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hazel grouse ([personal profile] churchbelle) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2016-09-24 04:49 pm

what's happening here (mostly open)

Who: Hazel and Keito, Hazel and Pals (you)
What: pal stuff, yahoo answers
When: April 29 and/or later, I'm not picky
Where: around....
Warnings: well, the links contain questionably nsfw text, and the Jae-Ha thread contains definitely nsfw text, oops

APRIL 29.... hello Keito
[It's real nice of that Keito kid to have made all of these worksheets for Japanese study, really. Hazel was surprised the other day, when Jae-Ha suddenly delivered them to him with his usual Jae-Ha flourishing, but he's kind of touched by it too... Hooter Kid isn't so bad.

The problem with having a magical spoken understanding of a language but only a very basic written understanding of it is this: he still can't read some of this. How does he do practice worksheets if he can't read them??

He decides he might as well call Keito, because why not call someone he's only ever spoken to on the internet. That's fine. Ring ring, nerd.]



A. YahooAnswersTXT
[So, as a (false) god with a domain of great things like love and youth and poetic inspiration, the prayers Hazel gets custom-tailored to himself sure are... as interesting as one would expect. Since he's been thinking for a few days now about what he should actually do as a (totally fake) god, taking into account his misgivings about the whole thing but still wanting to help normal people— well, he's decided to check Aengus' shrine every so often to see what he can do.

For the people. The people who really, desperately need help with love and youth, at least... The prayers manifest as plaques and handwritten tags hung on the shrine, so that anyone walking by can see exactly what he's dealing with, generally speaking.

Is this worth it... he doesn't even get paid, technically... He gingerly picks one up by its corner, not actually daring to pull it off the shrine in case that means he has to commit to it or something.]


Just one...? Mercy, I don't know what I did to deserve this.

[please..... this is harassment] The poor souls sure are in need...


B. hazel joins a gang
[Or: if you catch him in a variety of stores, he may be:
1. wearing a leather jacket, and shopping for more leather jackets
2. staring at a snack food and commenting that they Sure Are Tasteless Around Here
or
3. something else!! WILDCARD
He sure is out and about...]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-03 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Am I? I'd love to hear what you're feeling. Should I listen to your heart? I bet it sounds interesting right now.

[This is too much fun. He'd tumble around with him and smooch all over if they weren't both disgusting messes.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-03 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'm feeling that way, as well.

[Ugh, that's precious. His fingers smooth even more of Hazel's hair back as he admires him.] I can't keep my hands or my eyes off of you, either.
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-03 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Bored? Of those good looks?

[He laughs, eating up that cheek smooch as he tries to tug them closer still. They can't get much closer than this, though.] And you have a heart to match. I'd never grow bored.
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-03 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh no, look at him... Jae-Ha feels warmer just watching this, and fondly he moves to kiss the top of Hazel's head. He can deal with his dirty lips in this sweet moment.]

I'm only stating the truth.
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-03 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going anywhere.

[They can nap in filth and then have to extra scrub it off in the shower, yes. Jae-Ha holds him close, and he's definitely tired and comfortable enough to close his eyes, but he might actually take a little bit to fall asleep himself. But he'll still nap if Hazel does, comforted by how close he is.]