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Jae-Ha ([personal profile] razzledazzles) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2016-08-28 11:46 am

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Who: Jae-Ha ([personal profile] razzledazzles) & Hazel ([personal profile] churchbelle)
What: Two nerds go shopping / Also using this now for sad angst
When: April 17th / April 20th
Where: Out on the town... or something
Warnings: Don't look at them they're stupid

[They've been in this clothing store for ten minutes now, and Jae-Ha is already wondering what he's supposed to do with his own taste in fashion. He can't seem to find any of the long robes he likes, and the pants he's run across are too tight for his liking. He's not even looking at shoes, for some reason, and eventually, he slides over to pinch at the material of a strange looking coat with a collar that's too big.]

I don't think I've seen a single thing I can see myself in. Have you?
churchbelle: (does anyone feel incomplete)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow, let him pick out some more white t-shirts first, thirsty. He waves that off as Jae-Ha disappears into the dressing room again. Back to browsing some jackets until he comes back!

...And there he is - the sweats still look a little off, with the rest, but-]
Haven't ya been around enough folk by now to know? [Anyway, looking him up and down, ignoring the sweats...] It's a good look for ya.

[Very nice. Look at this leather jacket he just picked up, also.]
churchbelle: (come on dipshits)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
[It's super nice, isn't it? He'll look really cool.]

Ain't it? It's the smallest one they've got. [why is he this short] Here's hopin'.

[Jae-Ha can model his invisible self out here while Hazel sidles past to duck into a dressing room, this time. The leather jacket and t-shirt combo is going to be great, just wait a minute. He comes out soon after, apparently already in love with this jacket from how he turns to show it off.]

What do ya think?
churchbelle: (that tree must be bored as fuck)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Hazel has never pouted in his whole life, shut up. He holds his arms out at his sides, looking down to admire himself. Yeah, he looks so great!!]

Could be! [he's been dressed like a priest for ten years.] It's lighter'n the usual getup. That dusty old thing gets caught on everythin', y'know?

[He's going to marry this jacket......]
churchbelle: (take notes amazon)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, he's into it now... That's cute. Hazel's double success with these randomly selected jackets has renewed his Shopping Confidence after fumbling the tie, so he'll join Jae-Ha to point at a few things that might work.]

Y'wasted all that time complainin' nothin' looked good earlier. How are ya feelin' now?

[Tell him... that he's a genius, thanks.]
churchbelle: (seigneur des lunettes)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Y'like green. [He'll defend his first choice, even though it was too weird for him to ever consider wearing. Messing up his hair like that makes him blink at Jae-Ha as he slides past, like that was a genuine surprise... but he's reaching up to push his hair out of his face a little afterwards, anyway. Stop...]

That ain't an appropriate look for a man of God. [He's already a quitter though, so he doesn't mind.]
churchbelle: (if you ask me)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[It only took one jacket for Jae-Ha to want to try on everything in the store, huh... Hazel's selection is comparatively smaller and with less variety, since he's already got this jacket, what else does he need? Shirts, mostly... a pair of pants. His little pile is also remarkably grayscale, but it's hard to work with white hair.

Anyway, first point:]
Don't start with that now. I'm just a man, same as always.

[He's in a good enough mood to leave it at that, coming over with his weird grayscale pile.] I'm all set.
churchbelle: (CAPITAL LETTERS AND NO PUNCTUATION)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Why's he doing that with his boots... Hazel is also wearing boots, to be fair, but his are just black and not so... unique. He doesn't think much of it other than how obvious they look with the pants tucked into them, that's silly.

But yes, all of his clothes are somewhere between black and white, what's the problem??]


Picture my head with a red shirt underneath. [He'd look like a Valentine.] Just for example.
churchbelle: (commence farm memes)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Of course he says green... of course!!]

Sure, sure. [he says, not going to pick out a colorful shirt or colorful anything.] Everythin' fit that ya wanted?

[With those permanent boots???]
churchbelle: (the incredibly deep voice of the snail)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Aha... well now it's funny, sorry Jae-Ha.]

Y'know, that might be the point with some of 'em. I don't see how drafty pants are s'posed to appeal, myself, but... [Hazel thinks zara pants look stupid, that's it.]
churchbelle: (i hate all of those circle gifs as well)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[cowboy boots y/n]

You'll get there sooner or later. [Pats his shoulder... He could just get some actual sweatpants, but he'd look really odd.] The shirts look good, all the same.
churchbelle: (what happens when)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[WHOA.... THAT'S RUDE but he's over it already, because he is an adult and so is mature.]

I think I'm all set with these. I'll have a look around for that blue shirt some other time.
churchbelle: (least warlike warrior ever)

[personal profile] churchbelle 2016-08-29 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Or green... Yes, yes, he knows Jae-Ha likes green. Very nice. He waves him into the dressing room as he goes back into his own, to go back to being a tiny priest for the rest of this outing. That's fine.]

Close enough to lunchtime to pass. Hungry?

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