.]