Misaki Why

[monkeyblue]

Who: Fushimi, Yata, everyone at their temple, and anyone the idiot hothead punk would invite to a pizza-and-gaming 'party' for Fushimi.
When: November 7th
Where: Xihe's Temple
What: Fushimi remembered his birthday is on November 7th. He told Yata.

Closed to Misaki

[Fushimi actually went to sleep at a decent hour, so he's sprawled over their bed sound asleep when the sun is rising instead of grumbling about only getting two hours of sleep that night before the sun rose.]

General Shenans

[So after getting his "present" (a cat, really Misaki?) from his over-excited boyfriend (who also got himself a cat because Misaki is weak), Fushimi really doesn't know what to expect for the rest of the day.

What to expect is, apparently, pizza, games, and people he vaguely knows being invited to come over? What the fuck is this?

Still, Fushimi is going to be nice and be social for a few hours so Misaki doesn't sulk at him. Poke the birthday boy, poke people coming to poke the birthday boy, Chikusa you are not invited, Judar stop threatening the cats.]

Comments

[thevanguard]

Tch.

[ He's rolling his eyes, but lets himself be tugged, stretching out beside him as he eats. ]

How is it? Did I get the eggs right yet?

[monkeyblue]

Close enough.

[Misaki's no cook, but Fushimi likes his cooking anyway. He taps the card with his fork.]

What's that?

[thevanguard]

A card.

[ Duh. ]

[monkeyblue]

[He bonks Misaki on the head.]

Open it for me. I'm eating.

[thevanguard]

Open it when you're finished eating. It's your birthday, and your card.

[monkeyblue]

And I'm asking you to do it so I can eat.

[thevanguard]

You can still do both. I want you to open it. Just do it when you're done. It's not going anywhere.

[ And it has part of your present in it. ]

[monkeyblue]

If it's a love letter, we're already dating.

[thevanguard]

It's a birthday card, dumbass, do I look like the sort of person who'd write a love letter? [ Or any letter, for that matter? He still sucks at words. he'll let Hallmark do it instead. ] Besides, it's got half your birthday gift in it.

[monkeyblue]

...half?

[He's curious, so breakfast can wait as he goes to open the card.]

[thevanguard]

[ Inside is a gift card to that tech and gaming store Saru always goes hunting through when he's looking for something in particular. Yata wouldn't know what to pick out that he'd actually want, so letting Saru get whatever catches his eye seemed the smarter move.

He grins as Saru opens the card. ]

Yeah. Half.

[monkeyblue]

[The card is a terrible monkey birthday pun one and Fushimi whaps Misaki in the head with it after reading and taking the gift card out.]

Tch. What's the other half?

[thevanguard]

Finish your breakfast and you can see.

[ If they don't ruin the surprise by trying to climb under the bedroom door first. ]

[monkeyblue]

['If' they don't ruing the surprise. 'If'.

So of course as Fushimi goes back to his breakfast, a loud "thuwmp" and "mew" can be heard on the other side of the door. Fushimi freezes.]

Misaki....?

[thevanguard]

Ah, crap.

[ He stares balefully at the door. And they'd been so entranced with watching the crows out the windows, too. ]

....Suprise?

[monkeyblue]

You....did you get me a cat?

[thevanguard]

I.... no?

[ He got you two cats. Because they were adorable and then he couldn't decide between them. ]

[monkeyblue]

Meow!

Misaki, that's a cat.

[thevanguard]

[ He rolls his eyes towards the ceiling. ]

...yes, yes, it is.

[monkeyblue]

We didn't have a cat last night.

[thevanguard]

We did, actually, it's just been living in one of the other buildings until it was time to surprise you.

[ ....there's another thud and an orange-furred paw suddenly patting beneath the door. Well. That at least answered who wanted in. ]

....both of them have.

[monkeyblue]

Both--

[Misaki what the fuck.]

You got me two cats?!

[thevanguard]

[ Yata just sighs and slides off the bed to go open the door.

Immediately there is a flying ball of yellow fur launching for the bed, because there is a new person to investigate and they smell like bacon. He pauses to knead at Saru's knees, purring madly as he sniffs at the edge of the tray before meowing plaintively.

The second cat slips in with less fanfare, winding around Yata's ankles instead in greeting, giving a quiet mew and earning a scratch behind the ears as he leans over to pet him with a grin. ]

Well. I meant to just get one. But then I couldn't decide and they were both kinda cute and needed homes, so...

Yeah. I might have gotten us two cats.

[monkeyblue]

[Fushimi just stares at the cats as Misaki brings them in, only vaguely aware of the one at his tray.]

Cats.

[thevanguard]

[ He casts him a look when that's all that Saru says. ]

....yeah?

[ And then he freezes, looking momentarily horrified. ]

You're not allergic or anything, right? I mean, I've seen you pet a cat before, it was actually kinda cute, but it's... That's not a problem, right?

[ Yata, maybe you should have made sure of that before bringing the cats home? ]