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[razzledazzles]

Who: Jae-Ha & Hazel
What: Random gifts.
When: 5/3
Where: Hazel's temple
Warnings: I will update if necessary,,, it's always necessary god damn it r18 shit in here

[Jae-Ha had started this morning out by heading over to the near shore and doing some shopping. He had to buy more clothes, first of all, for various reasons, and then there was something else he was interested in. So, by the time he comes back, he has a variety of bags slung over his arms.

He waits until most of it is taken care of and put away before moving to find the couch that Hazel's sitting on. His fingers are curled loosely into his palms, but his sleeves are long enough that this probably just seems normal as he moves over.]

Come here. [That's his greeting as he sits down next to him, holding his arms out expectantly for Hazel to sit up a bit more.]

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[razzledazzles]

That's why I plan on thanking you so thoroughly.

[Is anything appropriate anymore? Probably not. Jae-Ha is done looking at strange packages for now, just watching Hazel as he pushes this cart around behind him. This is fine.]

I'm sure you won't let me down. By the way, I've read that there are also items you can purchase for this kind of thing...

[They're still at a supermarket... He just mentioning this offhand, though, really.]

[churchbelle]

[Nothing is ever appropriate. They'll have a pure dinner and impure night, that's fine. Dinner is a perfect excuse, not that there has to be an excuse in the first place...

Also: oh yeah. He sure was sore as hell for ages, so. Great idea, but also they're in the supermarket.] We'll have to swing by another store.

[...] So, ya read? What else are ya readin'?

[How many tabs are open on that phone right now about properly screwing a dude?? Maybe Hazel should clear out his stupid browser again, jesus.]

[razzledazzles]

That's a secret. ♥

[No, he's just trying to be cute. It's hardly a secret now that he has multiple tabs just open to this... Hazel probably should help him at some point before he manages to get a virus on his smart phone.

At least he feels quite educated on so many technical things, now.]

I'm sure whatever store we'll need to find can't be far from here. [They need it ASAP, for reasons, so they can go after they pick up their turkey sandwich supplies. All of this seems fine and normal.]

[churchbelle]

[Don't ever let anyone else borrow that phone... Hazel will check it once a week for him to make sure he's not destroying it in some way. The sexy secrets... and Jae-Ha won't even tell him!!] You've got no sense of fun.

[tell him,]

Why don't ya look that up on your phone, too? [He's teasing, but like, it would save time. So.]

[razzledazzles]

This is coming from the man who's decided the kitchen is off limits? It's not as if you won't find out.

[Who's no fun here?? Gosh. Still, he blinks down and reaches in his pocket to take out his phone, like oh! He hadn't realized that was an option.]

Could I really do that? [He's trying right now, and now he's useless at pushing this shopping cart. He can barely walk, give him time.]

[churchbelle]

[Oh okay just stop right there in the middle of the aisle. Hazel shuffles to a stop only after he realizes Jae-Ha and the cart are not two steps behind him, coming back to maybe peek at his phone. Show him.]

The suspense is killin' me. [....] Are ya really that disappointed about the kitchen?

[razzledazzles]

[Hmm... It's cute that he's asking. As Jae-Ha searches for this store in the most embarrassing way possible, he pauses just long enough to look over at Hazel with a smirk.]

It's just that I find it rather exciting when we end up wherever we may. The counter may be thrilling, for example...

[Stop him... He's finding sex shops as well as random convenience store things that would have this, now.]

[churchbelle]

[Watching an old man google sex shops sure is an experience Hazel is having right now. Pick a store, Jae-Ha...]

The counter would be plenty uncomfortable. [Also, food goes there... Doing it in the hallway was great, but the counter might just be too much discomfort. Put a couch in the kitchen,]

[razzledazzles]

The table?

[Jae-Ha....!!!! But somehow, through the miracle of using his phone so much, he's able to locate the closest store. He studies this map.] This should work, shouldn't it?

[churchbelle]

[The table... get him a pillow at least, god.] Not the kitchen table.

[the game room table, wait,

Anyway he's looking at this phone map, here in the supermarket, where they're lucky no one notices them.] That'll do. Let's finish up here.

[razzledazzles]

[Not the kitchen table, but another table?? Alright, he's down for that. It's not like his kinks are specific to the kitchen. They can leave the food area pure. But that gives him hope for other things...

And with these less than pure thoughts, he'll keep it to himself and allow this shopping trip to continue. Sliding the phone away, he puts his hands back on the cart to move it along.]

Yes, let's go. [They can finish up with Hazel's list, turkey sandwich things, and then manage to either teleport it all back or have Jae-Ha carry it in a bag as they get their less than appropriate items. Eventually they'll go back home with all of their...supplies.]

[churchbelle]

[Okay, but he still wants a pillow!! Let him be comfortable or he'll be too busy whining for anything else. Just conveniently leave a pillow in the room so that the spontaneity kink isn't tarnished... that's fine.

Anyway, the rest of this shopping trip proceeds without incident. Hazel probably has at least one inappropriately quoted Bible verse for this occasion, buying sex stuff, and he thinks it's very funny even if Jae-Ha has no idea what he's talking about. Great!!

Back home...] I s'pose I oughta get started on cookin' all this. Keep me company.

[Ugh, work. He hates hobbies.]

[razzledazzles]

I should have found a cute apron for you to wear.

[Hmm, that leads to more kitchen fantasies, though, so he'll hold those back. Instead, he follows eagerly along as Hazel moves to get started on this. He'll behave with the knowledge that more is to come later. All is well.

Moving over to the closest chair, he sits in it backwards and rests his arms over the back of it, leaning his chin there so he can watch Hazel.]

I'll be right here. Won't it be nice for you to eat food you're more familiar with? There's plenty of reason to be excited.

[churchbelle]

[Too many kitchen fantasies!! He'll go put on Jae-Ha's shirt when he's done cooking, look forward to that instead.

But anyway, once he's through laying out what he'll need in roughly the order he'll need it (he thinks), it's... so much... There's so much work here.]

Oh, I'm feelin' somethin', alright. [blurgh] I'm already tired.

[But here, he'll start with... peeling Too Many potatoes. Mistakes were already made.]

[razzledazzles]

[Jae-Ha chuckles at that, watching him peel all of these potatoes from the comfort of this chair. What a nice change this is.]

Don't act so old when you're so young. Your hard work will pay off in the end, so keep that in mind. It's also quite enjoyable for me to watch.

[churchbelle]

[This is the worst turnabout ever... Jae-Ha better love this feast of heart attack food he's about to be served. Hazel wiggles the peeler at him, pointedly.]

Beg pardon, but only one of us thought I was already pushin' 25. [someone elderly] I'm powerfully glad you're enjoyin' yourself.

[razzledazzles]

It's because you act like this.

[Like, the hair combed back also throws him off, but he'll keep that to himself. Ahh, he's so ready to be treated to Hazel cooking and being grumpy about it, and also the food that will come from it.]

Should I compliment you as you work? You seemed so embarrassed the last time I tried that.

[churchbelle]

[His hairstyle is great and fashionable, thanks. Potatoes, potatoes... one day he'll be able to move on and dump them into a pot to boil so he can move on to mac n cheese prep. This multitasking could in no way go wrong.]

Well, y'made it sound ridiculous. We don't need to talk about my peelin' technique.

[don't do it dweeb]

[razzledazzles]

It's hard to ignore such gentle hands.

[But a peeler is way less cute than a watering tin, so. His arms stay over the back of the chair even as he lifts his head.] I'd offer to help, but then it wouldn't truly be something you made on your own. I can't go and ruin it like that.

Actually, I'm a little worried that even my calm words will distract you. [Even when he's behaving!!]

[churchbelle]

That's why you're stayin' on your side.

[This as he wiggles a block of cheese at Jae-Ha, this time. Jae-Ha stays on his side of the counter and no one gets distracted and burns three different meals in creative ways. Perfect.]

Don't just sit there leavin' me with cheese and potatoes for entertainment, though. [Talk to him... he's not into cooking enough yet to not literally get bored while slicing cheese.]

[razzledazzles]

My, you're so eager for gossip.

[Since that's all he ever has to talk about, he just assumes.] That rather violent man who shoved me into the hot springs tried to kick my leg, and assumed I was a robot. I meet so many interesting people thanks to the internet.

[churchbelle]

[THAT'S...... not the entertainment he had in mind. Jae-Ha, the internet is bad for you??]

A robot. [a fucking......] I'm beginnin' to think you're actually just unlucky, even without the internet.

[razzledazzles]

[He just laughs.]

It's natural for strange people to flock to a beautiful monster. [Probably. It makes sense to him.] To be fair, I didn't actually want to fight much myself, so I antagonized him until he put in the effort for me.

[churchbelle]

[are u calling him weird]

Y'sure do have odd ways of makin' friends. Most importantly, didja win?

[Should he be proud or just embarrassed?? He can be both.]

[razzledazzles]

Of course I did.

[Gosh, what do you take him for, Hazel?? Well, it's all perspective anyway, but he thinks he won.] But they were all too hot-headed for me. I don't think I could do it again...

[Aside from the practicing he promised to the cute small child, but that's different. He's making himself do that.] I was just able to confirm that the strength of this leg is incredible.