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hazel grouse ([personal profile] churchbelle) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2016-09-24 04:49 pm

what's happening here (mostly open)

Who: Hazel and Keito, Hazel and Pals (you)
What: pal stuff, yahoo answers
When: April 29 and/or later, I'm not picky
Where: around....
Warnings: well, the links contain questionably nsfw text, and the Jae-Ha thread contains definitely nsfw text, oops

APRIL 29.... hello Keito
[It's real nice of that Keito kid to have made all of these worksheets for Japanese study, really. Hazel was surprised the other day, when Jae-Ha suddenly delivered them to him with his usual Jae-Ha flourishing, but he's kind of touched by it too... Hooter Kid isn't so bad.

The problem with having a magical spoken understanding of a language but only a very basic written understanding of it is this: he still can't read some of this. How does he do practice worksheets if he can't read them??

He decides he might as well call Keito, because why not call someone he's only ever spoken to on the internet. That's fine. Ring ring, nerd.]



A. YahooAnswersTXT
[So, as a (false) god with a domain of great things like love and youth and poetic inspiration, the prayers Hazel gets custom-tailored to himself sure are... as interesting as one would expect. Since he's been thinking for a few days now about what he should actually do as a (totally fake) god, taking into account his misgivings about the whole thing but still wanting to help normal people— well, he's decided to check Aengus' shrine every so often to see what he can do.

For the people. The people who really, desperately need help with love and youth, at least... The prayers manifest as plaques and handwritten tags hung on the shrine, so that anyone walking by can see exactly what he's dealing with, generally speaking.

Is this worth it... he doesn't even get paid, technically... He gingerly picks one up by its corner, not actually daring to pull it off the shrine in case that means he has to commit to it or something.]


Just one...? Mercy, I don't know what I did to deserve this.

[please..... this is harassment] The poor souls sure are in need...


B. hazel joins a gang
[Or: if you catch him in a variety of stores, he may be:
1. wearing a leather jacket, and shopping for more leather jackets
2. staring at a snack food and commenting that they Sure Are Tasteless Around Here
or
3. something else!! WILDCARD
He sure is out and about...]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-02 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jae-Ha is disgusting and now completely turned on again, and for a moment he only wants to watch Hazel recover. He gets a good amount of time doing just that before those arms are extended to him, and he leans into them without hesitation. He moves his arms to wrap around Hazel as best as he can in return, resting all of his body over Hazel as he laughs lightly by his ear. He's just pleased... he's happy.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-02 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You're asking such an open-ended question when I'm just desperate for anything.

[Honestly. If he had the mind to think about what specific thing would be great right now, he'd be listing off his horrible lewd kinks and so on— but right now, even their bodies resting together is driving him crazy.

He's still going to say this as lewdly as possible, while trying to sound cool. So, again he speaks against Hazel's ear.]


I don't care, so just make me squirm.
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-02 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[The hair pulling was fantastic, but the problem is Jae-Ha's thirst in general, not his specific kink thirst. That hand earns a soft gasp as he's nudged back, and he rolls to the side and onto his back easily.]

You never try to be fair. [He's just saying.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-02 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jae-Ha hums, half at those words and half trying not to make too much noise at the slow strokes he's being given right now. Slow is almost painful, but it's all exciting, and now Hazel just watching him is great, too. He could do anything and Jae-Ha would love it, with how interested he is in seeing where this goes.

It helps that he's so desperate and thirsty right now, goodness.]


Now that I've made you need at least three showers, I feel even enough. [So go ahead, pretend to try to be fair. One of his hands lifts to brush some of the hair from Hazel's face, so it's easier to admire. He's resisting too much squirming for now, because he'd rather have it drawn out more and more purposefully.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-02 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's so thirsty that he wants absolutely everything, but his self control is really being tested right about now. The added pressure put on so lazily with the rest is making a knot in his stomach that he really wants to stretch out. It's working, slowly...]

If that's an invitation— [There, the thumb over his nipple is enough added on teasing to make his breath catch in his throat, and finally his hips press up slightly into that hand.] Then I can't say no.

[Of course he can't. The shower, how promising, how exciting... But now his head is spinning just from right here, and right now, and he's trying to deal with just that. The hand at Hazel's face curls around and behind him to grab at his back, and his other hand flops a little uselessly to the side and curls into a tight fist. His face is flushed again from all of this excitement, and that's just fine. The rest of him feels far warmer.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-02 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shut up and let him think he's agreeing to sharing a shower in a cool way.

Hazel's aiming to drive him crazy and it's certainly working. He's still picturing Hazel's face from just moments ago, the way he spoke his name, the desperate movement of his hips, and he can't get over it. His own hips press up again a little more desperately, staying lifted for a moment as his back arches before he legs himself fall back against the bed with a frustrated grunt. Just, don't comment on that.

He squeezes a little at Hazel's shoulder as his other hand slides closer to his own face. It makes it easier to turn into it just a little and hide even a part of his increasingly desperate expression.]


What kind of priest are you, to be like this...
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-02 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely not.

[His kink limit, reached... His cheeks burn a little more at that and his eyes slide to the side, but his fingers curl tighter around Hazel's. Ugh, this is cute and shameful all at the same time, just how he likes it. His breathing is definitely more shallow, and for as much as he tries to keep that back, he can't stop his fidgeting.

He groans, his left leg raising to curl a bit around Hazel even as he moves lower like that. He just wants some more relief, and raising his hips in small bits upwards isn't really doing much for him at all.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-02 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Never... Ugh, don't confess it like that. He wants to retort, to say something about how lucky he is to be the first, but the sensation is too much after all of that waiting. He squeezes a lot tighter at Hazel's hand, a cut off noise escaping him as he gets used to the warmth of Hazel's tongue and mouth.

He can't be pressing his hips up wildly now, especially if this is his first time, and so Jae-Ha tries more to hold back. This just ends in his free hand covering over his face and curling fingers into his own bangs. God help him, he literally asked for this and he's still losing his mind.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-02 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Goodbye, leave him here to die, he's reached heaven For Real this time. Hazel is trying so much, and his efforts aren't bad at all. There are a lot of ways to mess this sort of thing up, but even with clumsy tongue movements, his heart is beating like crazy and Jae-Ha has to do everything in his power not to press up into it. He squeezes at Hazel's hand and his own face, instead, another stifled noise slipping out when Hazel takes even more of him in.]

Oh, god— [He's making such embarrassing noises, and now he's saying embarrassing things too, but that's fine. He doesn't care so much about that as he does about the feeling of it all. His left leg slips away from where it had curled around Hazel and his toes curl into the sheets, instead, his legs shifting a little to try and make up for how he can't lift his hips up. He shouldn't lift his hips up, at least.

Quietly, he draws out his name.]
Hazel.
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-02 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[The way he says his name, god spare him. He's only still where he won't mess up Hazel, the rest of his body unable to hold back how he needs to fidget in reaction. His feet keep shifting along side Hazel, either moving closer to himself and bringing his knees up or stretching out completely. Toes keep curling into the bed, and he's not even thinking about how half of those toes have claws on them— it's fine for now, there's no distraction to be had and he can deal with it later.

For now, there's only the way that Hazel sucks when he gets to the tip like that and it makes Jae-Ha so dizzy he's not sure he can see straight. His back still arches off the bed, and a breathy moan slips out when Hazel switches to kissing down along him. Him needing to breathe every now and again only makes it more appealing, because the torture of going back and forth between getting it all and not is honestly just more attractive to Jae-Ha.

His head turns and rolls back a little too as he tries to cope with being so god damn considerate here. His fingers are curled so tight into his own bangs, and Hazel can get a nice view of him completely unwinding with quicker breaths and needy gasps before he bobs down again.

That's too good, this is too good. He's not going to last very long like this at all, since he was so worked up before Hazel even started and now there's this.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-02 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[He is a gentleman, so he'll warn plenty in advance, worry not. He just wants to enjoy the most of this. The warmth of Hazel's mouth and the pressure of his hand have him groaning a little louder, his fingers really squeezing at Hazel's hand as he gasps. The heat in his stomach is becoming too much, all at once, and he knows then to squeeze harder still, doing his best to use his words.]

Hazel, I'm— [He can't even get the word close out because that gentle sucking draws out another moan. His hand slips down away from his hair to cover his own mouth. God, he is losing it here, hopefully Hazel is enjoying the show. That's his warning, right there, because it won't take much at all to push Jae-Ha over the edge now.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-02 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Breathy whispering is really high on the list of things that do it for him, thanks for noticing. That and the faster pace of his hand, plus the fact that he can now rock his hips up into the touch. His free arm moves from his face to wrap around Hazel instead, pulling him close tightly as he finally reaches his peak. He moans as he finishes, still rocking up with his hips a few more times before he slumps back against the bed with heavy breaths.

Two times, okay, that was good, he's still thirsty but now he'll finally need some Time here. Especially to catch his breath.]

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