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what's happening here (mostly open)
Who: Hazel and Keito, Hazel and Pals (you)
What: pal stuff, yahoo answers
When: April 29 and/or later, I'm not picky
Where: around....
Warnings: well, the links contain questionably nsfw text, and the Jae-Ha thread contains definitely nsfw text, oops
APRIL 29.... hello Keito
[It's real nice of that Keito kid to have made all of these worksheets for Japanese study, really. Hazel was surprised the other day, when Jae-Ha suddenly delivered them to him with his usual Jae-Ha flourishing, but he's kind of touched by it too... Hooter Kid isn't so bad.
The problem with having a magical spoken understanding of a language but only a very basic written understanding of it is this: he still can't read some of this. How does he do practice worksheets if he can't read them??
He decides he might as well call Keito, because why not call someone he's only ever spoken to on the internet. That's fine. Ring ring, nerd.]
A. YahooAnswersTXT
[So, as a (false) god with a domain of great things like love and youth and poetic inspiration, the prayers Hazel gets custom-tailored to himself sure are... as interesting as one would expect. Since he's been thinking for a few days now about what he should actually do as a (totally fake) god, taking into account his misgivings about the whole thing but still wanting to help normal people— well, he's decided to check Aengus' shrine every so often to see what he can do.
For the people. The people who really, desperately need help with love and youth, at least... The prayers manifest as plaques and handwritten tags hung on the shrine, so that anyone walking by can see exactly what he's dealing with, generally speaking.
Is this worth it... he doesn't even get paid, technically... He gingerly picks one up by its corner, not actually daring to pull it off the shrine in case that means he has to commit to it or something.]
Just one...? Mercy, I don't know what I did to deserve this.
[please..... this is harassment] The poor souls sure are in need...
B. hazel joins a gang
[Or: if you catch him in a variety of stores, he may be:
What: pal stuff, yahoo answers
When: April 29 and/or later, I'm not picky
Where: around....
Warnings: well, the links contain questionably nsfw text, and the Jae-Ha thread contains definitely nsfw text, oops
APRIL 29.... hello Keito
[It's real nice of that Keito kid to have made all of these worksheets for Japanese study, really. Hazel was surprised the other day, when Jae-Ha suddenly delivered them to him with his usual Jae-Ha flourishing, but he's kind of touched by it too... Hooter Kid isn't so bad.
The problem with having a magical spoken understanding of a language but only a very basic written understanding of it is this: he still can't read some of this. How does he do practice worksheets if he can't read them??
He decides he might as well call Keito, because why not call someone he's only ever spoken to on the internet. That's fine. Ring ring, nerd.]
A. YahooAnswersTXT
[So, as a (false) god with a domain of great things like love and youth and poetic inspiration, the prayers Hazel gets custom-tailored to himself sure are... as interesting as one would expect. Since he's been thinking for a few days now about what he should actually do as a (totally fake) god, taking into account his misgivings about the whole thing but still wanting to help normal people— well, he's decided to check Aengus' shrine every so often to see what he can do.
For the people. The people who really, desperately need help with love and youth, at least... The prayers manifest as plaques and handwritten tags hung on the shrine, so that anyone walking by can see exactly what he's dealing with, generally speaking.
Is this worth it... he doesn't even get paid, technically... He gingerly picks one up by its corner, not actually daring to pull it off the shrine in case that means he has to commit to it or something.]
Just one...? Mercy, I don't know what I did to deserve this.
[please..... this is harassment] The poor souls sure are in need...
B. hazel joins a gang
[Or: if you catch him in a variety of stores, he may be:
1. wearing a leather jacket, and shopping for more leather jacketsHe sure is out and about...]
2. staring at a snack food and commenting that they Sure Are Tasteless Around Here
or
3. something else!! WILDCARD
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Okay, that was pretty gross. He takes a deep breath, closing his eyes and just lying there for a few moments while he calms down... Okay. He has absolutely no sass to give, even for that gross thing - so it was an even better time than the first. Great!!
He holds both his arms up, angled toward Jae-Ha for him to helpfully drop himself into.] C'mere.
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He's good to just lie there enjoying the warmth and comfort of it for a minute or so, before he turns his head slightly to bump his cheek against Jae-Ha. No kisses right now, god, but-] Still lucky.
[There, there's the compliment. Nicely done.] What's your pleasure, this time?
[He's up to it... what's the lewdness level??]
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[Honestly. If he had the mind to think about what specific thing would be great right now, he'd be listing off his horrible lewd kinks and so on— but right now, even their bodies resting together is driving him crazy.
He's still going to say this as lewdly as possible, while trying to sound cool. So, again he speaks against Hazel's ear.]
I don't care, so just make me squirm.
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I'm just tryin' to be fair. [Ah, but he's already nudging him to roll over onto his back, so that's happening.]
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You never try to be fair. [He's just saying.]
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Well, I'm real good at pretendin' to try to be fair. [He's in such a good mood, this dumb banter is inevitable.]
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It helps that he's so desperate and thirsty right now, goodness.]
Now that I've made you need at least three showers, I feel even enough. [So go ahead, pretend to try to be fair. One of his hands lifts to brush some of the hair from Hazel's face, so it's easier to admire. He's resisting too much squirming for now, because he'd rather have it drawn out more and more purposefully.]
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It's a pretty big shower. [You know, just saying. This is fine. Can he need a shower while he's already in the shower? Worth finding out.
But with that out in the world, he moves his arm out of the way to duck his head and kiss at Jae-Ha's neck. He smooths his free hand over his chest in the meantime, pausing to tease his thumb over a nipple.
But yeah it's a big shower, sooo.]
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If that's an invitation— [There, the thumb over his nipple is enough added on teasing to make his breath catch in his throat, and finally his hips press up slightly into that hand.] Then I can't say no.
[Of course he can't. The shower, how promising, how exciting... But now his head is spinning just from right here, and right now, and he's trying to deal with just that. The hand at Hazel's face curls around and behind him to grab at his back, and his other hand flops a little uselessly to the side and curls into a tight fist. His face is flushed again from all of this excitement, and that's just fine. The rest of him feels far warmer.]
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Hmm, ya don't say. [This he mumbles against Jae-Ha's skin, squeezing lower along his length when he moves his hips. That's better. He's too spent right now for this to turn him on again, but there's no changing that it's attractive... He could watch Jae-Ha slowly lose control over and over and not get tired of it.
He rubs his nipple again, more insistently this time, and picks up the pace of his strokes. He's not getting very creative with his hand here because he just wants to drive Jae-Ha crazy for a little while before going lower with his mouth - for now, he kisses down to his collarbone and then the very top of his chest.]
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Hazel's aiming to drive him crazy and it's certainly working. He's still picturing Hazel's face from just moments ago, the way he spoke his name, the desperate movement of his hips, and he can't get over it. His own hips press up again a little more desperately, staying lifted for a moment as his back arches before he legs himself fall back against the bed with a frustrated grunt. Just, don't comment on that.
He squeezes a little at Hazel's shoulder as his other hand slides closer to his own face. It makes it easier to turn into it just a little and hide even a part of his increasingly desperate expression.]
What kind of priest are you, to be like this...
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What kind of rude question...]
If you'd rather make this a lil more confessional, I'm all ears. [Tell him your sins, Jae-Ha. Tell him these sins while he continues to sin, himself, ignoring the hand on his shoulder completely to slide lower and kiss his stomach. Well, not completely ignore— his free hand reaches for Jae-Ha's, hastily threading their fingers together and pressing his hand down to the bed. He's holy enough to bring this little bit of purity back, here.]
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[His kink limit, reached... His cheeks burn a little more at that and his eyes slide to the side, but his fingers curl tighter around Hazel's. Ugh, this is cute and shameful all at the same time, just how he likes it. His breathing is definitely more shallow, and for as much as he tries to keep that back, he can't stop his fidgeting.
He groans, his left leg raising to curl a bit around Hazel even as he moves lower like that. He just wants some more relief, and raising his hips in small bits upwards isn't really doing much for him at all.]
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Alright, alright. [This leg around him, hmm— he's enticing even when he's desperate. Hazel slips down further, kissing his hip and trailing lower without stopping.] Then I'll confess instead— I've never done this one before.
[Just saying, he's throwing this last bit of purity to the wind for Jae-Ha's sake. He strokes down his length one more time, fingers squeezing around the base while he bows his head to slide his tongue over the underside and take the tip into his mouth with a little suck.
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He can't be pressing his hips up wildly now, especially if this is his first time, and so Jae-Ha tries more to hold back. This just ends in his free hand covering over his face and curling fingers into his own bangs. God help him, he literally asked for this and he's still losing his mind.]
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Humming around the tip before pulling away with a short gasp, he shifts to hold onto Jae-Ha's hip and get into a better position to easily take him into his mouth again and swirl his tongue around him. That's honestly a little clumsy, given that it's his first time trying it, but he makes up for it by not wasting any more time in bobbing his head down further. He already teased Jae-Ha enough, all he wants now is to feel him completely unravel from this.]
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Oh, god— [He's making such embarrassing noises, and now he's saying embarrassing things too, but that's fine. He doesn't care so much about that as he does about the feeling of it all. His left leg slips away from where it had curled around Hazel and his toes curl into the sheets, instead, his legs shifting a little to try and make up for how he can't lift his hips up. He shouldn't lift his hips up, at least.
Quietly, he draws out his name.] Hazel.
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He pulls up to the tip again, giving it a more eager suck than before. He'll need a moment to breathe, here, kissing down his length to the base while he does. Give him time, he's trying his best—]
Jae-Ha. [There's a little bit of a tease in the way he says his name back, gaze flicking up to take in Jae-Ha's hot mess state for a moment. Mm, yes, that makes him even more eager to take him in again further, to compensate for how still Jae-Ha's being, somehow. It's very considerate of him, and Hazel's reward for that is more slight bobs of his head, trying to get that tongue swirling thing going better this time.]
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For now, there's only the way that Hazel sucks when he gets to the tip like that and it makes Jae-Ha so dizzy he's not sure he can see straight. His back still arches off the bed, and a breathy moan slips out when Hazel switches to kissing down along him. Him needing to breathe every now and again only makes it more appealing, because the torture of going back and forth between getting it all and not is honestly just more attractive to Jae-Ha.
His head turns and rolls back a little too as he tries to cope with being so god damn considerate here. His fingers are curled so tight into his own bangs, and Hazel can get a nice view of him completely unwinding with quicker breaths and needy gasps before he bobs down again.
That's too good, this is too good. He's not going to last very long like this at all, since he was so worked up before Hazel even started and now there's this.]
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He's not pulling away to breathe again, though, set on getting everything he can out of Jae-Ha in these last moments before he totally comes undone. He glances up at Jae-Ha again as he takes him in further and sucks gently, keeping up that pressure as he moves up slowly and releasing it to bob back down. He does like seeing his reactions, but also— warn a guy, come on.]
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Hazel, I'm— [He can't even get the word close out because that gentle sucking draws out another moan. His hand slips down away from his hair to cover his own mouth. God, he is losing it here, hopefully Hazel is enjoying the show. That's his warning, right there, because it won't take much at all to push Jae-Ha over the edge now.]
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So one more time, because breathy whispering really seems to do it for him—] Jae-Ha...
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Two times, okay, that was good, he's still thirsty but now he'll finally need some Time here. Especially to catch his breath.]
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Filthy cuddling is important here. Hazel kisses his neck more softly, resting his head on Jae-Ha's shoulder and watching him catch up with the rest of the world. Hmm. A great time. He's so goddamn tired.]
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