thenearshore | what's happening here (mostly open)

Who: Hazel and Keito, Hazel and Pals (you)
What: pal stuff, yahoo answers
When: April 29 and/or later, I'm not picky
Where: around....
Warnings: well, the links contain questionably nsfw text, and the Jae-Ha thread contains definitely nsfw text, oops

APRIL 29.... hello Keito
[It's real nice of that Keito kid to have made all of these worksheets for Japanese study, really. Hazel was surprised the other day, when Jae-Ha suddenly delivered them to him with his usual Jae-Ha flourishing, but he's kind of touched by it too... Hooter Kid isn't so bad.

The problem with having a magical spoken understanding of a language but only a very basic written understanding of it is this: he still can't read some of this. How does he do practice worksheets if he can't read them??

He decides he might as well call Keito, because why not call someone he's only ever spoken to on the internet. That's fine. Ring ring, nerd.]

A. YahooAnswersTXT
[So, as a (false) god with a domain of great things like love and youth and poetic inspiration, the prayers Hazel gets custom-tailored to himself sure are... as interesting as one would expect. Since he's been thinking for a few days now about what he should actually do as a (totally fake) god, taking into account his misgivings about the whole thing but still wanting to help normal people— well, he's decided to check Aengus' shrine every so often to see what he can do.

For the people. The people who really, desperately need help with love and youth, at least... The prayers manifest as plaques and handwritten tags hung on the shrine, so that anyone walking by can see exactly what he's dealing with, generally speaking.

Is this worth it... he doesn't even get paid, technically... He gingerly picks one up by its corner, not actually daring to pull it off the shrine in case that means he has to commit to it or something.]

Just one...? Mercy, I don't know what I did to deserve this.

[please..... this is harassment] The poor souls sure are in need...

B. hazel joins a gang
[Or: if you catch him in a variety of stores, he may be:

1. wearing a leather jacket, and shopping for more leather jackets
2. staring at a snack food and commenting that they Sure Are Tasteless Around Here
or
3. something else!! WILDCARD

He sure is out and about...]

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[He can't really include a green lizard leg in the list of things about Jae-Ha that are physically perfect without lying, unfortunately, but he can put it on its own list of things about Jae-Ha that don't detract from the rest of him... That's good enough. And his hair is pretty, but god, there's also so much of it.]

I did say that, and it's still true. It's easier to hold onto when it's down. [so.]

[Easier to hold onto, why does he love everything Hazel says. Jae-Ha hums, moving one of his hands back to himself to try and gather up his hair a bit more and keep it to one side. There sure is a lot, though.]

I did enjoy you holding onto it. [He pauses, and then brings that hand up to Hazel's face, touching his cheek.] How much do I need to rinse my mouth before you'll kiss me again?

Oh, I know ya did. [That kink... he is aware. It was actually acceptable in context for once, though, so. There is that.

Also: ew. Why is he like this? Hazel hums, like maybe he actually needs to think about it. Hah.] Maybe somethin' like... three times?

[He knew Hazel was completely conscious of humoring him with his kink. God... thanks.]

Then I'll do it right before we shower. [So, kiss him in there,]

[No problem, babe. But hmm, he doesn't get kisses until it's time to shower? How disappointing.]

If I gotta wait that long, I reckon it can't be helped. [So sure, but he's not done cuddling yet, thanks for indulging him.]

It's not that I want to wait, but I hardly want to get up, either. Unless you'd like to teleport a glass of water here...

[Except not really, because his hands are busy wrapping tighter around Hazel right now.] Hold me tight in the meantime.

[That may be the most literally and figuratively thirsty thing Jae-Ha has said, and he's said a lot of interesting things today.]

If ya tried to put me on my feet right now, I wouldn't last a minute. [So instead, holding Jae-Ha tighter, yes he will. Gladly, squeezing his arms around him and wiggling a toe against his leg. Hello, be cute some more.]

[Ah, this is adorable?? The toe wiggling and all. Jae-Ha's smile widens, slipping one of his hands down to Hazel's cheek, again. This is too much, his heart is fluttering more from these simple things than anything else.]

Did I tire you out that much? Well, even my legs are a little weak right now...

[He laughs, sliding his fingers back to curl behind Hazel's ear.]

[That hand might be filthy? They're both so gross. Hazel leans into his touch anyway, too happy to protest.]

Well, I must've done good. I've already said you're good at what ya do.

You did very good.

[He hums, playing with Hazel's hair with this maybe filthy hand as he watches him fondly.] If you weren't so pure, I wouldn't have believed it was your first time doing something like that.

[He's just teasing, he believes it... And Hazel isn't pure at all.]

[Ah, what could be in his hair right now!! Gross. And pure, hah. Don't be a little shit, Jae-Ha.]

I'm pious and God-fearin' like a man oughta be, so naturally I'm not sure what ya mean.

[Okay, that just gets chuckles out of Jae-Ha that really sound more like giggles with how uncontrolled and light they are. He's just in such a good mood that it doesn't stop, and he pulls him as close as he can between the gentle shakes of him laughing.]

[Wow!! Laughing at him for his very serious statement!]

Did I say somethin' that terribly funny? I still don't know what that's s'posed to mean— [No, it's too late, he's laughing too. It's infectious, he can't help it.]

[He just keeps laughing more, and it starts off fresh when Hazel starts laughing too.]

This is no way to catch my breath! Stop, you're too much...

I'm too much, he says. You're the one who's still makin' me crazy.

[Stop, his little heart... he's too happy!!]

Am I? I'd love to hear what you're feeling. Should I listen to your heart? I bet it sounds interesting right now.

[This is too much fun. He'd tumble around with him and smooch all over if they weren't both disgusting messes.]

[Maybe later, after shower time. They'll be free to smooch and be cute then, with no mess.]

If ya truly have to know, I'm feelin' like I never wanna let go.

I'm feeling that way, as well.

[Ugh, that's precious. His fingers smooth even more of Hazel's hair back as he admires him.] I can't keep my hands or my eyes off of you, either.

Nothin' wrong with that.

[Either of these things, really. He leans in to kiss him - on the cheek, where it is safe to smooch.] I'd be more than a lil disappointed if ya got bored of me so suddenly.

Bored? Of those good looks?

[He laughs, eating up that cheek smooch as he tries to tug them closer still. They can't get much closer than this, though.] And you have a heart to match. I'd never grow bored.

[Not without more banging they can't, and it's No Banging Time. He's genuinely surprised by this comment about his good heart though, ah... Jae-Ha's too sweet. He's really touched...]

Ain't ya just the biggest sweetheart. [Ugh, let him look down and hide this smile and how soft his voice just got-] I'm hopeless when you're sayin' stuff like that.

[Oh no, look at him... Jae-Ha feels warmer just watching this, and fondly he moves to kiss the top of Hazel's head. He can deal with his dirty lips in this sweet moment.]

I'm only stating the truth.

[He guesses he can tolerate gross mouth for sweet head kisses. He can be swayed.]

Sure, sure. Just stay here with me a while, alright?

[Maybe they can take a deserved nap, and then finally go shower. This is a productive day.]

I'm not going anywhere.

[They can nap in filth and then have to extra scrub it off in the shower, yes. Jae-Ha holds him close, and he's definitely tired and comfortable enough to close his eyes, but he might actually take a little bit to fall asleep himself. But he'll still nap if Hazel does, comforted by how close he is.]

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