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Sho Minamimoto ([personal profile] piphilologize) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2016-08-25 11:32 pm

Susano'o Trashes Heaven

Who: Sho Minamimoto vs. Everyone!
What: Susano'o decides to take on Heaven. Chaos results.
When: All day April 19
Where: All around the Heavens
Summary: In a bid to take over Heaven, Sho has unleashed an apocalyptic number of taboo ayakashi the biggest Heaven-wrecking godmode weapon this side of the Far Shore. It doesn't end well. Get ready for spring cleaning 2.0.
Warnings: Math, strong language, casual disembowelment and other violence, NPC death, potential for character death.

12:00:00 PM
Susano'o, Selfies, and the Subjugation of Heaven


As he'd revealed in his 3 AM BBS post, Sho has a variety of fascinating ayakashi that he wants to share with the world. By noon, several large heaps located in various parts of Heaven have caught on fire and there is a massive outpouring of taboo ayakashi.

Concentrated primarily near the Meeting Hall and Susano'o's junk heap of a temple, these ayakashi attack shinki and gods on sight. They're vicious, powerful, and the only way to defeat them is the power of teamwork.

At 2 PM, Joshua will be providing some helpful tips. Meanwhile, Sho will be teleport-spamming throughout Heaven. Feel free to text him, but he'll stop answering right around the time Bishamon and Hajime start to catch up to him. (Picowatt will be helping out from there on!)

Save Heaven 2K16? (Details here!)

03:14:15 PM
Boss Fight: Seiten Taisei and the Neoclassical Drakes


It's the zero hour, exactly 43,200 seconds since he posted his warning to the BBS when Sho decides to change the game. Heaven has rallied against him, gods and shinki alike, and it's time to pull out the big guns.

In the air above the Meeting Hall, he unleashes thirteen Neoclassical Drakes before releasing Seiten Taisei.

And, suddenly, it's entrails everywhere.

??:??:??
Post-Battle Spring Cleaning


Well, the day is saved, but there's a metric ton left to do. The mass slaughter left a bit of a bloody mess, and Susano'o has shrines on the Near Shore covered in graffiti that can turn any stray ayakashi into the taboo sort. Weird and corrupt magics all over the place, some of which are on fire. His junkyard temple is burning merrily, and there are still some stray taboo ayakashi to put down.

Anyone ready for Spring Cleaning 2.0? Grab a mop.
pachintoki: (gonna die on this desk)

[personal profile] pachintoki 2016-08-30 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[This was the worst. This was embarrassing. He really didn't want to throw up in front of her.]

You don't think? Yeah, nothing's gonna fix this except maybe some life coaching. . . or maybe some asshole deciding not to try to tear up the heavens. . .

[He'll rub the bridge of his nose, still on the ground. He must look so pathetic; he feels so lame.]

Could you maybe just like . . . go away . . . and maybe you could pretend this never happened, too. . .

. . . or I guess water would help.
Edited 2016-08-30 21:12 (UTC)
sanzohoshi: (U asked everyone for their hoodies)

[personal profile] sanzohoshi 2016-08-31 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it'd certainly help. [She laughs at that. Yeah everything would probably be a lot better if people weren't trying to bring down all of heaven for whatever fucking reason. Why did these people never learn.

Sanzang rests her hands on her hips, looking down at him with a sort of pity.
]

I'll get you water. [She teleports away (gosh god powers are convenient) and then back in relatively short time. Not that it matters, she doubts he'd be able to get away even if she'd taken an hour or more.

Either way she offers the glass of water out to him
]

Do you want me to take the pain away at least? [His head is probably pounding or something, right?]
pachintoki: (hangover or just your voice)

[personal profile] pachintoki 2016-09-01 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll watch her blip out of existence and just keep laying on the grass. This was shit. He was shit. He was terrible for making such a pleasant and helpful woman get him some water. She was pretty too. This was the worst.

He'll sit up so at least he's not laying down when she comes back. He's moved away from that unfortunate spot where he threw up, too. Sure, he hasn't felt this bad this morning, but this is what running around fighting shitty ghosts did to someone who already had a hangover.

When she comes back, he'll wordlessly drink the whole glass eagerly, wiping at his mouth with the back of his hand.]


You can. . . can you actually do that?

[A god who might be able to get rid of a hangover headache? Sign him up. He'd be her friend for life if she really could make it go away.]

I mean, I'm not gonna say no so . . . if you don't have anything better to do.

[tsun.]
sanzohoshi: (I'm gonna lurk in the bushes)

[personal profile] sanzohoshi 2016-09-01 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep, yep! It's no problem! [Tsun all you want, Gintoki, Sanzang's pretty used to it.

She steps up and pats him gently on the head, before leaving her hand there a moment to take away the pain. Unfortunately it goes right to her, which she isn't fond of, but it... it's fine. It's fine. She takes a deep breath and smiles, slightly pained, but there nonetheless.
]

There, feel better? It won't last forever, but you should feel much better for a few hours at least!