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Who: Hazel and u
What: small priest is heckled by trees and literature
When: May 21~23 or so, flexible
Where: Far Shore places
Warnings: hazel and jae-ha have an active sex life
Summary: heckle

I. spooky trees
[It is what it sounds like: somewhere on the Far Shore, anywhere on the Far Shore, where Hazel is and where you, the witness, also happen to be, Hazel is making his way ~~downtown~~ around minding his own business like a man being followed. Or: he keeps looking over his shoulder, or stopping abruptly to look suddenly off to one side, or do all manner of things that look very much like he's trying to catch someone sneaking up on him.

But there isn't anyone there, because of course there isn't. Eventually, exasperated, he just comes to a natural stop and announces to the air:] Even the dang trees're nosy.

[have you ever been stalked by a spooky forest]

II. what kind of dewey decimal is this
[There's a library and new gods are being invited to come. That's enough for Hazel to finally nose around in there, after staying very much away from anything involving being within spitting distance of the old gods before now. He's a sight to behold when any individual old god passes by and expects a greeting, all manners and flattery and unpleasant looks the moment their backs are turned. He'd give them a rude gesture for the road, but that's far too improper for him.

But when he's not making childish faces at other gods' backs, he's trying to find... anything at all worthwhile in this place. There's nothing in order. It's a wreck. He can't find a single thing, and for all his practicing there are still plenty of kanji he's never seen before, so the older books in particular are brutal...

He pauses, picks a book up off a shelf, and frowns at it.] I can't even remember lookin' for this, it was so long ago.

[He has been here for Hours.]

III. wildcard
[hello what would you like to do? please ask and I can deliver]

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[They have like, five minutes tops before Hazel is too bothered by his own pants to wear them while cuddling, so make the most of it. He laughs, breathless still, and shifts to wrap his arms around Jae-Ha when he comes close enough. Hello, birthday boy.]

Love you, too. [He really is a mess... the clock is ticking.] You're real good at that.

[at lewd shoujo things]

[Half of the fun is waiting until Hazel can't take the mess, honestly. For now, he enjoys kissing at him lazily, one of his hands lifting to twirl some of Hazel's hair around his finger.]

That's a relief. You're so beautiful when you're turned on that I can't take it. It makes me want to encourage it as much as possible. [Aka, to the max, extra lewd. Right now, even with the gross mess he's made, Jae-Ha is cuddling more affectionately than ever. Hazel smells nice and comfortable like always, and Jae-Ha feels so warm leaving him with these tiny, lazy kisses along his neck and jaw, finger playing with his hair. Everything about this day is perfect. Everything about them being together seems so perfect.

He's sure there will be struggles and other things to deal with along the way, but right now, he's so comfortable that he's confident they can get through it all no matter what.]

[Extra lewd and yet, the cutest ever... Hazel definitely thinks this, hugging him closer and humming appreciatively at those little kisses. He loves every part of Jae-Ha, but super affectionate Jae-Ha is up there on his list of favorites. This is nice, plain and simple, and he's not even thinking about the mess yet.]

I can't help how much seein' ya hot and bothered gets me goin', so it's all your own fault.

[Romance...]

[Ah, that's so lewd and Jae-Ha loves it. A laugh bubbles out, full and happy as he presses his smile into Hazel's neck. His hand lets Hazel's hair slip from his grip, but he lets his palm rest at his head just behind his ear, holding him close. Hazel, his Hazel. How nice...]

Then don't forget that you've told me I can wear one of those ribbons all night.

[Ugh, he's so cute, what the fuck. Hazel can't take it. He traces a lazy, nonsense pattern on Jae-Ha's back, shifting just enough to press a kiss to his temple.]

Oh, you're already anglin' for more. I'm lookin' forward to it, don't worry.

[That tracing feels so nice, and Jae-Ha gives a little shiver to show it. Laughing a little more breathy against Hazel's neck, he hums eagerly.]

I'm full of requests, aren't I? I even have another. Would you like to take a bath with me?

[The tracing will continue... Until they have to get up, maybe, which might be soon given that Jae-Ha's request is timed perfectly with Hazel's tolerance of his pants running out.]

Mercy, I can't think of a single thing I'd like more.

[Heheheh. He's so proud of himself for making a mess out of Hazel, look at his face.]

Great. I'll run the water, so I'll let you find your way out of your clothes and meet you there. How's that? [He'll spare him the shame of watching, but also, he wants to make this bath at least a little romantic. Baths are way easier to cuddle in, too...

He kisses his lips once more, long and sweet, before he rolls off of him and steps off the bed, stretching. He'll just leave his clothes and ribbons in here, he guesses... It's fine. But he does finally pull the ribbon out of his hair, too.]

We can go in this one, over here... [He points to indicate whichever of who knows how many bathrooms are in this house, and then he'll head that way. Yes...!!]

[Lewd boy, begone from here and run his bathwater, thanks. Hazel hums something more or less to this effect, putting on airs like he's annoyed by Jae-Ha's smug lewdness but he really isn't... jeez. He sits up after Jae-Ha, already fiddling with the button of his pants and frowning at how they are genuinely soaked through. Jesus, Jae-Ha.]

Sure, sure. I'll be there in a minute.

[He needs to hold a viking funeral for these pants first, holy shit!! But no, he'll wiggle his way out of them and his equally ruined underwear, which he'll just abandon in a shameful pile with his shirt, wherever that went. Then he'll head off to find the bathroom and Jae-Ha, fussing his hair into a more presentable mess as he peers in from the doorway.] Ready?

[By the time Hazel pokes his head in, Jae-Ha is leaning over the bathtub and letting his hand test the water. It's full of bubbles and smells really nice, so he must have used some fancy product for this. He figures that's enough to set a nice mood and they don't need candles or rose petals or anything like that.

So, at the voice, he'll stop flashing his ass to Hazel and turn around with a smile.] It's just about full, so we can get in.

[He'll get in first since he has so much leggie, so he'll step in now, setting down before he gestures for Hazel to join him.]

[Hmm, nice ass, he approves. He's perfectly fine loitering here and admiring the view until Jae-Ha is settled... Then of course he'll come over to climb into the bath after him. He's facing the same way so he can slide back into Jae-Ha's lap and lean back against his chest, but feel free to spin him around at will, birthday boy.

This is nice... He pokes a bubble, smiling.] Well, it smells real good in here.

[For now, he likes Hazel just where he is. His knees raise a little in the water, peeking through the bubbles on each side of Hazel as his hands run down Hazel's arms. He rests his chin on Hazel's shoulder, smiling.]

Doesn't it? There are so many nice bathtubs in this temple, so we should make good use of them.

[Good, what a nice Jae-Ha he has here to settle against. After a moment he reaches for one of Jae-Ha's hands, threading their fingers together to hold on gently.]

Lofty goals. Are ya still tryin' to fool around in all the bedrooms? [They're so thirsty, this is a much more difficult goal because who has the patience to stop and find a room...??]

It's exciting to try for it, isn't it? [That sort of distracted, too-eager-to-stop heat is exactly why aiming for this goal is fun. Eventually they'll stumble into every room in this house. He chuckles into Hazel's neck.]

I'll leave interesting items in every one. It will be like a game. [He's probably joking...]

[Is he, though... Hazel can't help but wonder.]

Well, nothin' that'll spoil if nobody finds it, alright?

[He laughs.]

And the most questionable items will be hidden in the hardest-to-find rooms. [He kisses at his neck again, admiring the mark from the rough kiss he'd given him earlier. Still keeping his fingers laced with Hazel's, he guides them down the front of Hazel's chest.]

Out of consideration for all those visitors we get spendin' the night, sure. I get it.

[Hmm, yes, this is silly but sure. He tilts his head a little to invite more kisses, squeezing Jae-Ha's fingers to encourage more of that, too. Whatever the birthday boy wants...!!]

[What the birthday boy wants right now is to clean Hazel, of course! Well, with sensual touches all the way down his body to the affected areas. So. Sexy cleaning. He kisses at Hazel's shoulder next, much more open-mouthed as he hums.]

It's all to make sure you won't be embarrassed, you know.

[Sexy cleaning... acceptable. Hazel trails his free hand up Jae-Ha's arm, then blindly into his hair at the back of his head. Go on, yes, that's nice.]

Well, thanks for thinkin' of me for your lil scavenger hunt.

I'm always thinking of you.

[He guides their laced-together hands down to Hazel's thigh, smoothing there and brushing past his length as he kisses more at his shoulder. His other hand slips up, tracing over his chest, circling around a nipple, and then moving up to press fingers curiously at Hazel's lips.]

Right now, I'm thinking of you on my lap.

[Just shoving bathwater right in his mouth, hot. Or: Hazel hums, curling his fingers in Jae-Ha's hair as his hands wander, and he can't help but shudder at even touches as simple as these after how deprived he felt the whole time he still had his pants on.

The fingers against his lips, though- he doesn't say anything in response to that comment, kissing Jae-Ha's fingers instead before parting his lips just enough to give his fingertips a little suck. This is productive for cleaning...]

[This is very productive for cleaning. You see, if they're going to be dirty again, it's good to do it before they clean up. He lets out a little breath at the suck on his fingertips, experimentally slipping them in a little more. This is fine, this is just fine.]

Even on my birthday, tell me if I'm too much. [In any way. Like, he just mouthed all over his pants, but he's still going to say this as he slips fingers into his mouth and kisses at his neck from behind. His other hand, still linked with one of Hazel's, moves down to stroke slowly along his length. He's cleaning. Definitely.]

[This guy... Hazel hums around his fingers, sucking at them more pointedly now. They're definitely getting clean here, in one way or another. He feels like he wants to press back against Jae-Ha's hips and forward into his hand- both their hands- at once, and he compromises with a soft sound and sliding his hand out of Jae-Ha's hair to squeeze his thigh instead.

Cleaning. Yes. He leans way from Jae-Ha's lewd fingers just enough to speak,] You're too good, that's what. I do recall sayin' I wanted to feel even more, earlier...

[Now he'll press back against Jae-Ha, hey.]

[Ah, he likes all of that. The push back against him gets a soft noise that he presses into Hazel's shoulder. Then, his lips brush up to his neck, and then to his ear. He nips at his earlobe, guiding their joined hands to wrap loose fingers around Hazel's length. He encourages him to slowly stroke himself once or twice as a low hum sounds near his ear.]

Then let's feel as much as possible. Can you turn around and face me? [Not that he's giving him room to, here...]

[This is definitely closer to the "more" Hazel wanted to feel earlier, thanks. He makes another quiet noise for each touch of Jae-Ha's lips against his neck and ear, squeezing Jae-Ha's thigh and slipping his hand back toward his hip. How is he supposed to focus on touching himself and turning around at the same time, especially in this position...]

Gotta give me a touch more space, darlin'. [He turns his head instead, kissing at whatever part of Jae-Ha he can reach and stroking himself with a slow, shuddering breath. Let him turn all the way around, gosh.]

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