008 | OVERFLOW

[godsoffortune]

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[churchbelle]

[Ah, caught him. Hazel just stares at the back of his head, like, really...?]

It's not my parents' surname, may they rest in peace, so it's just a coincidence.

[UGH... bird name!!]

[razzledazzles]

[Hmm, hm, he has a guess as to whose it is, then. Between Hazel's comments and Ukoku's...]

It's a beautiful coincidence. The bird is so cute, look at it. Have you seen one before? [He's finally emerging with the olive oil.]

[churchbelle]

I'm lookin' at them right now. [He doesn't remember how many birds he's seen in his life, don't be weird. This google search is conveniently right here!!]

Well, I'm gettin' rid of this page for ya, you're welcome.

[razzledazzles]

[Okay, hang on...]

I didn't know you could see them still. [He watches Hazel, and then sort of leans next to him, reaching for the phone.] Maybe I should take that back.

[There are a couple of various types of gay searches in there, give him it back...]

[churchbelle]

[Ohhh no, this is Hazel's now. He's leaning away, furiously swiping through more tabs. Ooh!!]

What's this one? "My chest is hurtin'..." Didja get that cleared up in time?

[He knows his shoujo drama tropes!! And he's...... not going to think about how that search may very well be about him, because he'll blush and shame himself again.]

[razzledazzles]

[NO... STOP THAT. Jae-Ha leans more insistently, looping one arm around Hazel's waist so that the other one can reach for the phone. He's taller, give him that!!]

I don't remember that one at all... I must have let someone borrow it.

[churchbelle]

[No... He'll hold it as far away as his tiny arms will allow, for as long as he can!!]

Well, I hope they're feelin' better, whoever they are.

[razzledazzles]

[No... There are more detailed searches in there, like a particularly shameful one looking for an answer to how to avoid certain feelings. He's going to die like this.]

What kind of a man starts looking through another man's searches?

[churchbelle]

Ya handed it to me, in my defense. They're all right there, and ya were takin' so long gettin' the oil...

[He's innocent... Actually some of these are getting too embarrassing, so he'll casually close a bunch of tabs without looking and then hold the phone out. He is holding it by the corner, like he might drop it. Isn't he great??]

Here, I've done all I could.

[razzledazzles]

[Ugh... He reaches to snatch it back, holding it close to his chest and turning around to look down at it. It's like someone's just read his diary or something...]

How was I supposed to know they were there? [How do phones work!! This is a rare moment where he feels shame, now how is he supposed to make pizza?]

[churchbelle]

[He would do that too, to be fair... Be careful with that dragon journal.]

You're downright adorable. Do we have everythin' for this pizza? [just MOVING ON...]

[razzledazzles]

Yes, I think so. Unless you can think of another topping you'd want.

[Right, yes, let him just move on now that he's been utterly destroyed by embarrassment. What the fuck. Normally he has no shame, this is horrible... He slides his phone away into his pocket and reluctantly turns back to Hazel and the ingredients.]

I'll start with the dough, so you can check for that, if you want.

[churchbelle]

[Here lies Jae-Ha, he was too embarrassing to live... Hazel, merciful man he is, will go scour for another topping. Hmmmmmm.]

How do ya feel about olives? [this isn't really a yes or no choice, but.]

[razzledazzles]

[He's so troubled by this violation of privacy!! Just kidding, he'll be over it soon enough as he's distracted by making dough from scratch. Ah, but Hazel wants olives?]

Olives sound nice. [He'd say this either way, but luckily he does like olives.] I wonder if I'll be able to spin this on my hand. What do you think?

[churchbelle]

[Olives it is. Hazel is becoming increasingly resigned to this pizza not being a pizza in the end, but Jae-Ha's so into it and he's had such a nice day, he can't even be bothered by that.]

I'm willin' to watch as long as ya promise it won't be hittin' me in the face.

[razzledazzles]

[He laughs at that.]

Now it's only tempting. [Don't tempt him with this... He'll start a food fight. But actually, no, Hazel seems the competitive type and he doesn't want anything in his own hair.] So you're helping me out completely, this time?

[churchbelle]

[He will dump a can of olives down Jae-Ha's shirt, do not tempt him...]

I s'pose so. That alright, or should I keep outta the way?

[razzledazzles]

Why wouldn't it be alright?

[Get over here, nerd. He's already washed his hands and started on the dough, but he can look expectantly to Hazel as he does.] Everything is more fun with company. Want to help me with this, or would you rather do a different step?

[churchbelle]

[Oh boy, time to ruin a pizza... He'll scoot over to wash his hands, first.]

I'm not that particular. Why don't ya stick with the dough, since I'm not gonna throw it around with ya? [He'll mix a sauce or some other old man task.]

[razzledazzles]

Because you want to see my skill in action? [He laughs.] I do enjoy trying new things. Why don't I try making grits myself for tomorrow morning? I've watched you a few times.

[So he should know!! Anyway, back to this dough... Doing whatever you do with pizza dough before he can actually try to spin it on his hand...] Have you had pizza before?

[churchbelle]

[Watched him stir a pot, yes. His cooking level is "survivable," but that's fine.]

Knock yourself out. [SURELY, IT WILL GO GREAT] I've had somethin' like it, from the pictures.

[razzledazzles]

[He will make fantastic grits and no one will stop him!! Surely. Seeming pleased by both of these answers, he smiles down at the dough.]

It will take a little bit for it to be done, but on such a relaxing day, we have time to spare, don't we? [He doesn't know what time it is, but they can find things to do, he's sure... He's positive.]

[churchbelle]

[Ah yes, all of their day off from nothing free time. What ever will they do with so much free time? Hazel wonders this very seriously while he mixes some sauce.]

Plenty. I wasn't plannin' on goin' out. [Maybe he'll teach Jae-Ha how to spell "pizza"!!] When am I gonna see that thing spin?

[razzledazzles]

Don't be so impatient. I have to make sure it's just right.

[Which means first taking it out of the bowl and messing with it on the flour covered counter. But that only takes a few minutes, and then he lifts it to try. ...The first try is so silly that he has to keep trying, but eventually, a few tries later, he does actually get it a bit!! See!! Talent.]

[churchbelle]

[This man... is a loser... And yet Hazel is watching him try to toss a pizza crust, and it's kind of endearing?? Feelings are ruining him.

He'll be nice enough to wait until Jae-Ha kind of has it before he claps a little.]

Mighty impressive. A lil practice and you'll be table to take that act on the road.