Susano'o Trashes Heaven

[piphilologize]

Who: Sho Minamimoto vs. Everyone!
What: Susano'o decides to take on Heaven. Chaos results.
When: All day April 19
Where: All around the Heavens
Summary: In a bid to take over Heaven, Sho has unleashed an apocalyptic number of taboo ayakashi the biggest Heaven-wrecking godmode weapon this side of the Far Shore. It doesn't end well. Get ready for spring cleaning 2.0.
Warnings: Math, strong language, casual disembowelment and other violence, NPC death, potential for character death.

12:00:00 PM
Susano'o, Selfies, and the Subjugation of Heaven

As he'd revealed in his 3 AM BBS post, Sho has a variety of fascinating ayakashi that he wants to share with the world. By noon, several large heaps located in various parts of Heaven have caught on fire and there is a massive outpouring of taboo ayakashi.

Concentrated primarily near the Meeting Hall and Susano'o's junk heap of a temple, these ayakashi attack shinki and gods on sight. They're vicious, powerful, and the only way to defeat them is the power of teamwork.

At 2 PM, Joshua will be providing some helpful tips. Meanwhile, Sho will be teleport-spamming throughout Heaven. Feel free to text him, but he'll stop answering right around the time Bishamon and Hajime start to catch up to him. (Picowatt will be helping out from there on!)

Save Heaven 2K16? (Details here!)

03:14:15 PM
Boss Fight: Seiten Taisei and the Neoclassical Drakes

It's the zero hour, exactly 43,200 seconds since he posted his warning to the BBS when Sho decides to change the game. Heaven has rallied against him, gods and shinki alike, and it's time to pull out the big guns.

In the air above the Meeting Hall, he unleashes thirteen Neoclassical Drakes before releasing Seiten Taisei.

And, suddenly, it's entrails everywhere.

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Post-Battle Spring Cleaning

Well, the day is saved, but there's a metric ton left to do. The mass slaughter left a bit of a bloody mess, and Susano'o has shrines on the Near Shore covered in graffiti that can turn any stray ayakashi into the taboo sort. Weird and corrupt magics all over the place, some of which are on fire. His junkyard temple is burning merrily, and there are still some stray taboo ayakashi to put down.

Anyone ready for Spring Cleaning 2.0? Grab a mop.

Comments

[5yenwish]

[Yato pouts at Yukine. Wow, what a hurtful thing to say!]

I'll have you know that I'm an expert at cleaning! Why else do you think this formula is working so well? This isn't just some store-bought solution, it's my own cleaning remedy!

[...there is a certain sense of pride to his tone there, oh my god.]

[returnedfromtheline]

Right, right.

[Yukine answers in a neutral placating tone as he keeps on with the rinsing.]

...

Maybe you should try being marketable with something like this. It might come off like an infomercial, but at least it really does work.


[He's partly teasing. Actually, he'd rather that Yato didn't get famous as an infomercial.]

[5yenwish]

[That suggestion...

...actually strikes a chord with Yato.

He leans back, looking thoughtful and tapping his chin.]

You know... I could mass-produce it pretty easily! That might actually work!!

[PLEASE STOP YOUR GOD, YUKINE.]

[returnedfromtheline]

[He knows that look.]

Hold it!!

[Whipping around he points at Yato with a stern frown.]

Just how easily swayed are you?! Do you want to become a god of fortune, or a soap-seller?

[Say 'god of fortune' or he'll kill you or cry or both.]

[5yenwish]

[Eek! He has angered Yukine! Not his intent!!

He holds his hands up defensively.]

God of fortune! Definitely! It's been my dream for ages! S-sorry, I guess I just got carried away...

[...maybe he'll sell the cleaning solution as a side thing. Yeah.]

[returnedfromtheline]

Good.

[He's relieved that Yato yields so easily has his priorities straight.]

Remember to keep an eye out for ayakashi. It'll be easier to stop them before they change from the graffiti, or however that works.

[5yenwish]

[He's busy whirling through the numbers in his head, how he can make some cash off of this while still doing his God of Fortune duties.

So he looks a little bewildered at Yukine's comment.]

Huh? ...oh right! Yes, don't wanna deal with those weird ayakashi.

[returnedfromtheline]

[Yukine's eyes narrow in suspicion. What was with that bewildered look?]

Damn straight. Especially if they're the ones that you need a second person to help defeat them. Who you gonna call, eh?

[5yenwish]

[Yato makes a face, going back to scrubbing hard at the symbols.]

I could handle it on my own. Or just grab the nearest god.

...do you not count as a second person??

[returnedfromtheline]

[Yukine clinches his fist and shoots Yato a Look.]

Do you not read the BBS? You read everything where Hiyori is involved...

It was one of the first posts after the mess started. One god-shinki team couldn't take those weird ayakashi out. It had to be two gods with their shinki, attacking at the same time.

[5yenwish]

Look, I was busy!! Hiyori's way more interesting geez.

[He sighs and looks thoughtfully into the distance.]

They seem like a lot of unnecessary work. Let's definitely make sure no ayakashi touch these things.

[returnedfromtheline]

Heaven forbid you have to do more work.

[And with that bland tone he flicks some of the rinse water at him, spraying a few droplets at that thoughtfully blankly staring face.]

So eyes forward. Let's get this over with.

[5yenwish]

[Yato lets out a soft yelp at the sudden, cool sensation and promptly tosses a sponge at Yukine's face.]

Don't do that! You could've gotten the fluffy-fluff all wet…

[He pouts and picks at his scarf sadly.]

[returnedfromtheline]

[Happily for Yukine, he avoids it enough that the sponge misses his face.
Not so good for Yukine, the sponge slaps wetly against his chest.]

...! Damn it-- if this stains, I'll kill you and the fluffy-fluff!

[He buys all his own clothes you know!
With a growl he throws the sponge back at Yato.]

[5yenwish]

[There's another yelp, this one much louder, as Yato dives out of the way.

Knocking over the bucket he'd been using.

Now it's all over the place.]

Gah! What was that for?!

[returnedfromtheline]

[Getting up hurriedly to retreat back from the spreading spilled water he glares at Yato.]

What do you think?! For tossing a sponge at me when I only flicked a few droplets at you!

Are you gonna try telling me that gods have no sense of fair play?

[5yenwish]

[Yato pouts. His pants are wet. Weh.]

Yeah, but you started it!

[Pout pout pout. What a baby.]

[returnedfromtheline]

What the-- are you four years old? Get over it.

[Stepping forward (it doesn't matter if his shoes get in the soapy water, of course), he picks up the bucket and thrusts it in Yato's direction.]

Go get more of your special cleaning stuff then. We've been at this long enough as it is.

[And he turns around to take off his shirt. The damp spot should be dry by the time they finish.]

[5yenwish]

[Yato clutches onto the bucket, still pouting and looking dejected.]

Fiiiiine.

[He sighs heavily as he gets up, dripping lightly. Ew. Ewwww.

He tiptoes over to his things - like that's going to keep him from getting more wet??? - and starts pouring a new bucket of cleaner, grumbling loudly the whole time.]

[returnedfromtheline]

[Geh, such a child.]

I'm gonna go buy some ice cream. If you scrub down the rest of this wall while I'm gone, maybe I'll give you some too.

[Stick-and-honey tactics.
With a shrug he picks back up his damp shirt. Guess he can put it back on just before he gets to the store.]

[5yenwish]

[Immediately, Yato perks up and looks at Yukine with hopeful eyes, his task forgotten as water continues to pour into the bucket.]

Really?? REALLY?

[He then salutes, looking as cool as he possibly can. Which isn't very cool.]

I guess I can give it my all~

[returnedfromtheline]

... [The flattest of looks.]

You should just give it your all from the start.

But you better get going. Don't think I won't eat all of it if you're not done.

[And with a nonchalant gesture he starts walking. The timer has started, Yato.]

[5yenwish]

[...dammit! Yukine really is a slavedriver of a shinki!

Yato is quick to start his work, though, once Yukine is gone. He's usually a lot better at this stuff when there isn't someone around to complain to anyway.

So by the time Yukine gets back, Yato is busily working on the last of the graffiti. SURPRISE.]

[returnedfromtheline]

[Well, only a little of a surprise. Yukine has been on lots of mundane jobs with Yato and knows he’s capable of doing a good job.

His return announced with the faint crinkling of the plastic bag, Yukine looks over the walls before commenting,]

Too bad. I was looking forward to an extra serving. Good work. [And he holds out (the carrot) an ice cream bar towards Yato.]

[5yenwish]

[Just like a dog that has heard the treat bag, Yato is quick to spin around and look excited when he hears that bag crinkling.

There's even a touch of drool dribbling from the corner of his mouth.]

THANK YOOOU!

[He yells out as he... literally dives to grab the ice cream in his mouth, packaging and all.]