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hazel grouse ([personal profile] churchbelle) wrote in [community profile] thenearshore2016-09-24 04:49 pm

what's happening here (mostly open)

Who: Hazel and Keito, Hazel and Pals (you)
What: pal stuff, yahoo answers
When: April 29 and/or later, I'm not picky
Where: around....
Warnings: well, the links contain questionably nsfw text, and the Jae-Ha thread contains definitely nsfw text, oops

APRIL 29.... hello Keito
[It's real nice of that Keito kid to have made all of these worksheets for Japanese study, really. Hazel was surprised the other day, when Jae-Ha suddenly delivered them to him with his usual Jae-Ha flourishing, but he's kind of touched by it too... Hooter Kid isn't so bad.

The problem with having a magical spoken understanding of a language but only a very basic written understanding of it is this: he still can't read some of this. How does he do practice worksheets if he can't read them??

He decides he might as well call Keito, because why not call someone he's only ever spoken to on the internet. That's fine. Ring ring, nerd.]



A. YahooAnswersTXT
[So, as a (false) god with a domain of great things like love and youth and poetic inspiration, the prayers Hazel gets custom-tailored to himself sure are... as interesting as one would expect. Since he's been thinking for a few days now about what he should actually do as a (totally fake) god, taking into account his misgivings about the whole thing but still wanting to help normal people— well, he's decided to check Aengus' shrine every so often to see what he can do.

For the people. The people who really, desperately need help with love and youth, at least... The prayers manifest as plaques and handwritten tags hung on the shrine, so that anyone walking by can see exactly what he's dealing with, generally speaking.

Is this worth it... he doesn't even get paid, technically... He gingerly picks one up by its corner, not actually daring to pull it off the shrine in case that means he has to commit to it or something.]


Just one...? Mercy, I don't know what I did to deserve this.

[please..... this is harassment] The poor souls sure are in need...


B. hazel joins a gang
[Or: if you catch him in a variety of stores, he may be:
1. wearing a leather jacket, and shopping for more leather jackets
2. staring at a snack food and commenting that they Sure Are Tasteless Around Here
or
3. something else!! WILDCARD
He sure is out and about...]
razzledazzles: (❀ 095)

when we were both like hah aha as if that could happen, and then,

[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-01 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Hearing him holding back those noises is just as thrilling as hearing them when they come out. In a way, it's a little more fun to tease them out of Hazel, his hand grabbing at Hazel's leg again so they can both get that much more friction when he grinds down.

It's still not enough. Of course it's not, and this slow pace is driving him insane too, but there's the fact that he's controlling it that makes it a little more bearable. That, and obviously the more needy Hazel sounds, the more Jae-Ha eats it up. At those last words, he can't hide the way he smiles against Hazel's neck, humming against it as his hand slips back to wrap around his dick.]


Honestly, I love seeing you get so restless. [So... yes, he could do this for a while, if he were really cruel. Even as he says this, though, his hand strokes a few more times to move things forward a little, slowly kissing at his collarbone next.]

But I'm also going a little crazy just watching you like this. [His kisses press back up Hazel's neck as his hand works at him a little more, but it's still not close enough, and so he lowers his body again, pressing it against Hazel as much as he can without interrupting his hand or his breathy kisses.

It's still not as hard as he could be going at this, or kind of wants to be going at this, but he wants to savor, no matter what.]
razzledazzles: (❀ 155)

THERE WERE BUS

[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-01 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Sexy payback... It's cruel and attractive all at the same time. Jae-Ha can get behind that. He does, really, from how that thigh rubbing up and sliding against him earns this frustrated groan. The kisses, too, leave him kissing back whenever he can. Even while he's denied more satisfying contact just yet, he doesn't stop with his hand on Hazel. His thumb swipes over the tip as he manages to catch his lips in one of those kisses, pressing deeper into it before shifting—

His other hand lifts to wrap firmly around Hazel's waist, tugging him close as Jae-Ha rolls them both over again. From this angle, he can quicken the pace of his strokes slightly as his hips roll up against Hazel's thigh. The noise he makes is a little held back but clearly wanting, and he squeezes Hazel closer to himself by the waist so he can kiss at him some more.

He can't keep still like this. There's no way.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-01 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes, he's finally reached the limit of his control. At least the first limit. It's nice to feel Hazel as a weight on top of him, and those surprised noises of his are always cute. He wants more, for them to press with equal energy from both sides and meet in some frantic, beautiful way, but now Hazel is only teasing him back. Even his lips are abandoned for the moment as Hazel moves to kiss near his ear, instead, that warmth and every little breath that comes with it providing its own distraction.

He gasps at something as simple as the hand to his chest, varying the speed of his stroking hand both out of distraction and an attempt to keep things interesting. His other hand flattens against Hazel's back now, tracing down the rest of his spine just as Hazel's thumb earns a groan that he can't stifle enough.]


Now that I'm being kind, you're being so unfair.

[He's trying to sass to cover up his own desperation, but it's clear in how breathy he sounds, and how his hips rock up in a needy cry for attention. His hand might slow a bit more, just for this, too. His body is heating up, even his face, and he can't help but add a quiet whine to the end of that.] Hazel.
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-01 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Finally. Hazel's hand brings a wave of both relief and more tension, making Jae-Ha squirm below him as he gasps out his reaction. That, and the hot breath at his neck that makes his face even warmer and sends a shiver down his spine. His hand slides back up along Hazel's spine before he curls his fingers into his shoulder blade and tries to pull him closer like that.

His hand speeds back up now that he's gotten what he wants, rewarding Hazel with long strokes that vary just enough. This is so hard to deal with when this is so fantastic and yet he wants everything, he wants rough and desperate but he wants slow and sweet, and he wants to be impossible more close than they already are. But this is a mix of everything, and he's going crazy just experiencing it. He's not the loudest guy, but occasional breathy gasps or soft moans slip out despite himself, and he certainly can't stop moving. He's grasping at Hazel again and again, reaching back more and curling his fingers again when his hand slips too much from his tugs.

Damn it, this is really beyond what he had even thought. Not that he had the memory to base this on anything else, but... Ugh.

He strokes faster for his eagerness, pressing all of himself that he can up and into Hazel as he turns his face a little away from him. It's just too hot, don't look at his colored cheeks.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-01 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[This is honestly perfect. All the way back from the flirting to this closeness now, Jae-Ha couldn't be happier. There was a promise of more to come, there was their warm hands touching each other and making them even warmer, and the amount of care that he can feel in this moment is just... He somehow feels surprised that anyone would accept him, with his leg like this, but here and now, they've both forgotten about it and set it aside for more important things.

The hand at his cheek is so sweet that he turns into it more out of appreciation than any additional embarrassment. Hot breath from his little gasps and noises meet part of his palm now, and he tries to press a single kiss to it before he can't focus on that any longer. For him too, now, there's just their hands and their heat, and he won't stop until he's gotten every little reaction he can out of Hazel.

Softly, he mumbles Hazel's name in encouragement. It's so nice, even when they get to this point where neither of them is playing around. The arm wrapped around Hazel loosens slightly so he can focus on the other, applying just enough slight pressure as he smooths along his length and speeds up in his own increasingly distracted way.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-01 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[That whine. That's definitely a sign for Jae-Ha to keep going with that. Every little noise is so god damn attractive, and now there's neck kissing and a thumb rubbing at his tip that drives him so crazy he moans.

And then there's those sweet words. All of his body feels flushed, so it doesn't matter so much that he might have color in his face, especially after Hazel had accepted it with that hand to his cheek. The hand on Hazel's back slips lower once more, pressing at the small of his back once he gets there to bring him closer still, and more into the motions of his own hand. He strokes and then opens his hand to palm up and smooth down further, touching everywhere he could possibly think to create the right kind of reactions.

Saying just thank you or some other compliment in return to those words just doesn't feel like enough. Especially not when they're both this needy.]


Then keep touching me like that. [Instead, he breathes that out, dragging his hand up with a little more speed and that same pressure. He wants to enjoy this all day, there's so many things they could be doing, but most of all he wants to see and hear Hazel when he's at his highest point.]

And sounding... like that. [He loves it so much.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-01 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just saying how he feels is exactly what Jae-Ha loves about this. He doesn't want to interrupt this new kiss to say that in response, so he decides to leave it at showing it, instead. He runs his fingers back up Hazel's back to lace through his hair at the back of his head, pulling him in deeper to this kiss. His palm presses up against him again, fondling lower before his fingers wrap around him again and drag upwards. He's putting a lot of attention into exactly how he touches him, the pressure, the spots, the rhythm he does it all in, but the touches he's getting in return are overwhelming. Quiet noises slip out more between and into kisses as his back arches slightly against the bed, trying to raise his hips more into that hand.

The world could be on fire around them and he wouldn't let it interrupt this now. Desperate for more, his fingers curl tighter in Hazel's hair as he groans against his lips. His hand presses up more between Hazel's legs, and this time his hips raise to try and meet Hazel's more directly.

Just— he just wants him closer, in every way. He wants to feel his reactions more directly, he wants to hurry and feel as much as he possibly can with him.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-01 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh— oh, Hazel is sitting up and stroking them together and Jae-Ha barely has the time to react. God. He can barely manage it, but he squirms enough to sit up, one of his hands reaching around Hazel to pull himself up as he does, and the other quickly joining the one doing the stroking.

This is definitely more of what he needs right now. He's terribly attracted by how Hazel decided this all on his own, probably out of his own neediness, and now he's just lost in the feeling of it. They're tangled, sitting together like this, but it doesn't matter as long as their hands keep going. Jae-Ha is tall enough to lean closer, mouthing little noises and kisses against the side of Hazel's neck as they get closer and closer to a finish.

His arm stays wrapped loosely around Hazel's shoulders as he keeps up the pace with his other hand. God, why does he find this so hot, all of this desperation and this eagerness and them working together— He is lost.]


Almost. [He just has to mumble that against Hazel's neck, out of breath and halfway to a groan.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-01 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wrapped close together like this, he can feel every way Hazel reacts to that finish. The movement of his muscles, the breathing over his shoulder, and the sudden sloppiness of his hand— it's all incredible from this close. Jae-Ha speeds up his own hand to make up for any sloppiness, easily falling into the feeling and those whispers of his name.

His own head lowers close to Hazel as all of the worked up tension is finally released. Even after he's finished, his hand gives a couple more slowing strokes just to work them down from the high as he turns to press a slow kiss at Hazel's shoulder.

Now they're both a mess, and his heavy breaths leave him silent for a few moments. He can just enjoy this warmth, feel Hazel breathing with him, and hold him tighter. But for as much as that satisfied him, there's this exciting feeling still in his gut. This is more than just a one time thing, they'd decided this before. So maybe it was good to wait, after all. Now that he knows that, he feels so eager that he can't hold back.

His face turns more into Hazel, and even if he's too tired to reach up and turn his face, he'll just mumble near his ear.]
Kiss me again.
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-02 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
We're both lucky men. Lucky and beautiful.

[Jae-Ha laughs warmly as he presses into that kiss, smoothing his hand along the back of Hazel's shoulders, and then neck and up into his hair. He's so excited, even if this wave of laziness is still hanging over him. He's so into all of this. He's so into Hazel.]

If this means I have to let go now, I'm not sure that I can... [He kisses at him again, this time at the corner of his mouth, short and sweet.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-02 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[No, he's only moving his clean hand so all is well. He hums in response to that statement.]

Alright. [But does he care about his legs falling asleep? Not right now. He doesn't care about his legs at all, right now, and it's fantastic. He only cares about this man straddling him, the one holding him close and smiling at him. Jae-Ha can't get enough.

A few minutes pass, and he still isn't complaining, but he does start with little kisses. His mouth, then the side of his face, down lazily to his neck where he kisses a little more insistently— he's just a little into this, really.]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-02 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Did you think I was joking all of those times before? I've been waiting for this, and you stringing me along only made me more interested.

[Ah, he's shameful. At least he's just mumbling this against his neck, leaning forward and into him as much as he can with their odd position.]

If you're tired, then I could just do something for you. ♥

[His thirst cannot be stopped, he's on a roll—]
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[personal profile] razzledazzles 2016-10-02 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
That was payback.

[And therefore, there is no blame on him. He runs his fingers through Hazel's hair and then slides it down his shoulder to his chest as he kisses his neck again. In an hour or later tonight, he could very well be eager again— but right now, he just knows that this was the best thing he's felt and he wants to feel more. After everything lately, is it wrong to want to enjoy nice things with him? They both deserve it.]

And now— [He kisses again at Hazel's neck, slower and insistent again.] I can't help myself. If it's too soon, at least allow me to keep kissing you like this.

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