thenearshore | what's happening here (mostly open)

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what's happening here (mostly open)

Who: Hazel and Keito, Hazel and Pals (you)
What: pal stuff, yahoo answers
When: April 29 and/or later, I'm not picky
Where: around....
Warnings: well, the links contain questionably nsfw text, and the Jae-Ha thread contains definitely nsfw text, oops

APRIL 29.... hello Keito
[It's real nice of that Keito kid to have made all of these worksheets for Japanese study, really. Hazel was surprised the other day, when Jae-Ha suddenly delivered them to him with his usual Jae-Ha flourishing, but he's kind of touched by it too... Hooter Kid isn't so bad.

The problem with having a magical spoken understanding of a language but only a very basic written understanding of it is this: he still can't read some of this. How does he do practice worksheets if he can't read them??

He decides he might as well call Keito, because why not call someone he's only ever spoken to on the internet. That's fine. Ring ring, nerd.]

A. YahooAnswersTXT
[So, as a (false) god with a domain of great things like love and youth and poetic inspiration, the prayers Hazel gets custom-tailored to himself sure are... as interesting as one would expect. Since he's been thinking for a few days now about what he should actually do as a (totally fake) god, taking into account his misgivings about the whole thing but still wanting to help normal people— well, he's decided to check Aengus' shrine every so often to see what he can do.

For the people. The people who really, desperately need help with love and youth, at least... The prayers manifest as plaques and handwritten tags hung on the shrine, so that anyone walking by can see exactly what he's dealing with, generally speaking.

Is this worth it... he doesn't even get paid, technically... He gingerly picks one up by its corner, not actually daring to pull it off the shrine in case that means he has to commit to it or something.]

Just one...? Mercy, I don't know what I did to deserve this.

[please..... this is harassment] The poor souls sure are in need...

B. hazel joins a gang
[Or: if you catch him in a variety of stores, he may be:

1. wearing a leather jacket, and shopping for more leather jackets
2. staring at a snack food and commenting that they Sure Are Tasteless Around Here
or
3. something else!! WILDCARD

He sure is out and about...]

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[Ah, he's lame... but Hazel really is easy, and the words might be super lame but the enthusiasm is more than enough. Since this mess no longer means anything, he just drops his other hand down to the bed, keeping his arm out of the way so Jae-Ha can do whatever he wants to him. It works out so well!

But he doesn't have anything to say to that dumb line, so he contents himself with tugging Jae-Ha's hair in gentle pulls whenever his lips brush a sensitive spot, trying very hard to keep his breathing even so that his illusion of not being so easy is maintained.

It's "working." It's not working.]

[Ah, those hair pulls that only encourage him as they should. Good. He hums over Hazel's skin, letting his arms move away from Hazel's legs once his body is too low to keep them there. He still has hair for days, but his arms reach upwards to press flat over Hazel's chest, dragging down slowly as he continues to lower himself.

Those attempts at even breaths are so amazing. He kisses his stomach, his hip, his thigh, and then moves his head to the side to ghost an exhale over his length before he slowly leans closer to kiss the base, stopping just there for a moment.]

[Oh, there he goes. Where could he be going? Hazel keeps tugging at his hair, a lot more frequently the lower he goes, but absolutely none of those tags are trying to get him to stop. As much as he tries to keep his breathing reasonably even, there's literally no hiding how he's already aroused by the time Jae-Ha genuinely just—

That's filthy, Hazel thinks, and at the same time - mess aside - it's really hot. Father forgive him for all the sins he's likely to commit in the near future.

His grip in Jae-Ha's hair is really tight all of a sudden, but he relaxes it once he realizes. Ah.] Mmh, alright. I wasn't keepin' time.

[Words... let him live.]

[He's so pleased that his filthy acts have earned him precisely what he wanted. Lingering just where he is, he glances up at Hazel's face with a cocky (ha) smile.]

That's a nice face you're making, right now. [And of course he has to wink about it, chuckling softly and pressing that chuckle into Hazel's skin as his lips brush more against him. He continues to be disgusting.] I'll take this as my victory.

[Well, if he's just going to lie there and allow him to mess around, of course he's going to. For now, he licks, which is even worse than the now-innocent-seeming kissing he'd been doing a moment ago. But there he goes, dragging his tongue up along Hazel's length and flicking his eyes up to watch for the reaction.]

[If Hazel doesn't think about all the spunk Jae-Ha is merrily going to town on, this is a lot less filthy. He's a good Christian boy, but it's much easier than expected to not think about that when Jae-Ha is down there messing around with his mouth on his dick.

He has values, including but not limited to Jae-Ha being absolutely filthy. He huffs out a breath, intending to scoff but a lot shakier than he meant it to be. His fingers curl harder into his hair again, and he's already lifting his hips with a soft, definitely needy sound.]

Jae-Ha. [shut up and do it again!!]

[It is incredibly hot to watch Hazel like this. He's getting too turned on himself for someone giving this act, but he's not going to stop or go at it any less. If anything, it just makes him push past all of the disgusting to focus on the good here. The hand in his hair, for example, and the way his name was just spoken. He's getting shivers, he's so thrilled about it all.

So, he'll gladly do it again. Another lick, from base to tip, but this time he slides the tip into his mouth with a hum. One of his hands drags across Hazel's stomach, and the other moves down to wrap fingers around him, holding him there so it's easier to move his lips away with a pop and consider what to do next.

Yes, this is just fine. He'll be completely and utterly disgusting and love how it drives Hazel crazy.]

[It won't be a gross mess pretty soon with how much Jae-Ha is licking— another thing Hazel doesn't have the focus to care about right now, especially gasping aloud at the feel of Jae-Ha's mouth around him like that. That's so... this isn't fair at all. He's so eager even at this point that it's probably embarrassing and when he's inevitably teased for making all this noise about a couple licks, he'll think about it.

But it will still have been worth it. When Jae-Ha stops again, Hazel pushes himself up to lean on his elbow, so he can look directly at Jae-Ha while he does this. He pauses to wiggle his hand out of his hair and brush some of his bangs out of his face, like the dumb sap that he is— but he'll be back to tugging insistently soon enough.]

[Oh, he wants to watch. Nice. Jae-Ha smiles at him, meeting his eyes as he gives the tip a slow kiss. His heart is beating out of his chest, but he focuses on this. To have made him crazy so soon... That definitely helps his ego.

Letting his eyes drift back down, he takes Hazel in his mouth once more. Of course he's going to tease about it, so he goes little by little, running his tongue up along the underside each time he raises from moving his head a little lower. That alone would probably be enough, but of course he has to moan around him at least once. He's just so into this, after all.

His fingers curl over his stomach, and finally he takes him in as much as he can.]

[Ah, well, now he knows he likes to watch. His fingers curl into Jae-Ha's hair again and he's so desperate for more of that warm mouth he can hardly breathe for waiting. If Jae-Ha weren't such a tease this would be even better than it already is, but it wouldn't earn as many of those little noises from Hazel. Pros, cons.

Moaning around him is absolutely filthy, in the nicer way, and taking him further right after that draws a low groan out of him. He shifts again, tugging Jae-Ha's hair, but it's honestly to keep himself up so he can watch— he won't let go, but can he hold out with just one arm like this...]

Jae-Ha... [This name is a compliment at this point, honestly. He's trying not to rock his hips up right into Jae-Ha's face, and the longer Jae-Ha's mouth is on him, the more his hips just— shake a little. With effort.]

[His hips are trembling, god, he's going to lose his mind just doing this. His hair is tugged again, and he only groans for the little motions like that. The hand at his dick moves to touch where he can when he's not needing anything to hold him up but his own mouth. Now, he can lift himself almost all of the way off and then take Hazel completely in again, his tongue swirling a little around it.

As far as that hip trembling goes, Jae-Ha stretches with the hand on Hazel's stomach, dragging fingers back down in a motion that's supposed to encourage him to just go for it. Do it if he wants, Jae-Ha won't mind.]

[God, he doesn't know how long he'll be able to hold back like this. It's different from earlier, which was sweet and kind of adorable, whereas this is... well, watching Jae-Ha go down on him isn't adorable. It's almost as arousing as the act itself, and Hazel really can't take his eyes off him. This is too much, he's doing things with his tongue again, ugh—

Is it really kosher to press his hips up more, is that actually fine? He does it just a fraction, but for some reason this is the thing he will hold onto his self control for. Sin is everywhere.]

[Ah, is Hazel just pure and considerate when it comes to this? The fraction of a press up isn't met with any sort of surprise or resistance, so there's that. As attractive as it would be to drive Hazel so mad that he bucks up with his hips more wildly, it's pretty amazing to have him worried about being so aggressively lewd, too. Jae-Ha will take it either way.

He still drags his hand along his stomach, feeling him where he can and grasping at him there as his head bobs back down. He's turned on himself completely now, which is a hassle in itself, but he'll ignore that to keep going. Whether Hazel wants to finish like this or some other way, Jae-Ha is going to encourage it quickly with those motions of his tongue and an occasional light sucking as he pulls himself back up.

He moans just as he squeezes at Hazel's hip, dipping his head back down and pressing to take him a little further than the last time. He's really into this, apparently. Anything to get these reactions...]

[Does he want to finish like this— is the Saiyuki Pope fake Catholic?? He can't get enough of Jae-Ha, his mouth, that wandering hand - they're all so good and he can hardly believe he's been reduced to a shuddering mess this quickly. Even as Jae-Ha works him over with his tongue, Hazel is starting to think about what he ought to do for him in return, groaning from the feeling and the mental image of Jae-Ha losing himself the way he is now. Nice. He's earned it.

Before he can make a vague noise about returning the favor or how close he is, Jae-Ha's stupidly attractive moaning chips away a little more at his flimsy self control. His arm goes first - as much fun as it is to watch this, he can't hold himself up and pull Jae-Ha's hair at the same time any longer, and since one of those is marginally more important than the other... He barely flops back down to the bed before his back is arching off of it again, grip in Jae-Ha's hair tightening.

Another needy sound escapes him as he moves his hips with more reckless abandon this time. He's so close, just a few more moments...]

[It's so satisfying to watch how Hazel's self control crumbles apart. The groans are encouraging enough, but to see him unable to keep watching because he has to lean back to do that— the tighter grip at his hair urges him to try and speed up a little. But just as he's moaning from that, Hazel's hips move up and Jae-Ha's noise is muffled a little and cuts off as he adjusts to a little less control.

It's really unfair how attractive this all really is. His fingers curl a little more at Hazel's hips as he alternates between squeezing there and releasing his grip. The desperation of these movements and those breaths tell him that Hazel's impossibly close, and so with occasional small noises, he matches the movements as best as he can. Taking him in as far as he can manage with each press down, his tongue adds a little more pressure to the underside as he goes, aiming to push him completely over the edge again.]

[Ah— he can't watch anymore, but hearing Jae-Ha's noises cut off from the movement of his hips makes up for it. Even that is enough to drive him crazy when he's this close. His whole body is hot but Jae-Ha's mouth on him is hotter, and his grip in his hair can't get any tighter than this without actually pulling his hair out. Thankfully Jae-Ha is weird and he doesn't have to apologize for that...

Still, it's obviously not going to be much longer— the more erratic his hip movements become and the shakier his breathing, punctuated by little sounds, the more obvious it is... He can't find words except for these sounds, but he does pull harder on Jae-Ha's hair in warning when he's about to hit his peak - however filthy Jae-Ha wants to be in a moment depends on him, Hazel did his part.]

[Hazel certainly doesn't have to apologize for a single thing. Every pull at his hair is incredibly arousing. Pain is really a type of pleasure for him, after all, and each tug and pull only tells him that Hazel is losing himself further. It's thrilling beyond words, and so of course he's going to be completely filthy.

The harder tug is still appreciated, both for feeling and a warning of what's to come so he doesn't choke or something completely unsexy. Instead, when Hazel hits the peak, Jae-Ha takes it all in. To his credit, there were a lot more disgusting options in mind, but he leaves it at this, waiting just a moment before pulling himself off of Hazel completely with a gasp.

Sitting up a little further, he lets his hand slide away from Hazel's stomach to give him a break, and rests it on the bed just between them, instead. His other hand reaches up to his own face, swiping his thumb over some of the mess that's trickled from the corner of his mouth— and he licks it off with a smirk, just looking down at Hazel and feeling very accomplished.

He's disgusting.]

[Of course he'd be disgusting. Hazel's too high on the feeling to care, letting his hand slip out of Jae-Ha's hair finally when he's come down from the moment a bit. Now he can look at Jae-Ha again, though he doesn't sit up— ah.

Okay, that was pretty gross. He takes a deep breath, closing his eyes and just lying there for a few moments while he calms down... Okay. He has absolutely no sass to give, even for that gross thing - so it was an even better time than the first. Great!!

He holds both his arms up, angled toward Jae-Ha for him to helpfully drop himself into.] C'mere.

[Jae-Ha is disgusting and now completely turned on again, and for a moment he only wants to watch Hazel recover. He gets a good amount of time doing just that before those arms are extended to him, and he leans into them without hesitation. He moves his arms to wrap around Hazel as best as he can in return, resting all of his body over Hazel as he laughs lightly by his ear. He's just pleased... he's happy.]

[He's so gross and Hazel still wants to hold him, so that's great. That's what he does, wrapping his arms around Jae-Ha in return and shivering from residual feeling when Jae-Ha's body lays over his. How can he be so adorable after that, Hazel wonders... it's a real mystery.

He's good to just lie there enjoying the warmth and comfort of it for a minute or so, before he turns his head slightly to bump his cheek against Jae-Ha. No kisses right now, god, but-] Still lucky.

[There, there's the compliment. Nicely done.] What's your pleasure, this time?

[He's up to it... what's the lewdness level??]

You're asking such an open-ended question when I'm just desperate for anything.

[Honestly. If he had the mind to think about what specific thing would be great right now, he'd be listing off his horrible lewd kinks and so on— but right now, even their bodies resting together is driving him crazy.

He's still going to say this as lewdly as possible, while trying to sound cool. So, again he speaks against Hazel's ear.]

I don't care, so just make me squirm.

[Did Hazel not pull his hair enough already... Too much kink thirst, Jae-Ha. But alright, he can work with that. He hums, pulling one hand away from holding Jae-Ha to slip between them and sliding his palm over his length to cup his hand against him at the base. Give him the updated thirst level...]

I'm just tryin' to be fair. [Ah, but he's already nudging him to roll over onto his back, so that's happening.]

[The hair pulling was fantastic, but the problem is Jae-Ha's thirst in general, not his specific kink thirst. That hand earns a soft gasp as he's nudged back, and he rolls to the side and onto his back easily.]

You never try to be fair. [He's just saying.]

[Hmm, he's still... sticky... maybe Hazel can casually do something about most of that with his hand here, turning over with Jae-Ha and shifting to a loose grip around him. He strokes him slowly, leaning his other arm across Jae-Ha's chest to give him a vantage point to look down at him from. Hey.]

Well, I'm real good at pretendin' to try to be fair. [He's in such a good mood, this dumb banter is inevitable.]

[Jae-Ha hums, half at those words and half trying not to make too much noise at the slow strokes he's being given right now. Slow is almost painful, but it's all exciting, and now Hazel just watching him is great, too. He could do anything and Jae-Ha would love it, with how interested he is in seeing where this goes.

It helps that he's so desperate and thirsty right now, goodness.]

Now that I've made you need at least three showers, I feel even enough. [So go ahead, pretend to try to be fair. One of his hands lifts to brush some of the hair from Hazel's face, so it's easier to admire. He's resisting too much squirming for now, because he'd rather have it drawn out more and more purposefully.]

[Hazel hums, glancing down at his own arm like, yes, he does need several showers to cleanse himself of this sinful time... once he can stand, anyway, he doesn't want to wobble shamefully all the way to the shower. He's still continuing with those slow strokes, adding pressure here and there almost lazily— is Jae-Ha too thirsty to squirm from being teased like this? What a scam...]

It's a pretty big shower. [You know, just saying. This is fine. Can he need a shower while he's already in the shower? Worth finding out.

But with that out in the world, he moves his arm out of the way to duck his head and kiss at Jae-Ha's neck. He smooths his free hand over his chest in the meantime, pausing to tease his thumb over a nipple.

But yeah it's a big shower, sooo.]

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filthy acts at a reasonable price

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