Susano'o Trashes Heaven

[piphilologize]

Who: Sho Minamimoto vs. Everyone!
What: Susano'o decides to take on Heaven. Chaos results.
When: All day April 19
Where: All around the Heavens
Summary: In a bid to take over Heaven, Sho has unleashed an apocalyptic number of taboo ayakashi the biggest Heaven-wrecking godmode weapon this side of the Far Shore. It doesn't end well. Get ready for spring cleaning 2.0.
Warnings: Math, strong language, casual disembowelment and other violence, NPC death, potential for character death.

12:00:00 PM
Susano'o, Selfies, and the Subjugation of Heaven

As he'd revealed in his 3 AM BBS post, Sho has a variety of fascinating ayakashi that he wants to share with the world. By noon, several large heaps located in various parts of Heaven have caught on fire and there is a massive outpouring of taboo ayakashi.

Concentrated primarily near the Meeting Hall and Susano'o's junk heap of a temple, these ayakashi attack shinki and gods on sight. They're vicious, powerful, and the only way to defeat them is the power of teamwork.

At 2 PM, Joshua will be providing some helpful tips. Meanwhile, Sho will be teleport-spamming throughout Heaven. Feel free to text him, but he'll stop answering right around the time Bishamon and Hajime start to catch up to him. (Picowatt will be helping out from there on!)

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03:14:15 PM
Boss Fight: Seiten Taisei and the Neoclassical Drakes

It's the zero hour, exactly 43,200 seconds since he posted his warning to the BBS when Sho decides to change the game. Heaven has rallied against him, gods and shinki alike, and it's time to pull out the big guns.

In the air above the Meeting Hall, he unleashes thirteen Neoclassical Drakes before releasing Seiten Taisei.

And, suddenly, it's entrails everywhere.

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Post-Battle Spring Cleaning

Well, the day is saved, but there's a metric ton left to do. The mass slaughter left a bit of a bloody mess, and Susano'o has shrines on the Near Shore covered in graffiti that can turn any stray ayakashi into the taboo sort. Weird and corrupt magics all over the place, some of which are on fire. His junkyard temple is burning merrily, and there are still some stray taboo ayakashi to put down.

Anyone ready for Spring Cleaning 2.0? Grab a mop.

Comments

[disciplineking]

I don't care about your so-called heroic sacrifices. I didn't ask to work with a degenerate like you. Take me back now, or I will bite you to death instead.

[He couldn't really hold a tonfa with his left hand, but the right one was still good, and swung towards the god. His blows were erratic, showing he didn't actually care about fighting Deku; the prey that he was going after was out of his reach.]

My power is nothing like yours.

[fullcowl]

[Izuku just catches it, reflexes enhanced well beyond a normal human's with One for All active.]

We aren't going back until we come up with a plan.

Explain your power.

[disciplineking]

[The problem was he didn't want to cooperate at all, especially not with another god-a chill went through him at the thought of being turned a Nora again, and the only thing that kept that at bay was the fact that this was some monsterous form of Goku, not an actual ayakashi.

Still, the last thing he wanted was to reveal his powers to someone he did not know or trust.] Why should I trust you, degenerate god? If that thing wasn't apt to kill us all, I'd almost think you'd want an edge on me.

[He ripped his tonfa out of Deku's grip, only to swing it down again, hard.]

I already have a plan, herbivore. I'm going to trap that thing in an air-tight prison. And if an herbivore like you gets in the way I'll just take you down too.

[fullcowl]

I want that threat contained as much as we're able- and my power as Aidos lets me share powers between two people.

[He doesn't teleport, but he does manage to get out of the way of the swing.]

While you're wasting energy on me, that guy's ripping apart heaven. We'd be more effective knowing about each other.

You think you can manage that quickly enough it won't notice? Or do you need a distraction?

[disciplineking]

Of course I can, degenerate. Roll, Reverse Needle Sphere please.

[He didn't ask for nor want Deku's power, even if it was something that might aid him. Something so sudden and dangerous wasn't trustworthy, especially with his arm in this condition.

Still, on that command, the hedgehog squeaked from Hibari's hair and suddenly a haze of purple smoke billowed out, obscuring both of their vision. It was thick and yet easy to breathe through, yet when it cleared Deku would find himself and Hibari trapped under a large dome, with several huge, sharp spikes pointing directly at them.]

Do you really think you should doubt me at this point? My power is propogation. That's all you need to know.

[fullcowl]

[... Hedgehog? Is really the first thing he thinks before he concedes.

It's an interesting power, one he'd like to study more about if they weren't trying to deal with Seiten Taisei. Does it originate from him or does it come from the hedgehog- if it comes from the hedgehog how does he control it?]

Sudden, but not instant.

He seemed like he could teleport. [It could be he was moving too fast for the eye to really catch it though. Super speed is always a possibility, considering the strength and his ruthlessness.]

[disciplineking]

He can't teleport, idiot, he's moving just like Goku does, only faster. You just don't have the skills to be able to track him like that.

[Well, Hibari didn't exactly either, but somehow he felt he was very accostomed to fighting unearthly fast people-maybe other flame wielders. Unfortunately it meant he had to tell this god another ability of his.]

My flames can also act as a radar. Now take me back.

[fullcowl]

[He'll take another moment to consider, weigh his options, and then he's turning One for All back on and teleporting them back to the scene of the fight.]

monkey time probably

[disciplineking]

[Hibari was never going to get used to teleporting so suddenly, even when it was finally something he wanted. Still, he broke away from Deku, looking around the battlefield for whatever once was Goku.

There was the crater that he'd somehow left in the ground-this kid may have been a coward to him, but he certainly had power-but there wasn't any sign of the monster. Hibari wasn't activating any of his powers until he saw it, and right now it was eireely quiet.]