008 | OVERFLOW

[godsoffortune]

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[churchbelle]

[The enthusiasm is cute, but some recipe he found on the internet...? Jae-Ha and the internet have such a good track record so far, hmm.

Hazel has a moment of serious inner debate, then looks over at him from the pantry. Hmm.]

I don't see why not. What is it?

[razzledazzles]

Pizza! There are so many different kinds, so we can put anything we'd like on top.

[Japan has some weird ass pizzas, but luckily they have fairly normal ingredients laying around the house.]

[churchbelle]

[does hazel know what the hell pizza is? why not]

Within reason. [Nothing Weird, that's the rule.] What should I be grabbin' over here?

[razzledazzles]

Flour, I believe...? Let me check.

[He needs to pull up the internet again. He probably has each and every tab he's ever opened still up, so his phone takes forever to start up, but he's still going to manually search "How do I make pizza?" on google.]

[churchbelle]

[Okay, where is the flour... he'll grab it and bring it over to the counter.]

Flour's here— What are ya doin'? [What's wrong with this phone... Why is it such a disaster??]

[razzledazzles]

I'm trying to find the recipe I'd found before. It runs a little slow...

[Wonder why... He turns to lean back against the counter as he watches it load.] There's something about yeast... [Ah, here! It finally loads, so he skims the ingredients and instructions again, listing them off.] It will probably be a little messy.

[churchbelle]

[Something about yeast... This is going to go well. Hm-]

Why don't I read that for ya? [Let him close some tabs on the dl, that's fine.] Give it here.

[razzledazzles]

Sure.

[He passes the phone over easily enough, leaving Hazel to deal with his search history as he crosses the kitchen again to gather the ingredients he remembers.] You could be so kind as to read me the steps, once I've gathered everything.

[churchbelle]

Sure... Grab some, uh, olive oil while you're over there.

[In case he needed a reminder... Really this is to make it sound like he's not going through everything Jae-Ha has left open. Look at all these searches... all these pictures of dragons... Jae-Ha's Wikipedia journey of self discovery... he still has the page about sunflowers open? This is weird.

—Ah, what's this bird page.] Y'tried to find me on the internet?

[jae-ha]

[razzledazzles]

[...How does he know that. Why does his phone reveal his secrets?? He's just going to stare down this olive oil in the pantry for a while without taking it just yet.]

You're named after a bird. Isn't that nice?

[churchbelle]

[Ah, caught him. Hazel just stares at the back of his head, like, really...?]

It's not my parents' surname, may they rest in peace, so it's just a coincidence.

[UGH... bird name!!]

[razzledazzles]

[Hmm, hm, he has a guess as to whose it is, then. Between Hazel's comments and Ukoku's...]

It's a beautiful coincidence. The bird is so cute, look at it. Have you seen one before? [He's finally emerging with the olive oil.]

[churchbelle]

I'm lookin' at them right now. [He doesn't remember how many birds he's seen in his life, don't be weird. This google search is conveniently right here!!]

Well, I'm gettin' rid of this page for ya, you're welcome.

[razzledazzles]

[Okay, hang on...]

I didn't know you could see them still. [He watches Hazel, and then sort of leans next to him, reaching for the phone.] Maybe I should take that back.

[There are a couple of various types of gay searches in there, give him it back...]

[churchbelle]

[Ohhh no, this is Hazel's now. He's leaning away, furiously swiping through more tabs. Ooh!!]

What's this one? "My chest is hurtin'..." Didja get that cleared up in time?

[He knows his shoujo drama tropes!! And he's...... not going to think about how that search may very well be about him, because he'll blush and shame himself again.]

[razzledazzles]

[NO... STOP THAT. Jae-Ha leans more insistently, looping one arm around Hazel's waist so that the other one can reach for the phone. He's taller, give him that!!]

I don't remember that one at all... I must have let someone borrow it.

[churchbelle]

[No... He'll hold it as far away as his tiny arms will allow, for as long as he can!!]

Well, I hope they're feelin' better, whoever they are.

[razzledazzles]

[No... There are more detailed searches in there, like a particularly shameful one looking for an answer to how to avoid certain feelings. He's going to die like this.]

What kind of a man starts looking through another man's searches?

[churchbelle]

Ya handed it to me, in my defense. They're all right there, and ya were takin' so long gettin' the oil...

[He's innocent... Actually some of these are getting too embarrassing, so he'll casually close a bunch of tabs without looking and then hold the phone out. He is holding it by the corner, like he might drop it. Isn't he great??]

Here, I've done all I could.

[razzledazzles]

[Ugh... He reaches to snatch it back, holding it close to his chest and turning around to look down at it. It's like someone's just read his diary or something...]

How was I supposed to know they were there? [How do phones work!! This is a rare moment where he feels shame, now how is he supposed to make pizza?]

[churchbelle]

[He would do that too, to be fair... Be careful with that dragon journal.]

You're downright adorable. Do we have everythin' for this pizza? [just MOVING ON...]

[razzledazzles]

Yes, I think so. Unless you can think of another topping you'd want.

[Right, yes, let him just move on now that he's been utterly destroyed by embarrassment. What the fuck. Normally he has no shame, this is horrible... He slides his phone away into his pocket and reluctantly turns back to Hazel and the ingredients.]

I'll start with the dough, so you can check for that, if you want.

[churchbelle]

[Here lies Jae-Ha, he was too embarrassing to live... Hazel, merciful man he is, will go scour for another topping. Hmmmmmm.]

How do ya feel about olives? [this isn't really a yes or no choice, but.]

[razzledazzles]

[He's so troubled by this violation of privacy!! Just kidding, he'll be over it soon enough as he's distracted by making dough from scratch. Ah, but Hazel wants olives?]

Olives sound nice. [He'd say this either way, but luckily he does like olives.] I wonder if I'll be able to spin this on my hand. What do you think?

[churchbelle]

[Olives it is. Hazel is becoming increasingly resigned to this pizza not being a pizza in the end, but Jae-Ha's so into it and he's had such a nice day, he can't even be bothered by that.]

I'm willin' to watch as long as ya promise it won't be hittin' me in the face.